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24/11/2023

The Premier League returns with an absolute door-buster of a match

Niall McVeigh
 

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Today is Black Friday, a celebration of rabid consumerism which began in the USA USA USA, a means of rewarding citizens for getting through the tedium of Thanksgiving by selling them cut-price electrical goods. A true 21st-century holiday, and the perfect day to welcome back the Premier League after an international break that must have lasted at least six weeks. We’re getting thrown back in at the deep end, too, with Manchester City v Liverpool an absolute door-buster of an early Saturday game. First plays second in a fixture that practically guarantees drama, outrage and title-race repercussions; it’s almost too much too soon, like starting the FD Towers Xmas Party playlist with Mr Brightside.

Yet in the grand scheme of things, the headline event at the Etihad may not be the biggest fixture, or even the most significant Blues v Reds, Merseyside v Manchester clash of the weekend. On Sunday, Everton host Manchester United in their first game since being hit with a 10-point penalty for breaching the league’s profitability and sustainability rules, after posting losses that were £19.5m over the three-year £105m limit. Oh, Everton! No sooner had Sean Dyche’s beleaguered mob started picking up points than the suits snatched them away again. “We’re shocked,” Dyche barked on Friday. “The enormity of it. Disproportionate is a word that has been used by the club.”

The majority of Everton fans don’t intend to take the penalty lying down. Planned protests this weekend include a march on Our League HQ in London, flying a banner over the Etihad on Saturday, before booing the Premier League anthem and holding up red cards that read “Premier League: Corrupt” during the game at Goodison. All of which leaves us with a few questions. 1) Are the travelling Everton fans all crammed on to the same bad-tempered Megabus? 2) There’s a Premier League anthem? 3) What exactly do they mean by corrupt? It’s the buzzword that accompanies every contentious VAR decision these days. With Premier League investigations still ongoing into two other teams in blue, it seems to carry some pretty loaded connotations.

All of which just leaves more questions. Can cases involving different clubs realistically be compared? Are Everton the fall guys or the guinea pigs for a new era of sanctions? Why does a system supposedly brought in to help keep clubs solvent impose penalties that increase their chances of a financially ruinous relegation? Everton fans, and the manager and players now picking up the pieces, are entitled to feel hard done by, but it could be worse. Some might say the 10-point deduction, imposed with the club in decent form and battling a weak crop of promoted teams, could not have been better timed. Leicester, for one, might prefer that it was applied at the end of last season instead.

The Premier League has boldly cracked the ring-pull on the pulsating can o’ worms marked FFP, and now must stand back and await the fallout. We’re sure that whatever comes next, every fan base will accept their efforts to tackle an incredibly complex issue with good grace. In other news, a new set of VAR directives are coming into effect. It’s going to be a long weekend, isn’t it?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I had to do this interview because I was shadow chancellor – it was on the same day as the match with Celtic and you didn’t get feed from Scotland into London at that time. There was no way I could see the pictures or get to the match. I was actually listening to the match with my brother playing it over the telephone! It was a bad diversion – I would’ve preferred to be at the football match!” – Gordon Brown on the trouble with having aspirations for high office in British politics when you’re a Raith Rovers ultra.

Gordon Brown shows off his penalty technique back in the day aon a visit to Raith Rovers.
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NEWS, BITS AND BOBS

The UK government has accused the FA of equivocating over terrorism amid the Israel-Hamas war after not lighting up the Wembley arch.

Pep Guardiola has insisted that he will not consider his position even if the club are relegated to League One and he has trips to Sincil Bank to contemplate.

A Sam Kerr hat-trick led Chelsea to a 4-1 victory over Paris FC at Stamford Bridge in Women’s Big Cup. “I don’t know anyone who just puts the ball away like she does,” purred manager Emma Hayes. “She really is so alert and decisive with her movement.”

Trent Alexander-Arnold is back from England duty and reckons Liverpool can challenge for the Premier League title this season. “Our aim as a team is to win the league,” he cheered, “and that’s the aim again this season!”

Erik ten Hag is wary of Everton turning their raging funk into a display that could bowl his Manchester United players over. “I can see the opposition and I can see they are mad,” he blabbed. “That’s their fuel, we have to match those standards.”

Mikel Arteta will continue to flap his gums freely and air his views on refereeing decisions despite facing an FA charge. “I am going to speak,” he said, proving his point. “I think you have to be yourself and as a leader you have to be authentic. You cannot be someone you are not and this is who I am.”

And Sarina Wiegman clearly doesn’t feel right unless there is a Millie in her England squad. She has replaced the injured Millie Bright with Manchester United defender Millie Turner.

Millie Turner
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STILL WANT MORE?

Pep Guardiola has allowed Jérémy Doku to bring the chaos to Manchester City, writes Ben McAleer.

In need of a conversation starter? Check out 10 things to look out for in the Premier League this weekend for some chatspiration.

The Premier League is on course for a record red-card count this season. Will Unwin wonders why.

Red cards
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Phil Foden finally has a chance to become Manchester City’s leading man, writes Jamie Jackson.

Paul MacInnes reports from an eyebrow-raisingPremier League shareholders meeting that exposed the divisions in football’s top flight.

Last but not least - why not have a crack at Paul Campbell’s sports quiz of the week.

MEMORY LANE

May 1970: England players prepare for a wheelbarrow race in a training session at the Reforma Club in the buildup to the World Cup in Mexico. From left to right, we think the leg holders are Brian Labone, Peter Bonetti, Peter Shilton and Alan Mullery. And the poor hands-on-the-floor-racers are Alex Stepney, Peter Thomson, Emlyn Hughes and Gordon Banks. On your marks, get set, go!

England training in May 1970
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