Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, March 27 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ Today, March 27 in 1952 The U.S. Eighth Army reached the 38th parallel in Korea, the original dividing line between the two Koreas. We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for. [info][add][mail][note]Marie Ebner von Eschenbach ______________________________________________________ We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for. -- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
8 Hurricane season is next. Are all yall crazy toilet peper hoarders going to go nuts on lightbulbs, in case the power goes out? Today's Bonehead Award: Woman, 28, brutally murdered her grandparents, then gave huge smile for mugshot __________________________________________ A mouse returned from the laboratory to his cage and told a fellow mouse, "I've finally got Dr. Snooker trained." "You have?" asked the other. "Yes, explained the first mouse. "Every time I press down a bar, he gives me food." __________________________________________ __________________________________________ A man bought several acres of wasteland and within a year, turned it into a thriving produce farm. The local pastor stopped by and complimented the man on his vast progress. Then he added, "Wondrous things can surely happen when man and God work together." "Amen," said the man, "but you should've seen the place when God was running it alone." ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Katelyn Taylor, 28, Camden, Mississipi Woman, 28, brutally murdered her grandparents, then gave huge smile for mugshot Katelyn Taylor beamed from ear to ear while the jail photo was taken after she allegedly killed 82-year-old Eugene McDaniel and 67-year-old Celeste McDaniel, at their home in Camden, Mississipi. The couple's corpses were found on March 23, with Taylor arrested shortly afterwards. She has since been charged with two counts of first-degree murder, although police have refused to say how the elderly couple were killed, or share a possible motive for the double slaying, the Jackson Sun reported. Taylor is being held in lieu of $500,000 bond ahead of her next court appearance. DeaWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Jana Re: Email Aliases Dear Webby, I need half a dozen different email addresses, all funneling to my main address. Can that be done? Jana Dear Jana Yes, sure. No problem at all if you have your own domain name. Domain names are still very affordable, most are $12 - $30 per year, depending on what you want after the dot. I recommend .com, because most people still type in .com on absentminded auto-pilot, and get annoyed when the browser goes to your competitor, who has snagged the .com. Some people insist on getting a .ca or .us, even though those are more expensive. Whatever domain name you select, you can use for your emails. Then you can have, for example Jana@janashome.com, and alias or funnel knitting@janashome.com, hydraulics@janashome.com, herbs@janashome.com, etc@janashome.com, and so on, to the main address. That way you only have to check one address, and can sort the mail into different folders, if you want. The cost is negligible, and if you run any kind of business or social venture, you need a domain anyway. Unlike FaceBook, with your own domain nobody can block you. Have FUN! DearWebby
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_____________________________________________ A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the kid, "but my friend back there, he doesnt have one." _____________________________________________ The summer band class was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The sixth-graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventually one student could stand it no more. He rolled up his music book and swatted the insect, then he stomped on it to ensure its fate. "Is it a bee?" another student asked. "Nope," he replied. "It's a bee flat." ____________________________________________ 8 Hurricane season is next. Are all yall crazy toilet peper hoarders going to go nuts on lightbulbs, in case the power goes out? | No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today March 27 1794 The U.S. Congress authorized the creation of the U.S. Navy. 1802 The Treaty of Amiens was signed ending the French Revolutionary War. 1836 In Goliad, TX, about 350 Texan prisoners, including their commander James Fannin, were executed under orders from Gen. Antonio Lpez de Santa Anna. An estimated 30 Texans escaped execution. 1836 The first Mormon temple was dedicated in Kirtland, OH. 1841 The first steam fire engine was tested in New York City. The steam was used to pump water, not for driving. The steam engine was hauled by 6 horses. 1860 The corkscrew was patented by M.L. Byrn. 1866 U.S. President Andrew Johnson vetoed the civil rights bill, which later became the 14th amendment. 1884 The first long-distance telephone call was made from Boston to New York. 1899 The first international radio transmission between England and France was achieved by the Italian inventor G. Marconi. 1900 The London Parliament passed the War Loan Act that gave 35 million pounds to the Boer War cause in South Africa. 1900 The Russian army mobilized 250,000 troops for active duty. 1901 Filipino rebel leader Emilio Aguinaldo was captured by the U.S. 1904 Mary Jarris "Mother" Jones was ordered by Colorado state authorities to leave the state. She was accused of stirring up striking coal miners. 1907 French troops occupied Oudja, Morocco, as a punitive action for the murder of French Dr. Muchamp. 1912 The first cherry blossom trees were planted in Washington, DC. The trees were a gift from Japan. 1917 The Seattle Metropolitans, of the Pacific Coast League of Canada, defeated the Montreal Canadiens and became the first U.S. hockey team to win the Stanley Cup. 1931 Actor Charlie Chaplin received Frances Legion of Honor decoration. 1933 About 55,000 Jews staged a protest against Hitler in New York City. 1933 In the U.S., the Farm Credit Administration was authorized. 1941 Tokeo Yoshikawa arrived in Oahu, HI, and began spying for Japan on the U.S. Fleet at Pearl Harbor. 1942 The British raided the Nazi submarine base at St. Nazaire, France. 1946 Four-month long strikes at both General Electric and General Motors ended with a wage increase. 1952 The U.S. Eighth Army reached the 38th parallel in Korea, the original dividing line between the two Koreas. 1958 Nikita Khrushchev became the chairman of the Soviet Council of Ministers in addition to First Secretary of the Communist Party. 1958 The U.S. announced a plan to explore space near the moon. 1976 Washington, DC, opened its subway system. 1988 The U.S. Senate ratified the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. 1989 The U.S. anti-missile satellite failed the first test in space. 1993 In China, Communist Party leader Jiang Zemin was appointed President. 1997 2 Million Russian workers held a nationwide strike to protest unpaid wages. 1997 In Australia, Governor-General William Deane signed a bill to overturn a 1996 Northern Territory act to legalize assisted suicides. The 1996 act was the first in the world to permit assisted suicides. 1998 In the U.S., the FDA approved the prescription drug Viagra. It was the first pill for male impotence. 1998 Top civilian aircraft makers in France, Spain, Germany and Britain agreed to create single European aerospace and defense company. 2004 NASA successfully launched an unpiloted X-43A jet that hit Mach 7 (about 5,000 mph). 2007 NFL owners voted to make instant replay a permanent officiating tool. 2020 Do smiled. |
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