Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, January 5 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Clovis High teacher arrested for having sex with a child ____________________________________________________ Today, January 5, in 1914 Ford Motor Company announced that there would be a new daily minimum wage of $5 and an eight-hour workday. ____________________________________________________ The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking. --- Louis Vermeil There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. --- Henry Kissinger (1923 - ) "Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable." --- Sydney J. Harris ____________________________________________________ In a Phoenix airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer. About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter announced: "If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward." ____________________________________________________   Magnolia Warbler ____________________________________________________ At the supermarket parking lot I saw a lady who seemed rather upset. When I asked her what was wrong she said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for organic vegetables for my mother-in-law, but I couldn't find any. So I asked him where the organic vegetables were. "He didn't know what I was talking about so I said, 'These vegetables are for my mother-in-law. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' "And he said, 'No, ma'am. You'll have to do that yourself !'" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Amanda Hubble, 31, Clovis, California, USA  Clovis High teacher arrested for having sex with a child  Someone reported an inappropriate relationship between a student and a teacher. Officers arrested 31-year-old Amanda Hubble on Saturday, and she is now out of jail on bond. She's a choir teacher at Clovis High School but has now been placed on leave while police investigate. Police served a search warrant at Hubble's home on Saturday morning. Detectives found evidence that leads them to believe Hubble was having an inappropriate relationship with a high school student. Hubble is facing several charges related to having sex with a minor. She has been a teacher with Clovis Unified since 2016 and just started at Clovis High this school year. Police say the relationship was relatively new and did not happen in the classroom. Detectives have a lot of evidence to go through as they continue to investigate the relationship. Clovis Unified says it is working with police to help them with that investigation. The principal at Clovis High sent an email to parents, saying the administration takes the incident seriously. Meanwhile, police will continue their investigation and the charges could be filed by the District Attorney's office.  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Cindy Re: Is Malwarebytes an affiliate program? Dear Webby Is Malwarebytes an affiliate program? Would it be cheaper i I go directly to their site? Cindy  Dear Cindy Malwarebytes was initially an affiliate program, when it was new. However, it has never been cheaper by sleazing behind the affilite, who brought you in. That is not how afiliate systems work. They simply pay a "finders reward" to the affiliate. The person, who buys the program pays the normal, regular price. Affiliate deals are usually expired after a year or two, when a program gets known well enough. Have FUN! DearWebby 
 >From 2001 for those of you who keep track of these things, this christmas our servers delivered just a bit over two million christmas cards. At an average of 3 millimeters thick, that makes a pile of cards 6000 meters high. For our friends in the usa, the only country in the world where some people are still using the quaint imperial-colonial measurement units, about 13043 cubits or roughly 19700 feet. So, picture a pile of christmas cards 435 times as tall as noah's ark. Now don't go upgrading your units of measurement! What would I tease you about then ? 
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 _____________________________________________  Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. --- Murphy When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying --- Socratex ______________________________________________ Nancy got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart" ______________________________________________ 
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 On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 15-oh-oh. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, it's 2 hours till Happy Hour. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Friday afternoon." ___________________________________________________  
 Today, January 5, in 1781 richmond, va, was burned by a british naval expedition led by benedict arnold. 1885 the long island railroad company became the first to offer piggy-back rail service which was the transportation of farm wagons on trains. 1896 it was reported by the austrian newspaper that wilhelm roentgen had discovered the type of radiation that became known as roentgen rays in europe and x-rays in england and america. 1900 in ireland, nationalist leader john edward redmond called for a revolt against british rule. 1903 the general public could use the pacific cable for the very first time. 1914 ford motor company announced that there would be a new daily minimum wage of $5 and an eight-hour workday. 1933 in california, construction of the golden gate bridge began. 1935 phil spitalny's all-girl orchestra was featured on cbs radio on the program, "the hour of charm." 1940 the federal communications commission (fcc) got its very first demonstration of fm radio. 1948 warner brothers-pathe showed the very first color newsreel. The footage was of the tournament of roses parade and the rose bowl football classic. 1956 in the peanuts comic strip, snoopy walked on two legs for the first time. 1972 u.S. President richard m. Nixon ordered the development of the space shuttle. 1987 u.S. President ronald reagan underwent prostate surgery. 1993 the state of washington executed westley allan dodd. It was america's first legal hanging since 1965. Dodd was an admitted child sex killer. 1996 yahya ayyash, a member of the hamas in israel, was killed by a booby-trapped cellular phone. 1998 u.S. Representative sonny bono died in skiing accident. 2002 a 15 year-old student pilot, charles bishop, crashed a small plane into a building in tampa, fl. Bishop was about to begin a flying lesson when he took off without permission and without an instructor. 2021 Do smiled. 

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