If we don't watch it, after the last couple of Spring Breaks, the Florida Panhandle counties are going to build a big wall along the state line to keep us out. Maybe get us to pay for it.
I'm kidding, of course. We're vital to their economy.
So far this Spring Break, no reports of Walmart-ransacking mobs from Alabama. The biggest alleged Alabamian-gone-bad-in-Florida story that I'm aware of involved a Huntsville 15-year-old who was caught drinking a Michelob Light this past weekend, according to a report by AL.com's Warren Kulo.
Getting caught by anyone while you're drinking a Mich Light may be embarrassing, but this 15-year-old was reportedly caught by the police.
Now, it's not a good thing to get busted for underage drinking, but it's not the end of the world. However, it's a whole lot worse to punch two Walton County deputies while you're getting busted.
That's what the boy allegedly did while partying in a group near Seagrove Beach. He was booked and transferred to Juvenile Justice in Crestview, which is a terrible way to spend Spring Break.