Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, June 15 On Wednesday, June 16, I have to go to Calgary for injections into my eyeballs. They were supposed to be in March, but I need a driver to bring me back, and my driver had too maany scheduling conflicts. So most likely the surgeon will be very annoyed, and really pump me up. Three days later I will be back. So for three days I will not badger you to send your leftover coins to my PayPal. ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Woman arrested after accidentally firing gun inside car, leaving sister on life support  ___________________________________________________ Today, June 15 in 1948 Soviet authorities announced that the German Autobahn to Berlin would be closed indefinitely "for repairs." ____________________________________________________ A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. --- Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626) ____________________________________________________ Two doctors are walking down the corridor of the hospital. First doc asks, "Did you tell that politician in room 316 that he was going to die?" "Sure did", second one answers. First doc says, "Darn! I wanted to tell him!" ____________________________________________________   Trish Biggs Upside Down Waterfall in Oz ____________________________________________________ Two little boys are in a hospital laying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!" The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!" ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Taniyria Holt, Atlanta, Georgia, USA  Woman arrested after accidentally firing gun inside car, leaving sister on life support  A Georgia woman visiting South Florida accidentally shot her teenage sister in the face while handing her a gun inside a car, police said. The shooting occurred Sunday night on Alton Road in Miami Beach, WSVN reported. First responders located a 2019 Jaguar with four female occupants inside. The women told officers they were recording cellphone videos while displaying a gun, handing it back and forth to each other. "The shooter in this case, she says, was handing the firearm to the victim when it discharged," said Miami Beach Police Officer Ernesto Rodriguez. "One-hundred percent avoidable. That firearm should not have been on display." Taniyria Holt, 24, of Atlanta, has been arrested and charged with culpable negligence that inflicts personal injury and improper exhibition of firearms. According to the arrest report, Holt shot her sister, identified in the arrest report as 18-year-old Dre'Naya Ponder. Holt said she racked the firearm and watched a live round eject. Believing the gun was unloaded, she said he handed it to her sister, but the gun fired and hit Ponder. Rescue crews transported Ponder to Jackson Memorial Hospital's Ryder Trauma Center, where she remained on life support Monday. Doctors told WSVN she is not expected to survive. After appearing in bond court Tuesday morning, Judge Gerald Hubbart raised her bond from $2,000 to $10,000, despite pleas from a public defender to release her so she could be by her sister's side in the hospital.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits FROM: Trinity RE: Crushmaster Dear Webby! maybe you can help me find out. I received a letter from a site called crushmaster, that told me that somebody had a crush on me. It would not tell me who it was, but promised to confirm with yes or no if I entered the name and address and age of who I guessed that person was. I entered every address I had, from my youngest granddaughter on up to the retired parish priest, but it just kept telling me to keep trying. This is driving me nuts! Hope you can help! Trinity  Dear Trinity All those people, from your youngest granddaughter to your retired parish priest will now get spam, thanks to you. You got conned into supplying their names and addresses. And you will never find out from which spam CD they got your address in the first place. I get goofy stuff like that all the time and really have to laugh when some bimbo writes to me for example abuse@webby.com (the address that sends nasty notes to spammers) and she claims that "Mr Abuse" had responded to her ad on some dating site. Obviously she is just a spammer with an IQ smaller than her bra size and had bought one of those spam CD's. Whenever you get stuff like that, especially when they ask you to fill in sensitive information like email address and age, dump it in the trash. And always remember: "Legitimate businesses advertise, only liers spam." Have FUN! DearWebby 
 After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume fer me lass at home?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That is a wee bit much," said Clarence. So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still a wee bit much," Clarence groused. Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 sample bottle. "What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something really cheap." So the clerk handed him a mirror. 
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 I don't normally tell blonde jokes, but this one was sent to me by a beautiful blonde lady who obviously must know which jokes are OK, and which ones go too far. ------------ A plane is on its way on a non-stop flight from Los Angeles to New York when a blonde in coach gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The stewardess watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for coach and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm staying right here!" The stewardess goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blond bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in coach and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for coach, she will have to leave first class and return to her seat in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm staying right here!" The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have learned to speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the coach section. The stewardess and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her first class wasn't going to New York. ___________________________________________ Do went up to father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" Do's father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." ____________________________________________ There's a little boy at school and asks the teacher if he can go to the washroom. "Okay" says the teacher. "But first you've got to say the alphabet." They boy says the alphabet: "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z." "What happened to the 'p'?" asked the teacher. "It's leaking out of my boots now." ___________________________________________________ 
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 Today, June 15, in 1215 King John of England put his seal on the Magna Carta. 1381 The English peasant revolt was crushed in London. 1389 Ottoman Turks crushed Serbia in the Battle of Kosovo. 1607 Colonists in North America completed James Fort in Jamestown, VA. 1667 Jean-Baptiste Denys administered the first fully- documented human blood transfusion. He successfully transfused the blood of a sheep to a 15-year old boy. 1752 Benjamin Franklin experimented by flying a kite during a thunderstorm. The result was a little spark that showed the relationship between lightning and electricity. 1775 George Washington was appointed head of the Continental Army by the Second Continental Congress. 1844 Charles Goodyear was granted a patent for the process that strengthens rubber. 1846 The United States and Britain settled a boundary dispute concerning the boundary between the U.S. and Canada, by signing a treaty. 1866 Prussia attacked Austria. 1877 Henry O. Flipper became the first African American to graduate from the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. 1898 The U.S. House of representatives approved the annexation of Hawaii. 1909 Benjamin Shibe patented the cork center baseball. 1911 The Computing-Tabulating-Recording Co. was incorporated in the state of New York. The company was later renamed International Business Machines (IBM) Corp. 1917 Great Britain pledged the release of all the Irish captured during the Easter Rebellion of 1916. 1919 Captain John Alcock and Lt. Arthur W. Brown won $50,000 for successfully completing the first, non-stop trans-Atlantic plane flight. 1940 The French fortress of Verdun was captured by Germans. 1944 American forces began their successful invasion of Saipan during World War II. 1947 The All-Indian Congress accepted a British plan for the partition of India. 1948 Soviet authorities announced that the Autobahn would be closed indefinitely "for repairs." 1958 Greece severed military ties to Turkey because of the Cypress issue. 1964 The last French troops left Algeria. 1978 King Hussein of Jordan married 26-year-old American Lisa Halaby, who became Queen Noor. 1981 The U.S. agreed to provide Pakistan with $3 billion in military and economic aid from October 1982 to October 1987. 1982 In the capital city of Stanley, the Falklands war ended as Argentine troops surrendered to the British. 1986 Pravda, the Communist Party newspaper, reported that the chief engineer of the Chernobyl nuclear plant was dismissed for mishandling the incident at the plant. 1992 It was ruled by the U.S. Supreme Court that the government could kidnap criminal suspects from foreign countries for prosecution. 1992 U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle instructed a student to spell "potato" with an "e" on the end during a spelling bee. He had relied on a faulty flash card that had been written by the student's teacher. 1994 Israel and the Vatican established full diplomatic relations. 1999 South Korean naval forces sank a North Korean torpedo boat during an exchange in the disputed Yellow Sea. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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