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28/11/2023

Newcastle take the cherubs on a must-not-lose mini-break in Paris

Barry Glendenning Barry Glendenning
 

DOWN AND OUT IN PARIS?

While Newcastle’s Gulf state derby against PSG is not strictly a must-win game for the Premier League side, it is certainly must-not-lose to maintain hopes of progressing to the Big Cup knockout stages. Having smashed their French hosts 4-1 in the corresponding fixture at St James’ Park, Newcastle fans would have every right to feel confident in Paris if their squad wasn’t so decimated by injuries and suspensions. The list of absentees is so long that celebrity Toon fans Ant and Dec would almost certainly get a game if they weren’t making an even bigger show of themselves in Australia helping to rehabilitate the reputation of a despicable, dinghy-obsessed demagogue.

Although Newcastle have a whopping 12 senior players unavailable, Howe might not have to resort to calling up Sting, Sam Fender and Jimmy Nail, as only three of that dozen – Sandro Tonali, Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff – are among their current crop of lame, halt or banned that started in the team that battered PSG last time out. Much like when they humbled Chelsea, Newcastle’s starting XI will be more than strong enough but it’s on the bench where they’ll be conspicuously light on experience but not, if the weekend was anything to go by, cherubic academy graduates and gloved up substitute goalkeepers.

It is here Newcastle’s shortage of experienced personnel could cost them, considering how much effort Howe’s side were forced to expend against Chelsea only three days ago. “If you’ve seen the last match Newcastle played, yes, physically, it’s really incredible,” gasped PSG manager Luis Enrique. “They’re very strong, they’re able to press hard and very high, there’s so much intensity. Six players are putting so much pressure, they can pressure like eight players at the same time and this intensity and pressure in their game is something that we need to be prepared for.” Asked if this was a defining moment in Newcastle’s campaign and whether or not they were going to give it everything, Howe was unequivocal. “This is a defining moment in our campaign and we are going to give it everything,” he said in his pre-match press pow-wow. “We are going to need to be as good as we know we can be. The motivation couldn’t be bigger. It’s imperative we don’t lose. Fear of failure is a major motivation in my career. Losing doesn’t sit comfortably with me and that applies to this match.”

In Paris to tick off the latest mini-break destination on their Big Cup bingo cards, some travelling Newcastle fans were subjected to an unprovoked attack by a gang of PSG ultras as they got their drink on in a Boulogne-Billancourt watering hole, although the flare-up is reported to have been brief and no serious injuries were reported. “A group of around 30 PSG fans turned up, stood outside, threw a flare and chairs etc at the windows and doors,” reported a Newcastle United Supporters’ Club spokesperson. “Nobody was majorly hurt and then they left. The advice is for everyone to stick together and look after each other.” In the face of a potential onslaught from Kolo Muani, Kylian Mbappé and Ousmane Dembélé, it is advice Newcastle’s makeshift back-four might also do well to heed.

LIVE ON BIG WEBSITE

Join Barry Glendenning at 8pm GMT for Big Cup updates on PSG 3-1 Newcastle, while Beau Dure is on clockwatch duty for all the other matches.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Sending him to the screen for one and not to the other, not advising him there is a headbutt or that Tim Ream should receive a red card. What is the point in VAR? I’ve had a real grown-up conversation in there with [the referee], I’m trying to remain calm. I’m not angry with anybody. I’m not in there abusing people. It’s literally a conversation around, ‘Come on, guys, it’s six, seven points now that have gone against us, I’m managing a big football club here, and the difference that you’re making to my reputation, to the club’s progression up the league, to people’s livelihoods is huge.’ Maybe tonight has finally turned me against VAR” – in a series called Gary O’Neil v VAR (part XXXVI), we discover that only now has the Wolves manager – whose team suffered a VAR-assisted last-gasp 3-2 defeat at Fulham – turned against technology. He’ll doubtlessly be delighted to know that Ifab is now considering getting the curtain-twitchers involved in corners and free-kicks, too.

Hwang Hee-chan and Gary O’Neil
camera More Wolves woes, earlier. Photograph: Mike Hewitt/Getty Images

FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS

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Hey. Hey. Hey. Let’s take it easy on one of my all-time faves, the Gliding Gladiator, Dimitar Berbatov (yesterday’s Fun and Games in South America Dept, full email edition). To my recollection Berba never had any responsibility to track back, God forbid. His responsibility was to score goals which I thought he did with admirable panache” – Guy Robert.

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Generally, I’m all for the use of AI and, quite frankly, in my office I’d settle for any sort of intelligence, artificial or natural. However, it was extremely disappointing to see the once-great Sports illustrated being accused of using AI to generate articles and generate fake profiles for authors while also being too lazy to even check whether they even made any sense afterwards. Thankfully, the quality of the articles, with such classics as ‘volleyball can be a little tricky to get into, especially without an actual ball to practice with’, is so poor that even Football Daily wouldn’t lower itself to using it. My office on the other hand” – Noble Francis [you say that … – Football Daily Ed].

