Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, September 28 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Arturo Pena-Almanza is facing capital murder charges after police said he killed the toddler he was supposed to be caring for. ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 28 in 1850 U.S. President Millard Fillmore named Brigham Young the first governor of the Utah territory. In 1857, U.S. President James Buchanan removed Young from the position. ____________________________________________________ Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. --- Nikola Tesla (1857 - 1943) MY HERO! ____________________________________________________ "Father McCarr, is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister. "Definitely not," was the answer. "Are you absolutely certain?" "Yes, Angus McInnis, absolutely." "Ok. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $25 I gave you after my wedding last year?" ____________________________________________________ Shelley-anne Goulet Red Deer, AB ____________________________________________________ An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Arturo Santiago Pena-Almanza Jr, 23, Irving, Texas, USA Arturo Pena-Almanza is facing capital murder charges after police said he killed the toddler he was supposed to be caring for. A North Texas man is facing capital murder charges after police said he killed the toddler he was supposed to be caring for. Tuesday morning, Irving officers got a call about an unconscious child in the 300 block of Brown Dr. They found 2-year-old Jeremiah Degrate Rios body in the home. Investigators determined his death was not an accident, so they arrested the man who had been caring for him, 23- year-old Arturo Santiago Pena-Almanza Jr. A North Texas man is facing capital murder charges after police said he killed the toddler he was supposed to be caring for. Tuesday morning, Irving officers got a call about an unconscious child in the 300 block of Brown Dr. They found 2-year-old Jeremiah Degrate Rios body in the home. Investigators determined his death was not an accident, so they arrested the man who had been caring for him, 23- year-old Arturo Santiago Pena-Almanza Jr. Arturo Pena-Almanza Pena-Almanza was originally charged with abandoning or endangering a child. The charge was upgraded to capital murder after police questioned him. He admitted he hit Jeremiah several times because the toddler had wiped feces on him, police said. Police have not yet released information about how Pena- Almanza was related to the boy or where his mother was during the incident. Pena-Almanza is being held in the Dallas County jail. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Frankie Re: Excel vs Calc Dear Webby, You keep mentioning Excel and Calc. Which one is better? Frankie Dear Frankie Whichever one you choose to get familiar with. Calc is free, it is part of open Office / Office Libre. Excel is not free. It is part of Microsoft office, Office 365. They both get exactly the same work done in exactly the same time. The menus are shuffled a bit to avoid copyright conflicts. That is not a big deal. We have had to live with that since the days of DOS, when Quattro and Excel fought it out in the courts. Just decide whether you want to use the free CALC or the expensive Excel. The cost is the only significant difference left between the two. Some teachers get bribed into demanding Excel, but you can save work from CALC in Excel format and your teacher won't be able to tell the difference. Just don't brag about it. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ George had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". "I didn't think I needed to," Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse." ____________________________________________ An acquaintance of mine who is a veterinarian told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to pick her up from kindergarten, she had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Oh, wow, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. Do you want fries with that?" ______________________________________________ Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about. That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc that he found it real strange how his suit must've shrunk just sittin' in his closet, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently. The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably just put on a few pounds, Matt." "That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it." "Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease." "What in the world is Furniture Disease?" Matt asked. "Furniture Disease, Matt, is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts slidin' down into your drawers." Relax! It gets worse when it slides down into your feet! ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, Sept 28, in 1066 England was invaded by William the Conqueror who claimed the English throne. 1542 San Diego, CA, was discovered by Portuguese navigator Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo. 1687 The Turks surrendered Athens to the Venetians. 1781 During the Revolutionary War, American forces began the siege on Yorktown, VA. 1787 The U.S. Congress voted to send the new Constitution of the United States to the state legislatures for their approval. 1789 In the U.S., the first Federal Congress passed a resolution that asked President George Washington to recommend to the nation a day of thanksgiving. Several days later Washington issued a proclamation that named Thursday, November 26, 1789 as a "Day of Publick Thanksgivin." The fixed-date for Thanksgiving Day, the fourth Thursday of November, was established on December 26, 1941. 1850 The U.S. Navy abolished flogging as a form of punishment. 1850 U.S. President Millard Fillmore named Brigham Young the first governor of the Utah territory. In 1857, U.S. President James Buchanan removed Young from the position. 1892 The first nighttime football game in the U.S. took place under electric lights. The game was between the Mansfield State Normal School and the Wyoming Seminary. 1915 The British defeated the Turks in Mesopotamia at Kut- el-Amara. 1924 The first around-the-world flight was completed by two U.S. Army planes when they landed in Seattle, WA. The trip took 175 days. 1939 During World War II, Germany and the Soviet Union agreed upon a plan on the division of Poland. 1944 "The Boys From Boise" was shown on WABD in New York as the first full-length comedy written for television. 1950 The United Nations admitted Indonesia. 1967 The first mayor of Washington, DC, Walter Washington, took office. 1968 The Atlanta Chiefs won the first North American Soccer League Championship. 1972 Communist China and Japan agreed to re-establish diplomatic relations. 1974 First Lady Betty Ford underwent a mastectomy to remove a lump in her breast. 1978 Heavy fighting occurred in Lebanon between Syrian peacekeeping troops and Lebanese Christian militiamen. 1978 Don Sherman, editor of Car & Driver, set a new Class E record in Utah. Driving the Mazda RX7 he reached a speed of 183.904 mph. 1991 In response to U.S. President Bush's reduction of U.S. nuclear arms Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev promised to reciprocate. 1995 Yasser Arafat of the PLO and Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin signed an accord that transferred control of the West Bank. 2000 The U.S. Federal Drug Administration approved the use of RU-486 in the United States. The pill is used to induce an abortion. 2004 Nate Olive and Sarah Jones arrived at the U.S.-Mexico border to complete the first known continuous hike of the 1,800-mile trail down the U.S. Pacific Coast. They started the trek on June 8. 2021 Do smiled. |
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