Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, Oct 11 __________________________________________________ History 1939, U.S. President Roosevelt was presented with a letter from Albert Einstein that urged him to develop the U.S. atomic program rapidly. ____________________________________________________ Q To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so. --- Robert Orben What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public. --- Vilhjalmur Stefansson (1879 - 1962) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. --- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) ----------Modern media is based on that ____________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Teen sentenced to 25 for deadly Tucson shooting __________________________________________________ If You Can Spare A Coin, Please Hit Paypal With It! ___________________________________________________ Jack is telling his friends about his recent divorce. "Yeah, she divorced me for her religious reasons. She worshipped money and I didn't have any." __________________________________________________________ On her way back from the concession stand, Sarah asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?" Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did." Sarah nodded. "Oh, good. Then this is my row." ________________________________________________________ ElbowLake, Kananaskis, AB _______________________________________________________ If You Can Spare A Coin, Please Hit Paypal With It! ___________________________________________________ Shane "One-Spur" Blumberg, the original Jewish cowboy, was famous for wearing only one spur on his boots. Once, when confronted by a young reporter from a Dallas newspaper,he agreed to do an interview with the scrappy young reporter, if only to bring a good name to the Jewish community among his big ranching neighbors. The first meaningful question out of the young reporter's mouth was, "So why do you wear only one spur?" To which Shane Blumberg replied, "Well, I wasn't born with silver spurs on my boots, and besides, the way I figure, when one side of a horse starts to run, so will the other." ___________________________________________________ A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says. "I want one that's more sheer," says he. "This one is $350." "I want it even more sheer than that." "This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500." "I'll take it!" The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me." His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not." So his wife comes down, wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose. "So, how do you like it?" she says. "Damn, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the darn thing!" __________________________________________________ Mount Edith Cavell,Jasper National Park,AB, Canada ____________________________________________________ Thibodeaux was driving his car past Boudreaux's house and saw a sign out front that read: "Boat For Sale". So Thibodeaux marches up to Boudreaux front porch and raps hard on the door. When Boudreaux opens it: Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux! How long we ban frands? Boudreaux says, "Well.........All our lives,Thibodeaux." Thibodeaux says, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?" Boudreaux says, "I ant gotta boat!" Thibodeaux says, "Da' sign say 'BOAT FOR SALE'." Boudreaux says, "OH-NO Thibodeaux! See dat old '72 Ford pickem'up truck over dare" Thibodeaux says, "Yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck" Boudreaux says, "See dat '76 Cheverlet see-dan" Thibodeaux says, "Yas, I see dat see-dan." Boudreaux says, "Well, dey boat for sale. _____________________________________________________ One time when I was home visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young woman. "Mom, what's this?" I asked. "Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat," she answered. "Is it working?" I asked. "Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!" _____________________________________________________ DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Janice RE: Converter Dear Webby, You used to have a great measurement converter. Do you still have it? Since you are on the decimal system, you won't need it, but we are still using feets and furlongs and dicks and elbows, and weird stuff, that does not convert by shifting the decimal point. So I need your converter again, please! And Thank You, Janice Dear Janice I use Convert.exe since about 1996. Convert It has never malfunctioned for me, is extremely fast, and has all measurement units you can think of. Yes, it still has Light-Years to Furlongs in there too. Everything is neatly sorted and easy to find. Have FUN! DearWebby ________________________________________________ Every teenager should get a high school education, even if they do already know everything. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. ___________________________________________________ If You Can Spare A Coin, Please Hit Paypal With It! ___________________________________________________ Every teenager should get a high school education, even if they do already know everything. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. ____________________________________________ A Bonehead Award Has Been Reported By Rock Gabriel Alejandro Pichardo, 18, Tucson, Arizona, USA Teen sentenced to 25 for deadly Tucson shooting A teen will spend at least 25 years in prison in connection with a fatal shooting in Tucson in 2021. Gabriel Alejandro Pichardo, 18, was in court Friday, Oct. 6, to be sentenced on charges of first-degree murder, discharging a firearm and endangerment. Pichardo was convicted in September in connection with the fatal shooting of 23-year-old Andres Guillermo Franco on Nov. 2, 2021. The Tucson Police Department said Pichardo and Franco got into a verbal confrontation before the shooting at an apartment complex near East 29th Street and South Swan Road. ________________________________________________ Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her. Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage and things couldn't be better. Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears. Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!" _________________________________________________ History On Oct 11, in 1776, During the American Revolution the first naval battle of Lake Champlain was fought. The forces under Gen. Benedict Arnold suffered heavy losses. 1811, The Juliana, the first steam-powered ferryboat, was put into operation by the inventor John Stevens. The ferry went between New York City, NY, and Hoboken, NJ. 1869, Thomas Edison filed for a patent on his first invention. The electric voting machine was used for counting votes for the U.S. Congress, however the Congress did not buy it. 1881, David Henderson Houston patented the first roll film for cameras. 1890, The Daughters of the American Revolution was founded in Washington, DC. 1899, The Boer War began in South Africa between the British and the Boers of the Transvaal and Orange Free State. 1929, JCPenney opened a store in Milford, DE, making it a nationwide company with stores in all 48 states. 1932, In New York, the first telecast of a political campaign was aired. 1939, U.S. President Roosevelt was presented with a letter from Albert Einstein that urged him to develop the U.S. atomic program rapidly. 1942, The Battle of Cape Esperance, during World War II, began in the Solomons. 1958, Pioneer 1, a lunar probe, was launched by the U.S. The probe did not reach its destination and fell back to Earth and burned up in the atmosphere. 1968, Apollo 7 was launched by the U.S. The first manned Apollo mission was the first in which live television broadcasts were received from orbit. Wally Schirra, Don Fulton Eisele and R. Walter Cunningham were the astronauts aboard. 1975, Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham were married in Fayetteville, AR. 1983, The last hand-cranked telephones in the U.S. went out of service. The 440 telephone customers of Bryant Pond, ME, were switched to direct-dial service. 1984, American Kathryn D. Sullivan became the first female astronaut to space walk. She was aboard the space shuttle Challenger. 1984, Mario Lemieux (Pittsburgh Penguins) made his debut in the National Hockey League (NHL) against the Boston Bruins. He scored a goal on his first shot on his first NHL shift. 1994, U.S. troops in Haiti took control of the National Palace. 1994, Iraqi troops began moving away from the Kuwaiti border. 1994, The Colorado Supreme Court declared that the anti-gay rights measure in the state was unconstitutional. 2023, Do! Smiled. Have Fun Dearwebby
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