Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, January 27 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Man who shot himself while raping woman in D.C. arrested on three charges  ___________________________________________________ Today, January 26 in 1992 Former world boxing champion Mike Tyson went on trial for allegedly raping an 18-year-old contestant in the 1991 Miss Black America Contest. _____________________________________________________ Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place. --- Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978 _____________________________________________________ A TOMBSTONE READ: Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, someday youll be, So prepare to follow me. Someone added: To follow you is not my intent, For I dont know which way you went. _____________________________________________________ >Thanks to Cookie for this report: The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests so far, there is only one test left. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America. Make a sentence using the words, Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works for Verizon. I know because I talked to him yesterday. Cookie _____________________________________________________   The Four Lighthouse In France George Salem ___________________________________________________ Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company... www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com __________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Anthony Lillard, 32, Washington, D.C. USA  Man who shot himself while raping woman in D.C. arrested on three charges  A D.C. man has formally been charged for a botched rape of a woman he met online. Anthony Lillard, of Washington, D.C. met his victim using an online dating app back in December and things got out of control. Dillard met his female victim at a hotel, where he gained entry into her room and pulled out a gun. Facing his online date with a gun in his hand, police said Dillard began to rape the woman and he might have gotten away with it if not for Dillard accidentally shooting himself. For Dillard, the only penetration he got that night was a bullet in him after the woman fought back. She was also struck by a bullet and was taken to the hospital. Now, Dillard is facing serious charges before the court in D.C. Dillard is facing jailtime now as his court case proceeds, having been charged for Assault with Intent to Commit First Degree Sexual Abuse and Assault with a Dangerous Weapon. Detectives from the Metropolitan Police Departments Sexual Assault Unit announce an arrest has been made in reference to an Assault with Intent to Commit First Degree Sexual Abuse offense that occurred on Sunday, December 20, 2020, in the Unit Block of E Street, Northwest. At approximately 6:25 am, the victim agreed to meet with the suspect using an online dating application. The suspect responded to a hotel at the listed location. Once inside the victims room, the suspect brandished a handgun and attempted to commit a sexual act on the victim. A struggle ensued, causing the gun to discharge and strike both the suspect and the victim. DC Fire and Emergency Medical Services responded to the scene and transported both the victim and the suspect to area hospitals for treatment of non-life threatening injuries. On Sunday, December 20, 2020, 32-year-old Anthony Lillard, of Northeast, DC, was arrested and charged with Assault with Intent to Commit First Degree Sexual Abuse and Assault with a Dangerous Weapon.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits  From: Gloria Re: FTP  Dear Webby I know you have answered this on a bunch of different occasions, but at the time I was not interested, and it flew right by me. Now I have to upload a bunch of pictures to the company web site, and our IT girl will put them into our pages. What program do I need to do the uploading? Gloria  Dear Gloria Get FileZilla. Just download the CLIENT and install it. It is free. FileZilla has become the standard, that everybody tries to copy. They try. Some of them get almost as good, but the vast majority of people and companies use FileZilla. That means hundreds of Millions of people are FileZilla users, who can answer questions, if you have any. There is one thing in common with all those hundreds of Million users of FileZilla. None of them have ever read the instructins. Why? It works! You fill out the FROM and TO settings on the way in, then line up the FROM folder on the left, and the destination folder on the right, highlight the file or files, that you want to upload, right-click them and select UPLOAD. Done. You can go for coffee. It makes no difference whether you are on Windows, any version, Mac, any version, Linux, any flavor, UNIX, any version. Have Fun! DearWebby 
 Thanks to Robert for this story: Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really perturbed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday! 
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 When your wife says, "What do you think?" she is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, from your mouth. ____________________________________________ Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to send over a dozen of their most trustworthy students. The Captain hesitated, then said, "Would it also be possible to send a dozen or so of the other kind ?" ____________________________________________ Old Andrzej was a minister in a small Polish town. He had always been a good man and lived by the Bible. One day God decided to reward him, with the answer to any three questions Andrzej would like to ask. Old Andrzej did not need much time to consider, and the first question was: "Will there ever be married Catholic priests?" God promptly replied: "Not in your life-time." Andrzej thought for a while, and then came up with the second question: "what about female priests then, will we have that one day?" Again God had to disappoint Old Andrzej: "Not in your life-time, I'm afraid." Andrzej was sorry to hear that, and he decided to drop the subject. After having though for a while, he asked the last question: "Will there ever be another Polish pope?" God answered quickly and with a firm voice, "Not in MY life time." ____________________________________________ 
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 Today Jan 27 in 1606 The trial of Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators began. They were executed on January 31. 1880 Thomas Edison patented the electric incandescent lamp. 1888 The National Geographic Society was founded in Washington, DC. 1900 In China, foreign diplomats in Peking, fearing a revolt, demanded that the imperial government discipline the Boxer rebels. 1926 John Baird, a Scottish inventor, demonstrated a pictorial transmission machine called television. 1927 United Independent Broadcasters Inc. started a radio network with contracts with 16 stations. The company later became Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS). 1943 During World War II, the first all American air raid against Germany took place when about 50 bombers attacked Wilhlemshaven. 1944 The Soviet Union announced that the two year German siege of Leningrad had come to an end. 1945 Soviet troops liberated the Nazi concentration camps Auschwitz and Birkenau in Poland. 1948 Wire Recording Corporation of America announced the first magnetic tape recorder. The Wireway machine with a built-in oscillator sold for $149.50. 1951 In the U.S., atomic testing in the Nevada desert began as an Air Force plane dropped a one-kiloton bomb on Frenchman Flats. 1967 At Cape Kennedy, FL, astronauts Virgil I. "Gus" Grissom, Edward H. White and Roger B. Chaffee died in a flash fire during a test aboard their Apollo I spacecraft. 1967 More than 60 nations signed the Outer Space Treaty which banned the orbiting of nuclear weapons and placing weapons on celestial bodies or space stations. 1973 The Vietnam peace accords were signed in Paris. 1977 The Vatican reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church's ban on female priests. 1981 U.S. President Reagan greeted the 52 former American hostages released by Iran at the White House. 1984 Wayne Gretzky set a National Hockey League (NHL) record for consecutive game scoring. He ended the streak at 51 games. 1985 The Coca-Cola Company, of Atlanta, GA, announced a plan to sell its soft drinks in the Soviet Union. 1992 Former world boxing champion Mike Tyson went on trial for allegedly raping an 18-year-old contestant in the 1991 Miss Black America Contest. 1996 Mahamane Ousmane, the first democratically elected president of Niger, was overthrown by a military coup. Colonel Ibrahim Bare Mainassara declared himself head of state. 1997 It was revealed that French national museums were holding nearly 2,000 works of art stolen from Jews by the Nazis during World War II. 1998 U.S. First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton appeared on NBC's "Today" show. She charged that the allegations against her husband were the work of a "vast right-wing conspiracy." 1999 The U.S. Senate blocked dismissal of the impeachment case against President Clinton and voted for new testimony from Monica Lewinsky and two other witnesses. 2002 A series of explosions occurred at a military dump in Lagos, Nigeria. More than 1,000 people were killed in the blast and in the attempt to escape. 2003 Altria Group, Inc. became the name of the parent company of Kraft Foods, Philip Morris USA, Philip Morris International and Philip Morris Capital Corporation. 2010 Steve Jobs unveiled the Apple iPad. 2021 Do smiled. 
 

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