Googlad0r Good Morning, Do! Thank you, Betty!! Today is Friday, November 6 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Man who targeted drunk lesbians raped one as she was vomiting _____________________________________________________ Today, November 6 in 1989 In the hopes of freeing U.S. hostages held in Iran, the U.S. announced that it would unfreeze $567 million in Iranian assets that had been held since 1979. _____________________________________________________ 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. --- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) _____________________________________________________ An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?" Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly. Peter lectured, "That's the best part . . . you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven." With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your damn bran muffins, we could have been here twenty years ago!" _____________________________________________________ Yogesh Sheth ___________________________________________________ An IRS telephone assister was overheard to say, "Sir please watch your language!...Sir, watch your language!...Sir, please!...Reverend, I'm ashamed of you!" __________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Ashfaq Khan, 60, Manchester, England Man who targeted drunk lesbians raped one as she was vomiting A rapist who targeted drunk lesbians in Manchesters popular Gay Village has been jailed for 20 years. Ashfaq Khan, 60, attacked women who were lone and vulnerable and even raped one victim while she was vomiting. He impersonated a taxi driver before giving his victims a lift and then attacking them, Manchester Crown court heard. Ashfaq Khan, 60, has been jailed for 20 years. A second woman was forced to drink Sambuca alcohol at Khans house after being taken there after she fell asleep in his car. Khan, from Calbourne Crescent in Longsight, south Manchester, was jailed after being found guilty of three counts of rape. The offences against the two women took place in the summer of 2017 after they visited the New York, New York nightclub, in the Gay Village. Khan approached the first victim when she was by herself after she had left the club. When she got in his car he drove her to a secluded spot, throttled her and then raped her twice. Khan then drove her home. He also convinced his second victim to get into his car when he returned to the club weeks later. The woman fell asleep in the vehicle and when she woke up she was at Khans house. The frightened victim sent a text message to her partner saying I dont know where I am, baby. Another text read: Help me, please. She also sent a picture of the room to her sister, with the caption help but none of the messages were received until the next morning. Khan raped her after forcing her to drink shots of sambuca, the court heard. The picture evidence she took was later used to convict him. In victim statements read out in court, both women said they now suffered from nightmares, panic attacks and flashbacks. It also emerged Khan had previously been convicted for assault by penetration around 10 years ago. Sentencing, Judge Timothy Smith described Khan as a predatory and manipulative rapist. He said: You set out with a single-minded determination, to find lone drunk vulnerable women with one purpose on your mind, to rape. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Christine RE: Ad Blockers Dear Webby, I tried Ad Blockers 20 or so years ago, but then some sites blocked me, and I had to stop using the ad blockers. What is the story now? Christine Dear Christine Yes, I remember when the switch of ads from per exposure to per actual sale caused the dot-com-crash in the early 2000's. That is when college educated accountants had taken over the sites and companies from haywire visionaires. Those accountants also forced many sites to get nasty when people used ad blockers. Well, most of those sites are gone. People found alternative sites. Try to find them now. You can try most ad blockers free for 30 days and see if the greedy-nasty sites, IF they still exist, still block you. Lately the ads have gotten to be too much of a nuisance and frequently stalling the page loading. The site you want may be fast, but the ad server is overwhelmed and stalls the page loading. In the 90s and early 2000s UI made some money from running postcard sites with ads, and so I was against ad blockers. However, then the social networks killed the postcards and the money stopped. So, now, that I am not making money from ads, I am looking at the situation much like you do. I tried ad blockers and found that none of the sites I go to block me. So far I have not had to find any alternate sites. Eventually the sites will learn that ads have to be faster and a lot less of a nuisance, or else they get blocked. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ In 1987, Congress required that the Social Security numbers of all dependents age five and older be included on the tax return. In that tax year, over 7 million dependents disappeared from tax returns all over the country. Must have been the largest case of mass alien abduction in the history of the world. ____________________________________________ Top 11 Reasons To Become A Nurse 1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good. 2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms. 3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive. 4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually. 