Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, June 6 Have FUN! Dearwebby Todays Bonehead Award: Illegal, who buried body of killed girlfriend, may get deported again. Bonehead ______________________________________________________ Today, June 6 in 1944 The D-Day invasion of Europe took place on the beaches of Normandy, France. 400,000 Allied Canadian, American, and British troops were involved.  More of today in history at HIstory ______________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________________ >Thanks to Wendy for this one: One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage. You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, and your fishing gear, and the boat and lose all those stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car, and your home brewing equipment..." Tom got a horrified look on his face. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?" He replied, "There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!" Tom replied, I wasn't.." ------------------ Right On! She needs to be EXed. NOW! Hopefully she will learn, that one man in the garage is worth more than a dozen in the pub downtown or on the couch. ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Alberto Ebavardo Gutierrez-Reyes, 26, Rochester, New York  Illegal, who buried body of killed girlfriend, may get deported again.  A farm worker who authorities said admits to burying the body of his girlfriend but not killing her was charged Friday with having counterfeit citizenship documents and re-entering the country after twice being deported. The U.S. Attorney's Office announced the criminal complaint against Everardo Donoteo-Reyes of Mexico as crews used heavy equipment in their ongoing search for his girlfriend's missing toddler at an upstate New York farm. Selena Hidalgo-Calderon and 14-month-old Owen Hidalgo-Calderon were last seen alive on May 16. The mother's body was found May 23 on the farm in Sodus where she and Donoteo-Reyes worked. Law enforcement and volunteers have been searching for the boy ever since. Donoteo-Reyes, also known as Alberto Ebarado Gutierrez-Reyes, was arrested on an evidence-tampering charge May 24 after a hunter's trail camera recorded him carrying a shovel in and out of the woods where his girlfriend's body was found, the Wayne County sheriff said. A check of his fingerprints determined the 26-year-old was in the country illegally. Investigators found that he had a counterfeit alien registration card in the name of Alberto Gutierrez and a fake Social Security card, U.S. Attorney James Kennedy Jr. said. There was no immediate information on an attorney who could comment on Donoteo-Reyes' behalf. According to the criminal complaint, agents from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested Donoteo-Reyes in Gretna, Louisiana, in September 2016 and deported him in October. Five months later, in March 2017, he was arrested again in Laredo, Texas. He pleaded guilty to unlawfully entering the United States and was sentenced to 15 days in confinement before being deported again, the complaint said. The new charges come a day after prosecutors and law enforcement met with relatives of Owen Hidalgo-Calderon to update them on the case, WHEC-TV reported. The search area for the missing toddler has been expanded, but the team has dwindled from hundreds to a few dozen. Owen's grandmother hasn't given up hope that he is alive, according to WHAM-TV. Estela Calderon said she wants to shower him with the love that she is no longer able to give her daughter. Donoteo-Reyes is scheduled to appear in federal court in Rochester on Monday. 
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 Thanks to Rosie for this story: Although he had packed his bag for a business trip the night before, my husband planned to come home from the office before leaving. That afternoon he called to say the meeting had been canceled and on the spur of the moment we decided to spend a romantic, child-free night in a hotel. I quickly repacked his suitcase, replacing his belongings with two wine glasses, candlesticks and candles and some bubble bath. Then I dashed out to buy a bottle of wine. When I returned, the bag was gone. A note on the kitchen table read: "Sorry, hon, the business trip's on after all. I'll call you when I get there." ____________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Dividing Up Your Ground Beef I cook up 10 pounds of ground beef at a time and then I divide it up into one pound packages (our family's size) and just freeze it. Then when I get home from work, all the hard work is done. I can make tacos, casseroles or whatever quickly by reaching into the freezer. By Valerie  Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com  ____________________________________________________   
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 ___________________________________________________ A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go fix them a couple drinks. As he's standing there he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says, "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there." He turns beat red and says, "Gee, oh...I'm sorry...I..." She continues, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray." ___________________________________________________ 
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 ____________________________________________________ Money isnt everything It can buy a bed - but not sleep It can buy a clock - but not time It can buy you a book - but not knowledge It can buy you a position - but not respect It can buy you medicine - but not health It can buy you blood - but not life It can buy you sex - but not love So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. And if anybody does, I'll eat a broom! I already got the broom! ____________________________________________________  
 Today, June 6 in 1674 Sivaji crowned himself King of India. 1813 The U.S. invasion of Canada was halted at Stony Creek, Ontario. 1833 Andrew Jackson became the first U.S. president to ride in a train. It was a B&O passenger train. 1882 The first electric iron was patented by H.W. Seely. 1904 The National Tuberculosis Association was formed in Atlantic City, NJ. 1924 The German Reichtag accepted the Dawes Plan. It was an American plan to help Germany pay off its war debts. 1925 Chrysler Corporation was founded by Walter Percy Chrysler. 1932 In the U.S., the first federal tax on gasoline went into effect. It was a penny per gallon. 1933 In Camden, NJ, the first drive-in movie theater opened. 1936 The first helicopter was tested in a building in Berlin, Germany. 1941 The U.S. government authorized the seizure of foreign ships in U.S. ports. 1942 The first nylon parachute jump was made by Adeline Gray in Hartford, CT. 1942 Japanese forces retreated in the World War II Battle of Midway. The battle had begun on June 4. 1944 The D-Day invasion of Europe took place on the beaches of Normandy, France. 400,000 Allied Canadian, American, and British troops were involved. 1968 U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy died at 1:44am in Los Angeles after being shot by Sirhan Sirhan. Kennedy was was shot the evening before while campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination. 1982 Israel invaded southern Lebanon in an effort to drive PLO guerrillas out of Beirut. 1985 The body of Nazi war criminal Dr. Josef Mengele was located and exhumed near Sao Paolo, Brazil. Mengele was known as the "Angel of Death." 1985 The U.S. Senate authorized nonmilitary aid to the Contras. The vote authorized $38 million over two years. 1993 Mongolia held its first direct presidential elections. 2005 The United States Supreme Court ruled that federal authorities could prosecute sick people who smoke marijuana on doctor's orders. The ruling concluded that state medical marijuana laws did not protect users from the federal ban on the drug. 2018 Do smiled. 
 

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