Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, September 6 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Suspect shot, killed 35-year-old man after he intervened in a fight  ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 6 in 1909 Robert Peary, American explorer, sent word that he had reached the North Pole. He had reached his goal five months earlier. ____________________________________________________ Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. --- Thomas Jones (1892 - 1969) ____________________________________________________ A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a university graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how." ____________________________________________________   ____________________________________________________ In a traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You're a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at that table and write 500 times: 'I drove through a red light even though I knew it is against the law.' !" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Giovanni Olivieri, 21, Casa Grande, Arizona, USA  Suspect shot, killed 35-year-old man after he intervened in a fight  A 35-year-old man was killed when he was shot in a Casa Grande hotel's parking lot early Saturday morning after intervening in an argument between a man and his girlfriend, the police department said. At around 2:35 a.m., officers with the Casa Grande Police Department responded to reports of a shooting at the Radisson Hotel parking lot. There they found 35-year-old Brian Robinette who was shot several times. He was taken to the hospital but ultimately died from his injuries, police said. "Detectives have determined the victim intervened in a physical argument between a male and female couple in the parking lot of the hotel. The victim and male suspect engaged in a verbal altercation. The male suspect then shot the victim numerous times. The male suspect and the female he was arguing with both fled the scene. No one else was injured during this incident," police explained. 21-year-old Giovanni Olivieri is identified as the man who shot and killed Robinette, police say, adding that the woman he was with is his 19-year-old girlfriend. Just over 12 hours later, Olivieri was arrested in front of his girlfriend's home in the Rancho Grande neighborhood. "Olivieri will be booked into the Pinal County Adult Detention Center. CGPD is working closely with the Pinal County Attorneys Office to determine all charges that will be submitted.  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Janice Re: Get rid of browser cache Dear Webby, a tiny question: How does one clear out the web-browser Cache' and History. I finally figured out how to get my attachments to open!!! I am not sure exactly what I did but it works now. Janice  Dear Janice In Fire Fox clear ookies and data: Delete cache and cookies On Chrome: Clear all cookies On your computer, open Chrome. At the top right, click More. Settings. Under "Privacy and security," click Cookies and other site data. Click See all cookies and site data. Remove all. Confirm by clicking Clear all. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 Fred said his dad bought his Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh," he said, " My Dad persuaded her to switch to a clarinet." "How come?" I asked. "Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing." ____________________________________________ Apparently some convicts at the Pasco County jail are so upset about having to wear striped coveralls that make them look like convicted criminals, that they are seriously considering taking their business elsewhere in the future. ____________________________________________ Stalin appears before Russian President Vladimir Putin in a dream, and asks what he can do to help. "What can I do?" Putin groans. "The economy is collapsing, the miners are on strike, the army is useless and nobody treats us with any respect." "Shoot the entire government and then paint the Kremlin blue," says Stalin. "Why blue?" "I had a feeling you'd only want to discuss the second half." ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, Sept 6, in 1620 The Pilgrims left on the Mayflower from Plymouth, England to settle in the New World. 1819 Thomas Blanchard patented a machine called the lathe.It had been used for centuries, but never patented. 1876 The Southern Pacific rail line from Los Angeles to San Francisco was completed. 1899 Carnation processed its first can of evaporated milk. 1901 U.S. President William McKinley was shot and mortally wounded (he died eight days later) by Leon Czolgosz. Czolgosz, an American anarchist, was executed the following October. 1909 Robert Peary, American explorer, sent word that he had reached the North Pole. He had reached his goal five months earlier. 1939 South Africa declared war on Germany. 1941 Jews in German-occupied areas were ordered to wear the Star of David with the word "Jew" inscribed. The order only applied to Jews over the age of 6. 1944 During World War II, the British government relaxed blackout restrictions and suspended compulsory training for the Home Guard. 1948 Queen Juliana of the Netherlands was crowned. 1952 In Montreal, Canadian television began broadcasting. 1972 Rick DeMont lost the gold medal he received in a 400- meter swimming event because a banned drug was found in his system during routine drug testing. 1975 Martina Navratilova requested political asylum while in New York for the U.S. Open Tennis Tournament. 1990 Iraq warned that anyone trying to flee the country without permission would be put in prison for life. 1991 The State Council of the Soviet Union recognized the independence of the Baltic states. 1991 The name St. Petersburg was restored to Russia's second largest city. The city was founded in 1703 by Peter the Great. The name has been changed to Petrograd (1914) and to Leningrad (1924). 1992 A 35-year old man died ten weeks after receiving a transplanted baboon liver. 1993 Renault of France and Volvo of Sweden announced they were merging. Volvo eventually canceled the deal the following December. 1995 U.S. Senator Bob Packwood was expelled by the Senate Ethics Committee. 2001 The U.S. Justice Department announced that it was seeking a lesser antitrust penalty and would not attempt to break up Microsoft. 2001 Ebay Inc. was found not liable for copyright infringement because bootleg copies of a Charles Manson documentary had been sold on the site. 2008 The Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA) announced that Fannie Mae (Federal National Mortgage Association) and Freddie Mac (Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation) would be placed in government conservatorship. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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