Good Morning, Do, Today is Tuesday, February 7 Have FUN! DearWebby Todays Bonehead Award: Stabbing A Stranger Was Absolutely Fantastic, Teen Wrote In Diary Details at  Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 7 in 1882 The last bareknuckle fight for the heavyweight boxing championship took place in Mississippi City.  See More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. --- Abba Eban (1915 - 2002) If you want to be noticed, whine. If you want to be respected, don't. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  ______________________________________________________ Grampa was telling his youngest grandson abuot his terrifying experience with cannibals. "There I was, lost in the middle of the jungle, surrounded by twenty hungry cannibals." His grandson objected: "But last time you told me, there were only ten hungry cannibals." To which grampa answered, "Ah, but you were too young then to know the whole horrible truth!" ______________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________ Mike's parents have four children. Their names are Penny, Dime and Quarter. What is the fourth child's name? ______________________________________________________   >From FB ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Pearl Moen, 19, Travis County, same county as the P***y Hat Judge Texas  Stabbing A Stranger Was 'Absolutely Fantastic,' Teen Wrote In Diary  A Texas teenager who admitted stabbing a stranger nearly two dozen times wrote in a diary that the attack gave her "a high unlike any other" and that she was "so proud" of herself. Pearl Moen, 19, "wanted to know what it would feel like to kill someone," District Attorney Margaret Moore said after Moen was sentenced to 15 years in prison Friday for attempted murder. Moen, who the Travis County District Attorneys Office said had a history of drug abuse and "psychological issues," walked to a nearby Austin park the morning of Nov. 14, 2015, where a 23-year-old nurse was lying on a blanket. "All of the sudden she opens her eyes to someone stabbing her repeatedly," the victims father, who did not want to be identified, told Austins KXAN News. The nurse also asked not to be publicly named. Moen ran away and described the attack in her diary. "She screamed and grabbed at me, saying 'What the fuck?! Help! Leave!" the teen wrote, according to police. The victim, a labor and delivery nurse at a local hospital, was stabbed 21 times. She survived after multiple blood transfusions and treatment for a collapsed lung. "They thought I was going to die," the victim, who spent nearly a week in the hospital, told My Statesman. Aside from a vague description of the perpetrator a woman with "dark brown or black hair" the only clue found at the crime scene was a blood-splattered gold ring. Detectives said Moen described it in her diary. "I lost my other gold ring Ive worn all my life on a chain around my neck as it was ripped off by a girl I was murdering," the entry reads. "Fate is weird." The attack, which authorities surmised was random, remained unsolved until Valentines Day 2016, when police responded to a domestic disturbance at Moens house. The teens mother reported her daughter had threatened her with a knife, police said. While investigating, Moens mother and boyfriend told officers Moen seemed to match a description of the stabbing suspect theyd seen in neighborhood flyers, according to court documents. Moens mother later discovered the teens diary, which she turned over to detectives. The entry about the stabbing, quoted in the arrest affidavit, reads: "I stabbed an innocent woman to death earlier today technically yesterday since its 1 a.m. It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other. It feels like this crisp unreality, flashing and sparkling, adrenaline and shock, fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal. Im so proud of myself. I stabbed her like 20 times. Maybe more. I wasnt counting. She screamed and grabbed at me, saying "What the fuck?! Help. Leave." For now, I should explain why. Other than the fact that Im a homicidal psychopath. I have a deep hatred towards people right now. Yesterday I lost my other gold ring Ive worn all my life on a chain around my neck as it was ripped off by a girl I was murdering. Fate is weird." The journal also contained a drawing of the crime scene, the affidavit says. The victim, who reportedly has permanent damage to several nerves and tendons, told KXAN News she was shocked when she learned of the diary entry. "I always thought she would walk around with guilt, but knowing she had this joy and this pride is very unsettling," the woman said. Same county as the P***y Hat judge Sarah Ekhardt. Do they need more chlorine in the gene pool?  ______________________________________________________  Tech Support Pits From: Jannet Re: Blue pictures Dear Webby Sometimes my pictures have a definite bluish green shift. It makes people look like a pizza is going to re-visit the visible world, and clothes look odd. What causes that, and how can I fix pictures that already suffer from that? I have PSP, like you recommended. Jannet  Dear Jannet The cause is usually low battery or a cold camera. The same thing happens frequently when pasting a face from a picture taken with an Apple type phone onto a picture taken with a Canon camera. Blue-Face. The fix is to shift the colors. ALT C A R (Or mouse to Color, Adjust, Red-Green-Blue) If it is just the face of the photographer, that was pasted in later, use the lassoo selection tool to select that face, and then do the color shift. Have FUN! DearWebby    A fifty year old gal was at home happily jumping on her bed and laughing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?" "Oh, your name never came up," she replied laughing. 
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 ____________________________________________________ Thanks to Roland for this one: Three churches in town were overrun with squirrels. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? They did nothing, and the squirrels multiplied. The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and then set them free outside of town. Three days later the squirrels were back. It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the squirrels away. The elders of this church simply baptized the squirrels, registered them as members of the church, and passed the collection plate. Now, they only see the squirrels on Christmas and Easter. ___________________________________________________  
  
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 A well dressed lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting up straight, embarrassed and red faced, sure that everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!" The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady, which way did you fire it ?" 
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 Today on February 7 1882 The last bareknuckle fight for the heavyweight boxing championship took place in Mississippi City. 1893 Elisha Gray patented a machine called the telautograph. It automatically signed autographs to documents. 1913 The Turks lost 5,000 men in a battle with the Bulgarian army in Gallipoli. 1940 Pinocchio world premiered at the Center Theatre in Manhattan. 1941 The Tommy Dorsey Orchestra and Frank Sinatra recorded "Everything Happens to Me." 1943 The U.S. government announced that shoe rationing would go into effect in two days. 1944 During World War II, the Germans launched a counteroffensive at Anzio, Italy. 1962 The U.S. government banned all Cuban imports and re- export of U.S. products to Cuba from other countries. 1974 The nation of Grenada gained independence from Britain. 1976 Darryl Sittler (Toronto Maple Leafs) set a National Hockey League (NHL) record when he scored 10 points in a game against the Boston Bruins. He scored six goals and four assists. 1977 Russia launched Soyuz 24. 1984 Space shuttle astronauts Bruce McCandless II and Robert L. Stewart made the first untethered space walk. 1985 "Sports Illustrated" released its annual swimsuit edition. It was the largest regular edition in the magazines history at 218 pages. 1986 Haitian President-for-Life Jean-Claude Duvalier fled his country ending 28 years of family rule. 1991 The Rev. Jean-Bertrand Aristide was sworn in as Haiti's first democratically elected president. 1999 NASA's Stardust space probe was launched. The mission was to return comet dust samples from comet Wild 2. The mission was completed on January 15, 2006 when the sample return capsule returned to Earth. 2000 California's legislature declared that February 13 would be "Charels M. Schulz Day." 2008 The Space Shuttle Atlantis launched with the mission of delivering the Columbus science laboratory to the International Space Station. 2017 Do smiled.
 
 

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