Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, September 27 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Oklahoma dad beats up pastor he watched touching his son's butt  ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 27 in 1825 George Stephenson operated the first locomotive that hauled a passenger train. ____________________________________________________ Virtue is its own punishment. --- Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. --- Napoleon Bonaparte History is the version of past events that the winners have decided to agree upon. --- Dwight D Eisenhower ____________________________________________________ The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Billy," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, that doesn't matter," she explained, "I don't want to hear that language in here again." After a moment, she whispered aloud, "At least he doesn't know what it means." "I do, too," Billy corrected. "It means the car won't start." ____________________________________________________   Joanne King Wildies in Sundrie, near here ____________________________________________________ One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve." "Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?" "Adam, I now want you to caress Eve." "Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?" "Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve." "Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush. A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Michael Coghill, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA  Oklahoma dad beats up pastor he watched touching his son's butt  A father in Oklahoma brutally beat a local pastor after allegedly catching him in the act of inappropriately touching his 9-year-old son. Michael Coghill, 33, was arrested Wednesday by Oklahoma police on a child sex complaint after the victims parents told cops they caught him in the act, according to News9 in Oklahoma City. The child told his parents Coghill jogged by his bus stop several times and touched him in a way that made him feel uncomfortable. So on Wednesday the boys father waited in his car to see if Coghill would return. While he was watching the school bus stop, our suspect ran by him, ran past the bus stop where the children were waiting. Turned around, came back and stopped where he touched the child, Sgt. Dillon Quirk with the Oklahoma City Police Department said. The dad ran after Coghill and tackled him to the ground, reportedly fracturing his skull and cracking his left orbital socket. Lakehoma Church of Christ released a statement condemning Coghills actions and saying he has been relieved from his duties. Coghills profile has since been removed from the churchs website. Coghill is currently being held in the Oklahoma County Detention Center on one complaint of lewd acts to a child. The father of the kid that he touched, was not charged for tuning up the pervert.  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Olaf Re: Chrome getting bunged up Dear Webby, Am I the only one who has Chrome getting all bunged up and pathetically slow? What can be done about it? Olaf  Dear Olaf Try keeping the number of open tabs to below 10. The list of tabs on top is just a hndy nuisance. Most of them you will never go back to anyway. You can have a CALC or EXCEL spreadsheet open on the side, and paste tabs into it. Use the first column for a comment, second column for a rating from 1 to 10 or 1 to 100. URL in the 3rd column, 4th column for a date. Then you can quickly sort them by any of those columns. You will be surprised how fast Chrome will get! Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have any pockets, so she stuffed them both in her bra. Halfway through the night, she had already used up one handkerchief and was rummaging around in her bra for the other one. She was having trouble finding it, and soon she noticed that everyone at the table was looking at her. "What on earth are you doing?" asked one of her colleagues. She replied, "I could have sworn I had two when I arrived". ____________________________________________ A swimming instructor at a Los Angeles university was quizzing a group of students on Red Cross life saving and water safety techniques. They answered all of her questions easily until she posed this one: "Which article of clothing would you remove last if you fell from a boat or dock fully clothed?" Everyone mentioned something different. It was evident that no one knew the correct answer, so the instructor helped out. "The blouse," she said, "because the air gets under the blouse and acts like a buoy!" The subsequent uproar ended the class. ______________________________________________ Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" "I suppose so," she replied. "Would you sleep in the same bed with him?" "Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice." "Would you make love to him?" "Honey," the woman said patiently, "he would be my husband." "Would you give him my car?" "No," she yawned, "He can't drive a stick shift." ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, Sept 27, in 1779 John Adams was elected to negotiate with the British over the American Revolutionary War peace terms. 1825 George Stephenson operated the first locomotive that hauled a passenger train. 1894 The Aqueduct Race Track opened in New York City, NY. 1928 The U.S. announced that it would recognize the Nationalist Chinese Government. 1938 The League of Nations branded the Japanese as aggressors in China. 1939 After 19 days of symbolic resistance, Warsaw, Poland, surrendered to the Germans after being invaded by the Nazis and the Soviet Union during World War II. 1940 The Berlin-Rome-Tokyo Axis was set up. The military and economic pact was for 10 years between Germany, Italy and Japan. 1962 The U.S. sold Hawk anti-aircraft missiles to Israel. 1968 The U.K.'s entry into the European Common Market was barred by France. 1982 Italian and French soldiers entered the Sabra and Chatilla refugee camps in Beirut. The move was made by the members of a multinational force due to hundreds of Palestinians being massacred by Christian militiamen. 1986 The U.S. Senate approved federal tax code changes that were the most sweeping since World War II. 1989 Columbia Pictures Entertainment agreed to buyout Sony Corporation for $3.4 billion. 1989 Two men went over the 176-foot-high Niagara Falls in a barrel. Jeffrey Petkovich and Peter Debernardi were the first to ever survive the Horshoe Falls. 1990 The deposed emir of Kuwait addressed the U.N. General Assembly and denounced the "rape, destruction and terror" that Iraq had inflicted upon his country. 1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush eliminated all land- based tactical nuclear arms and removed all short-range nuclear arms from ships and submarines around the world. Bush then called on the Soviet Union to do the same. 1994 More than 350 Republican congressional candidates signed the Contract with America. It was a 10-point platform they pledged to enact if voters sent a GOP majority to the House. 2004 North Korean Vice Foreign Minister Choe Su Hon announced that North Korea had turned plutonium from 8,000 spent nuclear fuel rods into nuclear weapons. He also said that the weapons were to serve as a deterrent against increasing U.S. nuclear threats and to prevent nuclear war in northeast Asia. The U.S. State Department noted that the U.S. has repeatedly said that the U.S. has no plans to attack North Korea. 2015 The space probe Dawn was launched by NASA. Dawn entered orbit around protoplanet Vesta on July 16, 2011 and entered orbit around Ceres on March 6, 2015 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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