me Morning, Do!  Today is Monday, August 7 Thank you, James!!!  ____________________________________________________ History: today, August 7 in 1960, The Cuban Catholic Church condemned the rise of communism in Cuba. Fidel Castro then banned all religious TV and radio broadcasts until the pope visited Cuba in 1998. ___________________________________________________ Bonehead award Meeting teen in a park for sex got him arrested ___________________________________________________ Q People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news. --- A. J. Liebling (1904 - 1963) Virtue is its own punishment. --- Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960) ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Classifieds: 1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed. Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days. Free puppies...part German shepherd part dog 2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15 Tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800 Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale. '83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000 Star Wars job of the hut -- $15 Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog. Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue89 cents German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free. Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. like new. slight urine smell. Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home. For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man)$50 Nordic track $300hardly used call chubbie Bill's septic cleaning"we haul American made products" Shakespeare's pizza free chopsticks Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward. Hummels largest selection ever"if it's in stock, we have it!" Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer. Nice parachute never opened used once slightly stained Free: farm kittens. ready to eat. American flag60 stars pole included$100 Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and flexible hours. starting pay: $7$9 per hour. Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near southridge storage. please return the pumpkin and be checked. pumpkin may be radioactive. all other plants in vicinity are dead. Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring -$175. Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather. Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer$300. Actual ad in the NY Times (fact or fiction :o) FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything. ___________________________________________________ Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked. "He got this hare brained notion he was going to build a new kind of car," his coworker replied. "How was he going to do it?" "He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and well, you get the idea." "So what did he end up with?" "1 1/2 years in jail and 100 hours of community work." ___________________________________________________   __________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ >From Connie If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers you or your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up. He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. I wish I was a bear. ____________________________________________________ On my first day of school my parents told me to go to the nursery. There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes, having a great time. It's too bad they got more specific about which nursery when there was no semester report card. ____________________________________________________   Kelsie Nicole Turner Swainson hawk, my absolute favorite hawk ___________________________________________________ According to George, home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. __________________________________________________ DearWebby's Tech Support Pits from: Carol re: M Afee virus Dear Webby I know McAfee got infected and destroyed about the Time Windows 7-PRO came out, and I used the REVO UNinstaller to get rid of it. I had used it since the mid 80s, but had to get rid of it. So far so good. Now a suspicious looking McAfee clone is trying to weasewl in on my grand daughter's new machine, that does not have Malwarebytes on it yet. What do you recommend? Carol  Dear Carol Try heavy artillery! A good and hot camp fire MIGHT do the trick too. That is EVIL SHIT! If Malwarebytes can get rid of it, promise daily prayers for a year. If not, then lend her your 4" mortar. Depending on how new that machine is, she MIGHT be able to return it to the vendor. Lots of tears and adequate cleavage showing MIGHT help. Good Luck! Have FUN! DearWebby ___________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work,Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it!Please, help me stay online! _____________________________________________ Millie: What do you do at your Bible Studies meeting ? Susan: We try to figure out how much can we can get away with and still go to heaven. ________________________________________________ A Bonehead award has been reported by Rock  Meeting teen in a park for sex got him arrested  Chanh Sitthi, 47, Clovis, California, USA A Clovis man was arrested for trying to meet a teenage girl at a park in Sanger for sex. The Sanger Police Department's investigative unit arrested 47-year-old Chanh Sitthi when he arrived to meet a 13-year- old girl at the park. Police say the man was aware of the child's age and had been engaging in sexual conversations with her online. Those inappropriate conversations were intercepted by detectives. ___________________________________________________ Woman cleaning fish at sink to angler husband: "Why can't you be like the rest of the men? They never catch anything." __________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the humor letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! __________________________________________________ History Today August 7, in 1782, George Washington created the Order of the Purple Heart. 1789, The U.S. War Department was established by the U.S. Congress. 1888, Theophilus Van Kannel received a patent for the revolving door. 1914, Germany invaded France in 2 days. 1928, The U.S. Treasure Department issued a new bill that was one third smaller than the previous U.S. bills. 1934, The U.S. Court of Appeals upheld a lower court ruling striking down the government's attempt to ban the controversial James Joyce novel "Ulysses." 1942, U.S. forces landed at Guadalcanal, marking the start of the first major allied offensive in the Pacific during World War II. 1947, The balsa wood raft Kon-Tiki, which had carried a six- man crew 4,300 miles across the Pacific Ocean, crashed into a reef in a Polynesian archipelago. 1959, The U.S. launched Explorer 6, which sent back a picture of the Earth. 1960, The Cuban Catholic Church condemned the rise of communism in Cuba. Fidel Castro then banned all religious TV and radio broadcasts until the pope visited Cuba in 1998. 1964, The U.S. Congress passed the Gulf of Tonkin resolution, which gave President Johnson broad powers in dealing with reported North Vietnamese attacks on U.S. forces. 1974, French stuntman Philippe Petit walked a tightrope strung between the twin towers of New York's World Trade Center. 1976, Scientists in Pasadena, CA, announced that the Viking 1 spacecraft had found strong indications of possible life on Mars. 1983, AT&T employees went on strike. 1987, The presidents of five Central American nations, met in Guatemala City, and signed an 11-point agreement designed to bring peace to their region. 1990, U.S. President George H.W. Bush ordered U.S. troops and warplanes to Saudi Arabia to guard against a possible invasion by Iraq. 2003, In California, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he would run for the office of governor. 2003, Stephen Geppi bought a 1963 G.I. Joe prototype for $200,000. 2023, Do smiled. 

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