Spurs fans doing the Poznan? Yes it’s petty, but also perfectly reasonable

Whether it was the eerie silence occasionally punctuated by half-hearted chants of disparagement at the expense of Arsenal, Rodrigo Bentancur’s violent and protracted shoeing of a vacant dugout seat next to that occupied by a visibly frightened Bryan Gil, or Ange Postecoglou’s none-too-matey touchline exchange with a loud fan urging the Spurs boss to instruct his team to tank a contest they were probably going to lose anyway, Tuesday night’s match at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium was a decidedly weird affair. But then it was always going to be strange when a very sizeable percentage of Spurs fans were desperately hoping their team would lose against Manchester City, all the better to deal Arsenal’s chances of winning the title a potentially fatal hammer blow.

Indulge Football Daily as we go all biblical with an analogy. No matter what some sniffy commentators would have you believe, there is absolutely nothing wrong with not caring if your own very mediocre, flea-bitten ox dies of some terrible bovine plague, just so long as you know for certain that he’s infected the stronger, heavier, prettier, prize-winning pedigree ox belonging to that ambitious neighbour you don’t like before he dies. Yes, as world views go it’s petty and it’s vindictive and it’s small time, but the important thing to remember is that it’s also perfectly reasonable. In an ideal world, Tottenham fans would follow a club that is so successful that anything Arsenal do wouldn’t cost them a thought, but they don’t and this is where they find themselves, whooping euphorically in celebration of their own club’s small role in any setbacks suffered by their most bitter rivals. And that’s OK.

Needless to say, there has been a certain amount of pearl-clutching and sanctimonious clucking from certain quarters about assorted Tottenham fans making the best of their evening by “doing the Poznan” to celebrate City’s second goal, much of it seems to have come from commentators, pundits or journalists who almost certainly haven’t had to pay for a match-day ticket, pie or pint for 25 or 30 years and have perhaps lost touch with the petty, harmless tribalism that often makes being a fan so enjoyable. It’s important to remember that this is just football and nothing particularly dreadful will actually happen to anybody if Arsenal don’t win the title. Though it is to be hoped that the podium for Manchester City’s fourth consecutive Premier League trophy lift does not collapse under the weight of the 115 big elephants trumpeting loudly throughout the ceremony because they’re so upset at being ignored.

While plenty of Spurs fans were happy enough to see their side get beaten, their manager made little or no effort to contain his irritation after the match. In a presser that was spikier than an Australian Gympie-Gympie tree, Big Ange railed against what he perceived to be the treachery of Tottenham’s turncoats in a tirade about unfair dinkum that was more than a little ambiguous and hinted that people inside, as well as outside, the club might have wanted his players to fail. “I think the last 48 hours have revealed the foundations are fairly fragile – outside the club, inside the club ... everywhere,” he said. “I already knew what I wanted to do, I just have to make some adjustments to how I do it.” Asked to clarify his remarks, he refused to do so and invited journalists to draw their own conclusions, mate. For as long as he fails to elaborate, the only cast-iron one to arrive at is that recent history has taught us that Tottenham managers who criticise the club or its fanbase while repeatedly losing football matches don’t tend to last long.

All eyes on Tottenham again this evening, with Sarah Rendell on hand at 7.15pm with her live blog on Spurs 0-1 Chelsea in the WSL, while Michael Butler will hopefully have updates on any leaks in the Old Trafford roof during his coverage of Manchester United 1-2 Newcastle at 8pm.

“It was our dream when we started the season to be here. To play [in the Big Cup] is, after the Premier League, the best” – Unai Emery gives the Best League In The World™ an unnecessary boost as he revels in ending Aston Villa’s 40-year wait to return to Europe’s top table.

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Parenting can be tough, with kids exposed to social media and drugs and terrible music … but that said, the toughest conversation I’ve ever had with my son happened today, when I had to explain that sometimes good people have to do bad things and support Tottenham. He hasn’t been so disappointed since the day I told him the player he kept calling Santa Cannoli was actually named Santi Cazorla” – Christopher Jersan.

Sadly I can’t take credit for this, that goes to wonderfully monikered Marc O’Reachtaire on Twixer, but for those of you not on social media disgrace ‘Man City winning the league four times in a row is a serious achievement to be fair, it’s up there with Lance Armstrong winning seven tours on the bounce’” – Noble Francis.

