Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, September 18 __________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Florida woman pulled handgun during in-store argument  ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 18 in 1810 Chile declared its independence from Spain. ____________________________________________________ We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. --- wernher von braun (1912 - 1977) to invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. --- thomas a. Edison (1847 - 1931) when we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. --- mark twain (1835 - 1910) ____________________________________________________ why don't you give up the drinking, smoking and carousing?' Said the do-gooder. 'It's too late,' replied murphy. 'It's never too late,' assured the virtuous one. 'Well, there's no rush then,' smiled murphy. ____________________________________________________   ____________________________________________________ Bidet now prohibits non-Government drones in areas, that are embarrassing to Dems, like borders. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Bridget Keiner, 36, Orlando, Florida, USA  Florida woman pulled handgun during in-store argument  Orlando police said an argument at a Publix deli turned into one woman pulling out a gun. Detectives said on Tuesday that suspect Bridget Keiner, 36, and the victim got into an argument at the Publix on South Semoran Boulevard in the deli section. At one point, officials said Keiner pulled out a gun from her handbag, but they said no physical violence followed. Officials said Keiner is charged with aggravated assault with a firearm and improper exhibition of a firearm. They said she will be facing additional charges as the investigation continues.  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Ellen Re: Alternate media Dear Webby, I am SOOOO fed up with the lamestream media, that twist everything to a socialist/communist angle. Isn't there an alternative out there? Ellen  Dear Ellen Try "https://patriotpost.us/ They are as PRO US as the lamestream media is ANTI US. Even though I don't read all they got, I find them quite refreshing. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 A southern woman was rushing to get ready for church. She ran frantically throughout her house, tore through her closet, threw her clothes over her head and ran out the door and all the way to church. When she arrived at the church, she saw a man coming towards her. "Tell me," she panted in her southern drawl, "Is m ass out?" "Nope," the man replied, but yer hat's on crooked." ____________________________________________ A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!" ____________________________________________ A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, Sept 18, in 1759 The French formally surrendered Quebec to the British. 1769 It was reported, by the Boston Gazette, that the first piano had been built in North America. The instrument was named the spinet and was made by John Harris. 1789 Alexander Hamilton negotiated and secured the first loan for the United States. The Temporary Loan of 1789 was repaid on June 8, 1790 at the sum of $191,608.81. 1810 Chile declared its independence from Spain. 1830 The "Tom Thumb", the first locomotive built in America, raced a horse on a nine-mile course. The horse won when the locomotive had some mechanical difficulties. 1837 Tiffany & Co. was founeded in New York City. 1850 The Fugitive Slave Act was declared by the U.S. Congress. The act allowed slave owners to claim slaves that had escaped into other states. 1891 Harriet Maxwell Converse became the first white woman to ever be named chief of an Indian tribe. The tribe was the Six Nations Tribe at Towanda Reservation in New York. 1895 Daniel David Palmer gave the first chiropractic adjustment. 1927 Columbia Phonograph Broadcasting System made its debut with its network broadcast over 16 radio stations. The name was later changed to CBS. 1940 "You Can't Go Home Again" by Thomas Wolfe was published by Harper and Brothers. 1946 Mound Metalcraft was founded in Mound, MN. On November 23, 1955, the company changed its name to Tonka Toys Incorporated. 1947 The United States Air Force was established as a separate military branch by the National Security Act. 1984 The 39th session of the U.N. General Assembly was opened with an appeal to the U.S. and Soviet Union to resume arms negotiations. 1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush said that he would send warplanes to escort U.N. helicopters that were searching for hidden Iraqi weapons if it became necessary. 1994 Haiti's military leaders agreed to depart on October 15th. This action averted a U.S.-led invasion to force them out of power. 1997 Ted Turner, U.S. Media magnate, announced that over the next ten years he would give $1 billion to the United Nations. 1998 The FDA approved a once-a-day easier-to-swallow medication for AIDS patients. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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