Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, December 1 If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! Thank you, Susan!! Thank you, Michael!! Thank you, Jacqueline! ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Customer Pointed Gun At Drive-Thru Worker And Demanded Extra Hamburger ____________________________________ Today, December 1 in 1990 British and French workers digging the Channel Tunnel finally met under the English Channel. _____________________________________________________ A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. --- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. --- Olin Miller _____________________________________________________ Our parish priest was making a visit to my nephew's home. He knocked on the door, and the little 4-year-old boy went to the door and saw the priest. He called to his dad, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for God is here!" _____________________________________________________   ___________________________________________________ A couple came to the police department, wanting to dispose of some ammunition. They handed the desk officer a wooden box and said that it contained two shells an uncle had given them as souvenirs from World War II. "We didn't know what to do with them," the woman explained. "So all these years, we've kept the shells in the bottom drawer of the china cabinet, away from our children." The officer assured the couple he'd dispose of the ammunition safely. But when he took one out of the box the top came off, revealing a strange black substance. His suspicions aroused, the officer removed the top of the other shell and found a hard white substance. There was no doubt about it. They were souvenir salt and pepper shakers. _________________________________________________  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Dechazo Harris, 27, West Palm Beach, Florida, USA 
 Customer Pointed Gun At Drive-Thru Worker And Demanded Extra Hamburger 
 Give me a hamburger or Ill shoot you. That is what Dechazo Harris, gun in hand, allegedly said to a Florida drive-thru worker with whom he quarreled over an order. According to police, Harris, 27, ordered a midnight meal via a drive-thru speaker at a Checkers in West Palm Beach. When he drove to the pick-up window, he sought to submit a second order. However, Checkers manager Rontavious Tarver, 20, explained to Harris that if he wanted to place another order, he would have to drive around to the speaker and place it there. In response to that direction, Harris, cops charge, pulled out a gun and pointed it at the Checkers employee. As he began to exit his vehicle, Harris threatened the worker, Give me a hamburger or Ill shoot you. He added, Bro, you dont know who I am. Two male passengers in Harriss car convinced him not to fire his weapon. Shea, stop it, get in the car, they said, according to the police report. The pistolero subsequently returned to the Oldsmobile and fled--but not before his license plate was captured. Though Tarver immediately identified Harris from a photo lineup, the Palm Springs resident was not arrested until Tuesday morning for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a felony. Harris is locked up in the county jail in lieu of $5000 bond.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Dianne RE: Deleted files   Dear Webby, Some people pointed out that just deleting files is not enough and that they could be recovered.  That is almost true. If time and money is no object, then a data recovery lab may possibly restore fragments and pieces of your deleted files, unless you did a defrag in the meantime since you dumped them out of the recycle bin. However, unless you build nuclear bombs in the basement or are a terrorist, or a politician, nobody is going to pay for having your deleted and dumped files restored. Don't worry about them. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 >From Wilbur My wife and I get along just great, except that she's a backseat driver second to none. On my way home from work one day, I heard my cell phone ring as I merged onto a freeway bypass. It was my wife. By chance, she had entered the bypass right behind me. "Honey," she said, "your turn signal is still on. And put on your lights. It's starting to rain." ____________________________________________ "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me two examples?" "Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car, and your boobs." ____________________________________________ Sally had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead." She slumped to the ground and when she didn't get up right away, a neighbor ran over to see if she had been hurt in the fall. When the neighbor bent over, the overworked mother opened one eye and said, "Shhh. Don't give me away. It's the only chance I've had to rest all day". _______________________________ 
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 Today December 1 in 1835 Hans Christian Andersen published his first book of fairy tales. 1909 The Pennsylvania Trust Company, of Carlisle, PA, became the first bank in the in the U.S. to offer a Christmas Club account. 1913 Ford Motor Co. began using a new movable assembly line that ushered in the era of mass production. 1913 The first drive-in automobile service station opened, in Pittsburgh, PA. 1925 The Locarno Pact finalized the treaties between World War I protagonists. 1934 Sergei M. Kirov, a collaborator of Joseph Stalin, was assassinated at the Leningrad party headquarters. 1941 In the U.S., the Civil Air Patrol was created. In April 1943 the Civil Air Patrol was placed under the jurisdiction of the Army Air Forces. 1942 In the U.S., nationwide gasoline rationing went into effect. 1943 In Teheran, leaders of the United States, the USSR and the United Kingdom met to reaffirm the goal set on October 30, 1943. The previous meeting called for an early establishment of an international organization to maintain peace and security. 1952 In Denmark, it was announced that the first successful sex- change operation had been performed. 1955 Rosa Parks, a black seamstress in Montgomery, AL, refused to give up her seat to a white man. Mrs. Parks was arrested marking a milestone in the civil rights movement in the U.S. 1959 12 countries, including the U.S. and USSR, signed a treaty that set aside Antarctica as a scientific preserve, which would be free from military activity. 1965 An airlift of refugees from Cuba to the United States began. 1969 The U.S. government held its first draft lottery since World War II. 1984 A remote-controlled Boeing 720 jetliner was deliberately crashed into California's Mojave Desert to test an anti-flame fuel additive. The test proved to be disappointing. 1986 U.S. President Ronald Reagan said he would welcome an investigation of the Iran-Contra affair if it were recommended by the Justice Department. 1987 Construction began on the Channel Tunnel between the United Kingdom and France. 1987 NASA announced four companies had been given contracts to help build a space station. The companies were Boeing Aerospace, G. E.'s Astro-Space Division, McDonnell Douglas Aeronautics, and Rocketdyne Division of Rockwell International. 1989 Dissidents in the Philippine military launched an unsuccessful coup against Corazon Aquino's government. 1989 East Germany's Parliament abolished the Communist Party's constitutional guarantee of supremacy. 1990 British and French workers digging the Channel Tunnel finally met under the English Channel. 1991 Ukrainians voted overwhelmingly for independence from the Soviet Union. 1992 Russian President Boris Yeltsin survived an impeachment attempt by hard-liners at the opening of the Russian Congress. 1994 The U.S. Senate gave final congressional approval to the 124- nation General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. 1998 Exxon announced that it was buying Mobil for $73.7 billion creating the largest company in the world to date. 2013 Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos revealed "Amazon Prime Air" on "60 Minutes." The services was planned to use unmanned aerial vehicles to deliver packages to customers. 2020 Do smiled. 
 

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