Today is Black Friday, a celebration of rabid consumerism which began in the USA USA USA, a means of rewarding citizens for getting through the tedium of Thanksgiving by selling them cut-price electrical goods. A true 21st-century holiday, and the perfect day to welcome back the Premier League after an international break that must have lasted at least six weeks. We’re getting thrown back in at the deep end, too, with Manchester City v Liverpool an absolute door-buster of an early Saturday game. First plays second in a fixture that practically guarantees drama, outrage and title-race repercussions; it’s almost too much too soon, like starting the FD Towers Xmas Party playlist with Mr Brightside.
Yet in the grand scheme of things, the headline event at the Etihad may not be the biggest fixture, or even the most significant Blues v Reds, Merseyside v Manchester clash of the weekend. On Sunday, Everton host Manchester United in their first game since being hit with a 10-point penalty for breaching the league’s profitability and sustainability rules, after posting losses that were £19.5m over the three-year £105m limit. Oh, Everton! No sooner had Sean Dyche’s beleaguered mob started picking up points than the suits snatched them away again. “We’re shocked,” Dyche barked on Friday. “The enormity of it. Disproportionate is a word that has been used by the club.”
The majority of Everton fans don’t intend to take the penalty lying down. Planned protests this weekend include a march on Our League HQ in London, flying a banner over the Etihad on Saturday, before booing the Premier League anthem and holding up red cards that read “Premier League: Corrupt” during the game at Goodison. All of which leaves us with a few questions. 1) Are the travelling Everton fans all crammed on to the same bad-tempered Megabus? 2) There’s a Premier League anthem? 3) What exactly do they mean by corrupt? It’s the buzzword that accompanies every contentious VAR decision these days. With Premier League investigations still ongoing into two other teams in blue, it seems to carry some pretty loaded connotations.
All of which just leaves more questions. Can cases involving different clubs realistically be compared? Are Everton the fall guys or the guinea pigs for a new era of sanctions? Why does a system supposedly brought in to help keep clubs solvent impose penalties that increase their chances of a financially ruinous relegation? Everton fans, and the manager and players now picking up the pieces, are entitled to feel hard done by, but it could be worse. Some might say the 10-point deduction, imposed with the club in decent form and battling a weak crop of promoted teams, could not have been better timed. Leicester, for one, might prefer that it was applied at the end of last season instead.
The Premier League has boldly cracked the ring-pull on the pulsating can o’ worms marked FFP, and now must stand back and await the fallout. We’re sure that whatever comes next, every fan base will accept their efforts to tackle an incredibly complex issue with good grace. In other news, a new set of VAR directives are coming into effect. It’s going to be a long weekend, isn’t it?