Good Morning, Do, Today is Monday, February 20 Have FUN! DearWebby Todays Bonehead Award: Brittney Lahcell Jones, arrested for performing sex act inside Florida courthouse and posting video of it, claiming thqat is how she got some charges dropped. Details at  Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 20 in 1673 The first recorded wine auction took place in London.  See More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions. --- Senator Patrick Leahy (1940 - ) Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. --- Socratex "Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable." --- Seneca ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  ______________________________________________________ >From Annie One day I called my son, who was a sophomore at college, and heard this message on his answering machine: "A is for academics; B is for beer; It's one of those reasons we are not here." Startled by his poem, I left him my own in response: "M is for mom; G is for groan; Since you have moeny left over for beer I'll keep, what I was going to send right here." And I did. Next time I called, he had sold the answering machine. ______________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________ Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said "Let's play clinic. " "Good idea." said the other. "You hand out the pill samples, and I'll do the billing." ______________________________________________________   Abandoned railroad in Paris >From FB ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Brittney Lahcell Jones, 26, Jeremiah Isiah Robinson, 35, Jacksonville, Florida  Brittney Lahcell Jones, arrested for performing sex act inside Florida courthouse and posting video of it, claiming thqat is how she got some charges dropped.  Authorities in Jacksonville, Florida announced the arrest Brittney Lahcell Jones, the 26-year-old woman accused of posting a video of herself performing oral sex on a man inside a courthouse and then posting footage of the sex act on social media. According to the Jacksonville Sheriffs Office, deputies apprehended Jones on Wednesday. Police issued a warrant for the arrest of Jones and 35-year- old Jeremiah Isiah Robinson on a charge of a lascivious act, The Florida Times Union reported. Law enforcement officials said Robinson also surrendered to police The video, which surfaced online back in January, showing Brittney Lahcell Jones performing oral sex on a man in front of what appeared to be a Duval County courtroom, the newspaper reported. Jones was scheduled for an arraignment on a drug charge at the time in the Duval County Courthouse. Afterward, she posted a message on her Twitter account, which read, Found a way to get my charges dropped.  ______________________________________________________  Tech Support Pits From: Robbie Re: File Explorer problem Dear Webby i am now running windos 7. Before, the file explorer let me have a space in the right file list colum to show the pix and play the music and see pix plus file comments. Now in 7 there is no space and nothing to see how to i get it to show what is in a file and file comments? thanks i send u warmth u need it1 Robbie  Dear Robbie Click on the icon titled "Folders". That will show the right side. If you give it space, it will show a thumbnail of the file, that you have highlighted on the left. For comments on the stuff on the right side, just hover the cursor over an item. Most files do not have comments, unless you added them during the file creation. Have FUN! DearWebby    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense. But, when the bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, he finally called his brother again to find out what was going on. "Well," said the other brother, "You said to do something nice for Uncle Charlie... .. So I rented him a tuxedo in your name." 
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 Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cannellini Bean Saut By Judy Pariser S. [243 Posts, 1,024 Comments] So easy, fast, delicious, and very inexpensive, too. A nice change of pace when you are tired of potatoes, rice and pasta. It's ready in a matter of minutes. Prep Time: 5 minutes Cook Time: 5 minutes Total Time: 10 minutes Yield: 4 servings Source: Food.com Ingredients: 2 cans (15 oz) cannellini beans, rinsed and drained 3 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil 1/4 cup yellow onion, minced 1 1/2 tsp garlic, minced 4 tsp fresh lemon juice 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp pepper 1/2 tsp Italian seasoning Dry white wine (I used chicken broth) Parmesan cheese Heat the oil in a skillet. Add the onion and garlic and cook until soft and fragrant, around 2 minutes. Add the rest of the ingredients except the Parmesan cheese. Cook until softened and heated through, and until the liquid is reduced, about 3 minutes. Serve warm with some Parmesan cheese on top.   
  
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 ____________________________________________________ DOG EMAILS TO GOD Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are they thinking? Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have six inch legs? Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, pee-mail, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energyfields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street. ___________________________________________________  
  
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 Jack was living in Australia during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "They probably think that I married you for your money." 
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 Today on February 20 1673 The first recorded wine auction took place in London. 1792 U.S. President George Washington signed the Postal Service Act that created the U.S. Post Office. 1809 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled the power of the federal government was greater than that of any individual state. 1815 The USS Constitution, under Captain Charles Stewart fought the British ships Cyane and Levant. The Constitution captures both, but lost the Levant after encountering a British squadron. The Constitution and the Cyane returned to New York safely on May 15, 1815. The Cyane was purchased and became the USS Cyane. 1839 The U.S. Congress prohibited dueling in the District of Columbia. 1872 Luther Crowell received a patent for a machine that manufactured paper bags. 1872 Silas Noble and J.P. Cooley patented the toothpick manufacturing machine. 1880 The American Bell Company was incorporated. 1901 The first territorial legislature of Hawaii convened. 1931 The U.S. Congress allowed California to build the Oakland Bay Bridge. 1933 The U.S. House of Representatives completed congressional action on the amendment to repeal Prohibition. 1944 "Big Week" began as U.S. bombers began raiding German aircraft manufacturing centers during World War II. 1962 John Glenn made space history when he orbited the world three times in 4 hours, 55 minutes. He was the first American to orbit the Earth. He was aboard the Friendship 7 Mercury capsule. Glenn witnessed the Devil's Cigarette Lighter while in flight. 1965 Ranger 8 crashed on the moon after sending back thousands of pictures of its surface. 1987 A bomb exploded in a computer store in Salt Lake City, UT. The blast was blamed on the Unabomber. 1993 Two ten-year-old boys were charged by police in Liverpool, England, in the abduction and death of a toddler. The two boys were later convicted. 1998 American Tara Lipinski, at age 15, became the youngest gold medalist in winter Olympics history when she won the ladies' figure skating title at Nagano, Japan. 2001 FBI Agent Robert Phillip Hanssen was arrested and charged with spying for the Russians for 15 years. 2002 In Reqa Al-Gharbiya, Egypt, a fire raced through a train killing at least 370 people and injuring at least 65. 2003 In West Warwick, RI, 100 people were killed and more than 230 were injured when fire destroyed the nightclub The Station. The fire started with sparks from a pyrotechnic display being used by Jack Russel's Great White. Ty Longley, guitarist for the band, was one of the victims in the fire. 2008 The U.S. Navy destroyed an inoperable spy satellite with a missile from the USS Lake Erie and turned it into shrapnel. 2017 Do smiled.
 
 

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