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Petr Cech posing for a photo in ‘a graveyard in Surrey’ you say (yesterday’s Memory Lane, full email edition)? Or is it a graveyard next to Baron’s Court tube station?” – Russell Packford (and 1,056 other west Londoners).

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Sergio Ramos has wrongly been accused of receiving his 29th red card. It is the 30th when you count the un-awarded one for his judo tackle on Mohamed Salah in the Big Cup final” – Krishna Moorthy (and no other readers struggling to move on from 2018).

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In this age of Premier League-centric largesse, let’s spare a thought for the rest of a pyramid which is the envy of the world. I present you Wealdstone’s 98th-minute winner against our despised rivals Barnet on Saturday which provoked chaotic scenes among the 2,000 home fans, emptied the technical area and inflicted a fourth consecutive defeat on the club that [Snip – Football Daily Lawyers] our ground. Wealdstone are part-time, Barnet are full-time. Delicious doesn’t begin to describe the rapture at the final whistle” – Neale Harvey.

Send any letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s letter o’ the day winner is … Neale Harvey, who lands a copy of Woman Up, by Carrie Dunn. We’ve got more to give away, so get typing.

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A POINTLESS EX-ERCISE?

It’s not been a great week for Exeter manager Gary Caldwell. Fresh off the back of a 7-0 walloping by Bolton that left him clinging on to his position as his club slid down to 20th in League One, he was up in court for speeding. His lawyer, Mr Laurence Overend, tried his hand at comedy when attempting to prevent his client from receiving a driving ban. “The club has the same number of points as he has on his licence,” parped Overend. Perhaps the magistrate was a serious Grecians fan, as they didn’t see the funny side, meaning Caldwell will have to cadge a lift to training for the next six months.

RECOMMENDED LOOKING

David Squires on … Terry Venables doing it his way.

RIP El Tel.
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OUTSTANDING VOLLEY OF THE DAY

NEWS, BITS AND BOBS

The family of Maddy Cusack say a “thorough external investigation” has been launched into the death of the Sheffield United midfielder after claiming her spirit “was allowed to be broken” by football.

The use of sin-bins is to be expanded to higher levels of the game after trials at grassroots level were a success.

Bruno Fernandes can’t wait to visit hell. “We prepare for [hostile atmospheres],” he roared before Manchester United’s trip to Galatasaray. “I think when you are a kid you want to play in this kind of atmosphere … it has to be a big boost playing in stadiums with a crowd like that.”

Manchester City have unveiled a statue of club greats Mike Summerbee, Colin Bell and Francis Lee outside the Etihad Stadium. “This is a truly special moment for me and my family,” said Summerbee. “I joined Manchester City in 1965 … 50 years later I am still here, still treated with such respect. I feel incredibly lucky.”

The statue paying tribute to Colin Bell, Francis Lee and Mike Summerbee
camera The statue paying tribute to Colin Bell, Francis Lee and Mike Summerbee. Photograph: Manchester City

Phil Jagielka, 78, has retired. “I tried to put myself out there for a little bit longer to see if anyone fancied giving me an opportunity to extend [my career], but they didn’t,” he honked.

And Cristiano Ronaldo has only gone and done a Robbie Fowler by asking the referee to overturn a penalty he won for Al-Nassr two minutes into an Asian Big Cup match against Persepolis.

Cristiano Ronaldo
camera Fair play, Cristiano. Photograph: Fayez Nureldine/AFP/Getty Images

STILL WANT MORE?

“This is my world – I love their honesty and no-holds-barred attitude. People are usually guarded about their emotions. But these kids smell a rat if you’re closed. For me there’s a deeper connection.” Allan Cockram tells Donald McRae about his Mighty Penguins, a west London team for youngsters with Down’s syndrome … and his own extraordinary life story.

Three decades on from a hellish reception and away-goals heartache in Turkey, Will Unwin looks back and forward as Manchester United return to Istanbul with chests puffed out for a must-win Big Cup affair.

Jérémy Doku enjoyed turning Liverpool’s backline inside-out, but is Pep Guardiola eyeing the Belgian’s dribbling skills as the key to the Next Big Tactical Thing? Jonathan Liew explores.

Messi to Inter Miami was a universally lauded and unanimously positively move for the team’s existing faithful, yes? No, explains Ryan Baldi.

Sid Lowe on José Luis Morales who, at 36, is suddenly back in the goals, delighting Villarreal and Marcelino.

Our man in Madrid also looked back at Terry Venables’ memorable stint at Barcelona, which packed in influential tactical shifts, title glory and European final trauma.

And Darren Anderton salutes the manager who had an arm around him for both club and country.

MEMORY LANE

To March 1990: New Order, Des Walker, John Barnes, Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsley, double denim and shell suits? It can only be England players recording World in Motion before the World Cup.

New Order and England players record World in Motion
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