FOLLOW US:

GOP Wannabe & Trumpy Billionaire’s Epic Back-Scratching Fest

By Roger Sollenberger

Former Peter Thiel employee Blake Masters is running for Senate in Arizona. He just can’t seem to stop promoting Thiel businesses.

Ketanji Brown Jackson and RBG Shame Ted Cruz on SNL

By Matt Wilstein

“I was happy to do my part,” the new justice said. “Work twice as hard as a white man my entire life and then spend a week listening to Ted Cruz call me a pedophile.”

Eerie Vids Show Locked-Down Residents Screaming From Windows

By Barbie Latza Nadeau

The videos were followed up by even eerier clips of a drone hovering overhead telling residents to close their windows.

This Probiotic Uses Unique Bacteria to Support Gut Health

AD BY PENDULUM

Empower your gut health with Pendulum’s unique and targeted probiotic.

Inside the Bitcoin Party: Bros, Believers, and Bottle Girls

By Emily Shugerman

There was a huge crypto conference in Miami, but all the action was after-hours.

Harry Doesn’t Want Camilla to Be Queen, Royal Author Claims

By Tom Sykes, Tim Teeman

Plus, Andrew anticipates a royal rehabilitation, Harry and Meghan reportedly mull a move to the Big Apple, and why they and William and Kate didn’t go to the big Beckham wedding.

All the Things You’re Missing About Putin’s War

By David Volodzko

The stakes in Ukraine are too high to skimp on any aspect of the truth.

MAGA Diehards Just Can’t Quit Madison Cawthorn

By Sam Brodey

The embattled young lawmaker got a warm reception at a Trump rally Saturday night, where the crowd was eager to back up his outlandish claims.

SNL’s Colin Jost Mocks Academy’s Will Smith ‘Punishment’

By Matt Wilstein

The “Weekend Update” anchor joked that a “real punishment would be to make Will Smith host next year’s Oscars.”

SEE MORE STORIES

1. Putin Appoints New Commander After War Failures

ABOUT FACE

After stunning losses, the Russian president has named General Alexander Dvornikov as the new general to direct his “special operation” in Ukraine.

2. MTV’s Kurt Loder ‘Ashamed’ for 1998 Jewel Interview

‘SMACK ME IN THE HEAD’

Loder corrected the young artist’s use of the word “casualty;” Jewel responded that Loder, who was older and allegedly more educated, was a “smart-ass for pointing that out.”

3. This Probiotic Uses Unique Bacteria to Support Gut Health

Happy Tummy

Empower your gut health with Pendulum’s unique and targeted probiotic.

4. Lindell ‘Thanks’ Madison Cawthorn for Talking About ‘Pornos’

PILLOWS & PORNOS

The bedding tycoon and self-professed “born again Christian” said he was grateful.

5. Russian Troops Took Radioactive ‘Souvenirs’ From Chernobyl

GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING

“These ‘heroes’ take the Darwin award from those doomed Russians who breathed in dust in the Red Forest,” Energoatom said.

KEEP CHEATING

Was this email forwarded to you? Sign up here.

If you are on a mobile device or cannot view the images in this message, click here to view this email in your browser. To ensure delivery of these emails, please add emails@thedailybeast.com to your address book. If you no longer wish to receive these emails, or think you have received this message in error, you can safely unsubscribe.