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Bonehead Dem Senator Arrested for keying a Trump Supporter's Car ___________________________________________________ Q I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. --- Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) ___________________________________________________ >From Calvino I know I shouldnt have done this, but I am 83 years old ?? I know I shouldnt have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again. Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time. ___________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ___________________________________________________ Azurite ___________________________________________________ Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." Friend: "But your husband is still alive." Woman: "I know, but his hair is gone." ________________________________________________ A Bonehead award has been reported by Rock Senator Joshua Miller, Cranston, Rhode Island USA Dem Senator Arrested for keying a Trump Supporter's Car Police in Cranston, Rhode Island, said Sen. Joshua Miller admitted he keyed an SUV at a shopping center on Thursday after he was shown the video. In a news release posted on Facebook, the Cranston Police Department shared a photo of a black Nissan Xterra with a scratch along the back passenger side. The SUV has a sticker on the back window that says, BIDEN SUCKS. The vehicles owner, who was not named in the news release, is a Trump supporter, according to WJAR-TV in Providence. The man called officers to the Garden City Shopping Center on Thursday to report damage to his vehicle. On June 22, 2023, at approximately 3:39 PM, a Patrol Officer was dispatched to a call in the Garden City Shopping Center regarding an SUV reportedly vandalized at this location, the department said. [The victim] stated that when returning to their vehicle, they heard a loud scratching noise consistent with someone keying a vehicle. The Nissan owner said he confronted a man holding a key who was near the vehicle but quickly walked away. When confronted with the damage, Miller denied to the vehicles owner he was responsible for it, police said. The victim also said a car was parked next to his own that had not been there previously. The vehicle had a bumper sticker that read, Re-elect Senator Josh Miller. The victim used a phone to look up Miller and told police the senator was the same man he confronted and said he wanted to pursue charges. Officers said they then began a search for the lawmaker. Officers checked the shopping plaza and were initially unable to locate a person matching the suspects description, police said. Approximately two hours later, Joshua Miller was observed wearing the same clothing except for his suit jacket, which was inside a bag he was carrying. Miller was interrogated but allowed to leave since the crime he was accused of was a misdemeanor. A body camera clip of the interaction was posted online and later shared by Rhode Island Republican Party chairman Joe Powers, who called the alleged actions unbecoming of anyone holding a leadership position. Surveillance video shows the moments Senator Josh Miller is accused of keying an SUV with an anti-Biden sticker at Garden City He first tells Cranston PD he didn't do it, then when they show up at his house and say they have video, he admits to it In the clip, Miller made vague accusations about gun nuts he said were pursuing him. Police said after they let Miller go they reviewed footage from a camera at the shopping center and observed the Democrat keying the victims car. Officers later visited Miller at his home, where they say he admitted to his actions when confronted with the evidence. He was charged with vandalism and malicious injury to property, arraigned and then released. ___________________________________________________ LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION "Places I'd Rather Not Live In..." Paradox, New York Crapo, Maryland Boogertown, North Carolina Spasticville, Kansas Hellhole, Idaho Purgatory, Maine What would Freud say about... Climax, Michigan Spread Eagle, Wisconsin Needmore, Arkansas (Clinton's Home Town?) Hardup, Utah Big Bogue Homo, Mississippi Intercourse, Pennsylvania Hornytown, North Carolina Conception Junction, Missouri Dildo, Newfoundland It doesn't surprise me that there is a... Rudeville, New Jersey Boring, Oregon Hell, Michigan Hooker, California Virgin, Utah Dulls Corner, Maryland Bowlegs, Oklahoma Volcano, Hawaii Beersville, Pennsylvania Fleatown, Ohio Burnt Corn, Alabama Two Guns, Arizona Toad Suck, Arkansas __________________________________________________ Jackie and her husband were foster parents years ago. At one point they had a 4-year-old girl they were quite attached to. Jackie thought she had done a good job in teaching her manners, good behavior, etc. So when the 4-year-old said to her one day, "When I grow up, I want to be just like you!" Jackie's heart swelled with pride... until the 4-year-old finished her sentence... "so that I can reach the @#$% light switch by myself!" ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!" ___________________________________________________ From: Jessie Re: Does Crap Cleaner work on Android? Dear Webby, Good morning from Texas. I've use d crap cleaner on my computer for years and love it. I'm too old to be able to keep up with technology. Can I use it on an Android phone? I know several steps to use to clean the phone up, but 1 click with CC is so much quicker. Thanks for all that I do know about this stuff. Jessie Dear Jesse I don't have a SillyPhone, so I googled about it. Yes, CrapCleaner apparently can clean up your Android phone. Have FUN! DearWebby ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! _____________________________________________________ One day, Little Johnny visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an injection, he tried to bandage Little Johnny's arm. "I think you'd better bandage the other arm", said Little Johnny. "But, why? I'm supposed to bandage the injected part of your arm to let your friends know not to touch it." "Doc, you really don't have a clue about how kids behave!" __________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the humor letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work,please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! __________________________________________________ History Today July 3, in 1608, The city of Quebec was founded by Samuel de Champlain. 1775, U.S. Gen. George Washington took command of the Continental Army at Cambridge, MA. 1790, In Paris, the marquis of Condorcet proposed granting civil rights to women. 1844, Ambassador Caleb Cushing successfully negotiated a commercial treaty with China that opened five Chinese ports to U.S. merchants and protected the rights of American citizens in China. 1863, The U.S. Civil War Battle of Gettysburg, PA, ended after three days. It was a major victory for the North as Confederate troops retreated. 1871, The Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad Company introduced the first narrow-gauge locomotive. It was called the "Montezuma." 1878, John Wise flew the first American dirigible in Lancaster, PA. 1880, "Science" began publication. Thomas Edison had provided the principle funding. 1890, Idaho became the 43rd state to join the United States of America. 1898, During the Spanish American War, a fleet of Spanish ships in Cuba's Santiago Harbor attempted to run a blockade of U.S. naval forces. Nearly all of the Spanish ships were destroyed in the battle that followed. 1903, The first cable across the Pacific Ocean was spliced between Honolulu, Midway, Guam and Manila. 1930, The U.S. Congress created the U.S. Veterans Administration. 1934, U.S. Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) made its first payment to Lydia Losiger. 1937, Del Mar race track opened in Del Mar, CA. 1939, Chic Youngs comic strip character, "Blondie" was first heard on CBS radio. 1940, Bud Abbott and Lou Costello debuted on NBC radio. 1944, The U.S. First Army opened a general offensive to break out of the hedgerow area of Normandy, France. 1944, During World War II, Soviet forces recaptured Minsk. 1945, U.S. troops landed at Balikpapan and take Sepinggan airfield on Borneo in the Pacific. 1945, The first civilian passenger car built since February 1942 was driven off the assembly line at the Ford Motor Company plant in Detroit, MI. Production had been diverted due to World War II. 1950, U.S. carrier-based planes attacked airfields in the Pyongyang-Chinnampo area of North Korea in the first air- strike of the Korean War. 1954, Food rationing ended in Great Britain almost nine years after the end of World War II. 1974, The Threshold Test Ban Treaty was signed, prohibiting underground nuclear weapons tests with yields greater than 150 kilotons. 1981, The Associated Press ran its first story about two rare illnesses afflicting homosexual men. One of the diseases was later named AIDS. 1986, U.S. President Reagan presided over a ceremony in New York Harbor that saw the relighting of the renovated Statue of Liberty. 1991, U.S. President George H.W. Bush formally inaugurated the Mount Rushmore National Memorial in South Dakota. 2023, Do smiled.

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