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 Todays Bonehead Award: N.J. man repeatedly paid PA woman for sex with 2 juvenile girls. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, July 12, in N.J. man paid PA woman for sex with 2 juvenile girls. More of what happened on this day in history. 
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 A little boy went to dinner with his parents at the home of an elderly gentleman. After watching the old man bow his head and speak in a soft voice, the boy asked his mother, "Why did he mumble and cuss to his plate?" ______________________________________________________ When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself. Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?" "Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first." ______________________________________________________   >From FB ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  N.J. man repeatedly paid PA woman for sex with 2 juvenile girls.  Esperanza Mani-Cortez, 44, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Alfredo Rosales, 51, Englewood, New Jersy A Bergen County man has been charged with paying a Philadelphia woman to arrange sexual encounters with two juvenile girls on multiple occasions since 2010, authorities said Monday. Alfredo Rosales, 51, of Englewood, and Esperanza Mani- Cortez, 44, of Philadelphia, face multiple sexual assault and child endangerment charges, acting Bergen County Prosecutor Gurbir S. Grewal said. Rosales was engaging in sexual activity with a 14-year-old girl and had been sexually assaulting another girl, 12, since 2010, authorities said. Englewood police received information Friday that Rosales was with the 14-year-old girl, authorities said. Officials said the juveniles were made available to Rosales through Mani-Cortez, who "received financial compensation" in exchange. Rosales and Mani-Cortez were arrested Saturday and each charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault, two counts of sexual assault by sexual contact, one count of aggravated criminal sexual contact and two counts of endangering the welfare of a child, the prosecutor's office said. Judge Gregg Padovano set Rosales's bail at $500,000 and Mani-Cortez's at $300,000. Both were ordered to have no contact with the victims and must surrender their passports as conditions of bail, the prosecutor's office said. The two remain at the Bergen County Jail and are scheduled to make their first appearances in court Tuesday. Rosales and Mani-Cortez were arrested following an investigation by the prosecutor's office Special Victims Unit and Englewood police.  ______________________________________________________  Tech Support Pits From: Jim RE: Embedded and Attachments folders in Eudora Dear Webby, Another question I have, forgot on the first email. With my PC, the attachments and embedded images are all saved in a folder. Does the same thing hold true on my laptop? I haven't found any yet. Again, Many thanks. j  Dear Jim Yes, inside the Eudora folder there is a folder called Attachments and one called Embedded. You might have specified different ones. You can do that with Eudora. Hopefully you made folders for those inside the Eudora folder, and specified those in the Eudora setup. If not, look in the setup on the old machine what you had specified, hopefully not deep down some wacky Windoze tree branch, copy them to the new machine INTO the Eudora folder, and specify those in TOOLS, OPTIONS on the new machine. It's a good system that has served me well for a long time. You CAN, if you want, make an Attachments folder where your graphics program is, and then set that as the default receiver for attachments. Your choice. Have FUN! DearWebby  _____________________________________________________   ___________________________________________________ SUNDAY SCHOOL IN NEBRASKA There was a Sunday school in Nebraska with thriteen children between the ages 4 to 5 yrs old. When the Sunday school teacher asked everyone to raise their hand if they wanted to go to heaven. Twelve of the chidren raised their hand, all except for four year old Johnny. When the Sunday school teacher asked: "Johnny, don't you want to go to Heaven?" Johnny looked around at everyone and replied: Not if this bunch is going." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can!     ______________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Egg-Free Cookie Cake  Flag By attosa [217 Posts, 506 Comments] This cookie cake is not only extremely delicious but also pretty nutritious and super easy to make! It's so good, it's hard to believe there are no eggs or oils involved. If you swap out the yogurt for soy yogurt, it becomes completely vegan. Approximate Time: 45 minutes Yield: 12 Ingredients: 1 cup vanilla yogurt (use soy for vegan cookie cake) 1/2 cup peanut butter (I prefer chunky for texture) 1 cup brown sugar 1 tsp baking soda 2 cups flour 8 oz chocolate chips Steps: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a bowl, combine yogurt, peanut butter and brown sugar. Mix until well combined. Add the baking soda and flour. Mix until combined. Batter will be thick. Fold in the chocolate chips. Pat the mixture into a pie dish. Bake for 25-30 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean.  ______________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________________ My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home, my sister blurted out, "Isn't it hard to believe that I have a job that pays this much money?" Just then, she went to toss the last of her ice cream cone out the window. However, they were just passing a big truck and a gust of turbulence blew it back in and stuck it to her nose. Her husband looked at her and calmly replied, "Yes, it IS amazing!" ___________________________________________________ 
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 ____________________________________________________ A cashier In the grocery store held up a small dairy carton and yelled to an older co-worker, "How much is half-and- half?" Without a moment's hesitation and in a very patient voice, the other cashier replied, "One." ____________________________________________________ A Bonehead Award goes to all those people who made it necessary for the manufacturer of a baby stroller to include the following warning with their product: "Remove child before folding." ____________________________________________________  
  
 
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 Today on July 12 1096 Crusaders under Peter the Hermit reached Sofia, Bulgaria. There they met their Byzantine escort, which brought them safely the rest of the way to Constantinople. by August 1. 1543 England's King Henry VIII married his sixth and last wife, Catherine Parr. 1690 Protestant forces led by William of Orange defeated the Roman Catholic army of James II. 1691 William III defeated the allied Irish and French armies at the Battle of Aughrim, Ireland. 1790 The French Assembly approved a Civil Constitution providing for the election of priests and bishops. 1806 The Confederation of the Rhine was established in Germany. 1862 The U.S. Congress authorized the Medal of Honor. 1864 U.S. President Abraham Lincoln witnessed the battle where Union forces repelled Jubal Early's army on the outskirts of Washington, DC. 1870 The first rotary can opener with a cutting wheel was patented by William W. Lyman. 1912 The first foreign-made film to premiere in America, "Queen Elizabeth", was shown. 1933 A minimum wage of 40 cents an hour was established in the U.S. 1941 Moscow was bombed by the German Luftwaffe for the first time. 1946 "The Adventures of Sam Spade" was heard on ABC radio for the first time. 1954 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower proposed a highway modernization program, with costs to be shared by federal and state governments. 1957 The U.S. surgeon general, Leroy E. Burney, reported that there was a direct link between smoking and lung cancer. 1960 Manufacturing began for the Etch A Sketch. 1982 "E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial" broke all box-office records by surpassing the $100-million mark of ticket sales in the first 31 days of its opening. 1982 The last of the distinctive-looking Checker taxicabs rolled off the assembly line in Kalamazoo, MI. 1984 Democratic presidential candidate Walter F. Mondale named U.S. Rep. Geraldine A. Ferraro of New York to be his running mate. Ferraro was the first woman to run for vice president on a major party ticket. 1990 Russian republic president Boris N. Yeltsin announced his resignation from the the Soviet Communist Party. 1998 1.7 billion people watched soccer's World Cup finals between France and Brazil. France won 3-0. 1999 Walt Disney Co. announced that it was merging all of its Internet operations together with Infoseek into Go.com. 2000 Russia launched the Zvezda after two years of delays. The module was built to be the living quarters for the International Space Station (ISS.) 2000 The movie "X-Men" premiered in New York. 2016 Do smiled. 
 

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