Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, March 10 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Grand jury issues 11-count indictment against Baltimore Police trainee who followed women in car ___________________________________________________ Today, March 10 in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful call with the telephone. He spoke the words "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you." ____________________________________________________ Invention is the mother of necessity. --- Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929) ____________________________________________________ I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage. I felt sorry for him, so I asked, What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? Oh no, nothing like that, he said. Because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled! ____________________________________________________ One morning the door-bell rang. The weather was very bad. It was raining cats and dogs. I opened the door and there stood a young lady, a Jehovah's Witness, soaking wet. I felt sorry for her and invited her in the house for a cup of coffee and to dry off a little. As we were drinking our coffee, I asked what her 'happy message' was. I thought we might discuss some minor or major differences of believes or interpretation, but, she stuttered and said: ..."I'm not sure....I never got this far before...!" ____________________________________________________ The Vasa warship sank at the occasion of her inaugural journey in Stockholm in 1628. After 333 years at the bottom of the sea, the impressive warship was recovered and she could finally continue the journey. ___________________________________________________ Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over lunch. "I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." My Fred used to do the same thing," the other woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit." "Really, how?" asked the first woman. "Easy, I hid his teeth." __________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jordan Ali, 23, Baltimore, Maryland, USA Grand jury issues 11-count indictment against Baltimore Police trainee who followed women in car A Baltimore grand jury indicted a former Baltimore Police trainee this week, bringing new charges against the officer, who was fired from the department after he was arrested and charged with assault and harassment for allegedly chasing three women and striking their car when they declined to invite him to a party. Jordan Ali, a 23-year-old officer hired in March 2020, was charged last month with three counts of second-degree assault, three counts of harassment and one count of reckless endangerment. Per the grand jurys indictment, Ali was also charged this week with first-degree assault, reckless driving, negligent driving and failure to control speed to avoid a collision, according to the Baltimore States Attorneys Office. The behavior such as that alleged in this indictment is unacceptable and my office will work to ensure accountability and justice on behalf of the victims involved, States Attorney Marilyn Mosby said in a statement. The charges stem from a Feb. 6 incident reported by three women who said that Ali, while off-duty, pulled up alongside them in his personal vehicle as they sat in another car at a red light. The women told Ali they were on their way to a party. After they declined to invite him multiple times, the women said Ali followed their car at a high rate of speed and caused minor damage to the rear bumper when he allegedly struck the vehicle from behind. According to the States Attorneys Office, the woman driving the vehicle exceeded speeds of 100 miles per hour to evade Ali, fearing for her and her friends safety. Ali, in his pursuit, drove over 100 miles per hour, drove the wrong way into oncoming traffic and avoided and ignored traffic control signals, officials said. The women pulled into a Royal Farms about 4 miles away from the initial incident and Ali got out of his car to approach them, investigators wrote. One of the women, whom The Baltimore Sun is not naming, told investigators that Ali displayed a fake FBI badge and said, Freeze. Officials said Ali challenged her to get out of her car to look at Alis identification in his own car. When she did not, Ali got out of his car, approached the drivers side of the other vehicle, lifted his shirt and motioned towards a firearm tucked inside of his pants at his waist. The women fled to the Johns Hopkins Bayview Emergency Room while still being followed by Ali, taking shelter in an ambulance before calling 911 and stating they were in fear of their lives, according to charging documents. Ali reportedly told arriving officers at the scene he was pursuing what he thought was a stolen vehicle and that he observed them smoking something that could have been illegal. He later admitted to interviewers he had broken several traffic laws in the process while following the women. He did not make any attempt to call 911 or notify on-duty officers, according to charging documents. Ali faces up to 55 years in prison and $5,500 in fines if convicted of all charges. That was some CLM ! (Carreer Limiting Moove) DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From:Jan Re: DOes Crap Cleaner interfere with MalwareBytes? Dear Webby DOes Crap Cleaner interfere with MalwareBytes? Jan Dear Jan They don't interfere with each oher. CrapCleaner is a bunch of janitors going after silly nuisances like left-over file fragments, and obsolete updates for programs you have dumped. Malwarebytes block bad stuff from coming in like a platoon of fully armed Marines outside your gate. Don't worry about it. Have FUN! DearWebby A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. "Jury trial," he replied. "Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge. 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_____________________________________________ A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?", the operator asked. "Not if I can help it, " said the mother. ____________________________________________ "There is no free will," said the old sage, "for you may not choose your parents nor the hour of your birth, neither may you select the time and manner of your death, nor may you have any voice in what passes in between, although if you can afford a good plastic surgeon, you might be able to pick your own nose." ____________________________________________ A woman was waiting at an airport one night, With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shops, Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see, That the man sitting beside her, as bold as could be. Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag in between, Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene. So she munched the cookies and watched the clock, As the gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock. She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by, Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye." With each cookie she took, he took one too, When only one was left, she wondered what he would do. With a smile on his face, and a nervous laugh, He took the last cookie and broke it in half. He offered her half, as he ate the other, She snatched it from him and thought...oooh, brother. This guy has some nerve and he's also rude, Why he didn't even show any gratitude! She had never known when she had been so galled, And sighed with relief when her flight was called. She gathered her belongings and headed to the gate, Refusing to look back at that thieving ingrate. She boarded the plane, and sank in her seat, Then sought her book, which was almost complete. As she reached in her baggage, she gasped with surprise, There was her bag of cookies, in front of her eyes. If mine are here, she moaned with despair, The others were his, and he tried to share. Too late to apologize, she realized with grief, That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief. ____________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ Today, March 10 in 0241 BC The Roman fleet sank 50 Carthaginian ships in the Battle of Aegusa. 1496 Christopher Columbus concluded his second visit to the Western Hemisphere when he left Hispaniola for Spain. 1629 England's King Charles I dissolved Parliament and did not call it back for 11 years. 1656 In the American colony of Virginia, suffrage was extended to all free men regardless of their religion. 1785 Thomas Jefferson was appointed minister to France. He succeeded Benjamin Franklin. 1792 John Stone patented the pile driver. 1804 The formal ceremonies transferring the Louisiana Purchase from France to the U.S. took place in St. Louis. 1806 The Dutch in Cape Town, South Africa surrendered to the British. 1814 In France, Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated by a combined Allied Army at the battle of Laon. 1848 The U.S. Senate ratified the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, which ended the war with Mexico. 1849 Abraham Lincoln applied for a patent for a device to lift vessels over shoals by means of inflated cylinders. 1864 Ulysses S. Grant became commander of the Union armies in the U.S. Civil War. 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful call with the telephone. He spoke the words "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you." 1880 The Salvation Army arrived in the U.S. from England. 1893 New Mexico State University canceled its first graduation ceremony because the only graduate was robbed and killed the night before. 1894 New York Gov. Roswell P. Flower signed the nation's first dog-licensing law. 1902 The Boers of South Africa scored their last victory over the British, when they captured British General Methuen and 200 men. 1902 Tochangri, Turkey, was entirely wiped out by an earthquake. 1903 Harry C. Gammeter patented the multigraph duplicating machine. 1903 In New York's harbor, the disease-stricken ship Karmania was quarantined with six dead from cholera. 1906 In France, 1,200 miners were buried in an explosion at Courrieres. 1909 Britain extracted territorial concessions from Siam and Malaya. 1910 Slavery was abolished in China. 1912 China became a republic after the overthrow of the Manchu Ch'ing Dynasty. 1924 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a New York state law forbidding late-night work for women. 1927 Prussia lifted its Nazi ban allowing Adolf Hitler to speak in public. 1933 Nevada became the first U.S. state to regulate drugs. 1941 Vichy France threatened to use its navy unless Britain allowed food to reach France. 1944 The Irish refused to oust all Axis envoys and denied the accusation of spying on Allied troops. 1945 American B-29 bombers attacked Tokyo, Japan, 100,000 were killed. 1947 The Big Four met in Moscow to discuss the future of Germany. 1947 Poland and Czechoslovakia signed a 20-year mutual aid pact. 1949 Nazi wartime broadcaster Mildred E. Gillars, also known as "Axis Sally," was convicted in Washington, DC. Gillars was convicted of treason and served 12 years in prison. 1953 North Korean gunners at Wonsan fired upon the USS Missouri. The ship responded by firing 998 rounds at the enemy position. 1966 The North Vietnamese captured a Green Beret camp at Ashau Valley. 1966 France withdrew from NATO's military command to protest U.S. dominance of the alliance and asked NATO to move its headquarters from Paris. 1971 The U.S. Senate approved an amendment to lower the voting age to 18. 1975 The North Vietnamese Army attacked the South Vietnamese town of Ban Me Thout. 1980 Iran's leader, Ayatollah Khomeini, lent his support to the militants holding American hostages in Tehran. 1982 The U.S. banned Libyan oil imports due to their continued support of terrorism. 1986 The Wrigley Company, of Chicago, raised the price of its seven-stick pack of Wrigleys chewing gum from a quarter to 30 cents. 1987 The Vatican condemned surrogate parenting as well as test-tube and artificial insemination. 1990 Haitian President Prosper Avril was ousted 18 months after seizing power in a coup. 1991 "Phase Echo" began. It was the operation to withdraw 540,000 U.S. troops from the Persian Gulf region. 1994 White House officials began testifying before a federal grand jury about the Whitewater controversy. 1998 U.S. troops in the Persian Gulf began receiving the first vaccinations against anthrax. 2002 The Associated Press reported that the Pentagon informed the U.S. Congress in January that it was making contingency plans for the possible use of nuclear weapons against countries that threaten the U.S. with weapons of mass destruction, including Iraq and North Korea. 2003 North Korea test-fired a short-range missile. The event was one of several in a patter of unusual military maneuvers. 2021 Do smiled.
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