5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases. 6. Interesting aromas. 7. Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting. 8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world. 9. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends....at work. 10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them. 11. All male doctors will flirt at you and one of them will marry you. ____________________________________________ "How are things going?" one bee asked another. "Terrible," the second bee replied. "I can't find any flowers or pollen anywhere." No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down this street until you see all the cars. There's an outdoor bar mitzvah going on with lots of flower arrangements and fresh fruit." Thanks!" said the second bee, buzzing off. Later the two bees ran into one another, and the second bee thanked the first bee for the tip. Then the first bee asked, "But what's that thing on your head?" My yarmulke," the second bee replied. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp." ____________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today November 6 in 1860 Abraham Lincoln was elected to be the sixteenth president of the United States. 1861 Jefferson Davis was elected as the president of the Confederacy in the U.S. 1894 William C. Hooker received a patent for the mousetrap. 1903 Philippe Bunau-Varilla, as Panama's ambassador to the United States, signed the Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty. The document granted rights to the United States to build and indefinitely administer the Panama Canal Zone and its defenses. 1913 Mohandas K. Gandhi was arrested as he led a march of Indian miners in South Africa. 1917 During World War I, Candian forces take the village of Passchendaele, Belgium, in the Third Battle of Ypres. 1923 Jacob Schick was granted a patent for the electric shaver. 1935 Edwin H. Armstrong announced his development of FM broadcasting. 1952 The first hydrogen bomb was exploded at Eniwetok Atoll in the Pacific Ocean. 1961 In the Saraha Desert of Algeria, a natural gas well ignited when a pipe ruptured. The flames rose between 450 feet and 800 feet. The fire burned until April 28, 1962 when a team led by Red Adair used explosives to deprive the fire of oxygen. 1962 The U.N. General Assembly adopts a resolution that condemned South Africa's racist apartheid policies. The resolution also called for all member states to terminate military and economic relations with South Africa. 1965 The Freedom Flights program began which would allow 250,000 Cubans to come to the United States by 1971. 1967 Phil Donahue began a TV talk show in Dayton, OH. The show was on the air for 29 years. 1973 NASA's Pioneer 10 spacecraft began photographing Jupiter. 1975 King Hassan II of Morocco launches the Green March, a mass migration of 300,000 unarmed Moroccans, that march into the nation of Western Sahara. 1977 39 people were killed when an earthen dam burst, sending a wall of water through the campus of Toccoa Falls Bible College in Georgia. 1983 U.S. Army choppers dropped hundreds of leaflets over northern and central Grenada. The leaflets urged residents to cooperate in locating any Grenadian army or Cuban resisters to the U.S-led invasion. 1985 Leftist guerrillas belonging to Columbia's April 19 Movement seized control of the Palace of Justice in Bogota. 1986 Former Navy radioman John A. Walker Jr., was sentenced in Baltimore to life imprisonment. Walker had admitted to being the head of a family spy ring. 1986 U.S. intelligence sources confirmed a story run by the Lebanese magazine Ash Shiraa that reported the U.S. had been secretly selling arms to Iran in an effort to secure the release of seven American hostages. 1989 In the hopes of freeing U.S. hostages held in Iran, the U.S. announced that it would unfreeze $567 million in Iranian assets that had been held since 1979. 1990 About 20% of the Universal Studios backlot in southern California was destroyed in an arson fire. 1991 Kuwait celebrated the dousing of the last of the oil fires ignited by Iraq during the Persian Gulf War. 1995 Mark Messier scored his 500th NHL goal. 1998 The Islamic militant group Hamas exploded a car bomb killing the two attackers and injuring 21 civilians. 1999 Australian voters rejected a referendum to drop Britain's queen as their head of state. 2001 In London, the "Lest We Forget" exhibit opened at the National Memorial Arboretum. Fred Seiker was the creator of the 24 watercolors. Seiker was a prisoner of war that had been forced to build the Burma Railroad, the "railway of death," for the Japanese during World War II. 2001 In Madrid, Spain, a car bomb injured about 60 people. The bomb was blamed on Basque separatists. 2001 Ten people were executed in Beijing, China. The state newspaper of China said that all of the people executed were robbers and killers aged 20-23. 2020 Do smiled. |
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