Along with a few million others, I’m beginning to find this single team dominance of the Premier League decidedly tiresome. Surely it’s time to start talking about a handicap system to make things more competitively interesting? I’ll start the ball rolling by suggesting a 12-point deduction next season for the winners, a six-point deduction for the runners-up, and a three-point deduction for the third-placed team. If anyone can still win it with a handicap, their deduction should increase by a further three points the following season. Eventually, perhaps, someone else will get a look-in” – Rick Gaehl.

Manchester City’s inevitable penultimate gear-click toward the title at Tottenham was a sober reminder of what happens when you give generative Alf-Inge (AI) free rein to reproduce in ever-stronger form” – Peter Oh.

The continuing water leaks and flooding at Old Trafford all stem of course from Alex Ferguson’s departure in 2013 – a succession of eight mostly out of their depth managers since then have all confirmed the inevitable outcome of ‘Après Moyes, le déluge’” – Adrian Irving.

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Ipswich fans better get used to this, because Manchester United are sizing up a move for their double promotion-winning manager, Kieran McKenna, which seems fair given Erik ten Hag’s chances of staying at Manchester United are rated at 50-50. Perhaps his overlords will toss a coin.

Liverpool assistant boss Pep Lijnders has been appointed head coach of RB Salzburg from next season. “After PSV Eindhoven, FC Porto and Liverpool, I am joining another beautiful club with a strong structure and an even better academy,” whooped the occasional author.

The Saudi Pro League has its eyes on Mohamed Salah and Alisson.

In fitba news, Celtic were made to wait another day at least to clinch their Scottish Premiership crown after Rangers stormed back from 0-2 down at home to Dundee to win 5-2.

Human rights campaigners have suggested Newcastle city council could be complicit in sportswashing after council executives lobbied officials at the Saudi-owned club in an attempt to secure investments and funding.

Game 39 is on its way back, baby! Fifa suits have, ominously, approved the formation of a working group to “consider a revised legal framework” governing the authorisation of playing domestic matches overseas.

Meanwhile, Fifa has also resisted calls for mandatory rest periods in the women’s international calendar. Which will disappoint players such as England’s Lucy Bronze, who complained: “There are so many players who I play with who really struggle with the national teams and the clubs not kind of working well together.”

And Brighton chief suit Paul Barber gave a little insight into the fiery nature of Roberto de Zerbi, who will happily take aim at officials or espresso-makers. “If that coffee machine was not working properly, I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised to see it on the lawn,” he honked in an interview with the BBC.

When Josh Staunton was released by Yeovil Town in December he was captain and had more than 100 appearances to his name. He was still only 28, too. Where to next then? Bath City? Taunton Town? Torquay United? Nope, he set up his own gardening business and became as skilful with his green fingers as he was with his feet. “It’s been a whirlwind. I think they say you never know what’s round the corner in life and this is the epitome of that,” roared Staunton, over the sound of a petrol mower. “If someone had said to me you’re going to be starting your own company by February and really in full swing by the summer when I should be having some time off from football, I don’t think we would have guessed this would be the case.”

Some hot Spurs v Manchester City content, with Barney Ronay praising Erling Haaland’s worth in an often “creepy, awkward and uptight” match, while Jonathan Liew riffs on Big Ange’s “magnificent project of misdirection” at Tottenham.

“We have the right to express our feelings”: members of Palestine’s women’s team speak to Morgan Ofori before their historic friendly against the League of Ireland club Bohemians.

Has Granit Xhaka’s participation in Leverkusen’s unbeaten run set some kind of record for a new signing? The Knowledge knows.

All hail Marc Cucurella: Jacob Steinberg on how the Spanish full-back has come good at Chelsea and helped them charge up the table.

What sort of nick will the Saudi Pro League’s coin-chasers star players be in at the Euros? Let John Duerden be your guide.

And Ben McAleer picks 10 under-the-radar star performers in this season’s Premier League so you don’t have to.

On this day in 2002: Zinedine Zidane scores one of the great goals in a Big Cup final as Real Madrid beat Bayer Leverkusen 2-1 at Hampden Park to be crowned European champions for a ninth time.