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Regular HTML version Click here for Large Print Subscribe | Unsubscribe | To write to me: DearWebby@webby.com Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, June 14 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Too lenient NY judge with record of injustice let loose young thug to murder a father for no reason at all. ___________________________________________________ Today, June 14 in 1954 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order adding the words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance. ____________________________________________________ Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions. --- Cullen Hightower ____________________________________________________ Marcy went to her doctor with two very red ears. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered: "I was ironing a shirt and remembered I had to call for a hair appointment. I used the speed dial - but when they answered, instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "They called back to ask what the screaming was all about" ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ If you have amnesia and experience deja-vue at the same time, does that mean you feel like you've forgotten this stuff before? ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Alberto Ramirez, 16, New York City, New York, USA Too lenient NY judge with record of injustice let loose young thug to murder a father for no reason at all Thanks to the leniency of a New York judge, an innocent 34- year-old father now lies dead for the crime of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. That man, Eric Velasquez, was struck by a stray bullet on May 16th while walking the streets with his cousin, minding his own business, according to the New York Post. The teen suspect, Alberto Ramirez, 16, is a reported Young Gunnaz gang member who allegedly opened fire indiscriminately, hitting Velasquez, after venturing into territory controlled by the rival Slattery Avenue Boys gang, the Post reported Wednesday. The suspect has since been arrested and charged with second- degree murder, first-degree manslaughter, and two counts of criminal possession of a weapon. This time, hopefully hell remain behind bars for a while. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits FROM: Randy RE: Fast connections elsewhere Dear Webby! I realize the grass is always greener onthe other side of the fence, but I was a DSL installer and after I retired, I wanted to see for myself if the grass in South Korea was as fast as people claimed, when they bitched about the 30 Mbps, that I installed. So I flew to South Korea. This was after I retired and just before the Covid hassle. Well, the people were VERY friendly, and hotel receptionists fought for which one could set up my laptop. All I had to do was set my laptop onto the counter, and before I could tell them what kind of room I wanted or for how long, it was set up. The speed was unbelievably fast. Google had a bit of a problem keeping up, but was still a LOT faster than at home. That 200 Mbps is like skiing down a black flagged (suiciders only) ski run. WoooooHoooo! I tell ya, I was tempted to stay and got the immigration application papers. If you just do email and writing, the high speed makes little difference, but if you do a lot of searching for stuff. then that speed is extremely addictive. I hated the meek and miserly 30 Mbps when I got home. Randy Dear Randy You can't get 200 Mbps where you are now, but with an extra $100 a month you can get 100Mbps. I know it is not the same, but it will help. Have FUN! DearWebby Anni was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," said Anni from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," said Anni. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?" Anni replied brightly, "I don't know. " If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! _____________________________________________ Two daughters had been given parts in a pageant play at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role. Finally the 10 year old said to her younger sister, "Well you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel." ___________________________________________ A young engaged couple were getting some prenuptial counseling from their minister. The guy asked, "Is it okay to have sex before the wedding?" The minister replied, "No. It might delay the ceremony." ____________________________________________ >From Lynn An office reports that they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to spell any difficult words. Early one Monday when the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages, she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and then confidently offer, "MY difficult word is reconciliation. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I- O-N." ___________________________________________________ Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. ___________________________________________________ Today, June 14, in 1775 The Continental Army was founded by the Second Continental Congress for purposes of common defense. This event is considered to be the birth of the United States Army. On June 15, George Washington was appointed commander-in-chief. 1777 The Continental Congress in Philadelphia adopted the "Stars and Stripes" as the national flag of the United States. The Flag Resolution stated "Resolved: that the flag of the United States be made of thirteen stripes, alternate red and white; that the union be thirteen stars, white in a blue field, representing a new Constellation." On May 20, 1916, President Woodrow Wilson officially proclaimed June 14 "Flag Day" as a commemoration of the "Stars and Stripes." 1789 Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrived in Timor in a small boat. 1834 Cyrus Hall McCormick received a patent for his reaping machine. 1834 Isaac Fischer Jr. patented sandpaper. 1841 The first Canadian parliament opened in Kingston. 1846 A group of U.S. settlers in Sonoma proclaimed the Republic of California. 1893 Philadelphia observed the first Flag Day. 1900 Hawaii became a U.S. territory. 1907 Women in Norway won the right to vote. 1917 General John Pershing arrived in Paris during World War I. 1919 The first non-stop trans-Atlantic flight began. Captain John Alcot and Lt. Arthur Brown flew from Newfoundland to Ireland. 1927 Nicaraguan President Adolfo Diaz signed a treaty with the U.S. allowing American intervention in his country. 1940 The Nazis opened their concentration camp at Auschwitz in German-occupied Poland. 1940 German troops entered Paris. As Paris became occupied loud speakers announced the implementation of a curfew being imposed for 8 p.m. 1943 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that schoolchildren could not be made to salute the U.S. flag if doing so conflicted with their religious beliefs. 1944 Sixty U.S. B-29 Superfortress' attacked an iron and steel works factory on Honshu Island. 1945 Burma was liberated by Britain. 1949 The state of Vietnam was formed. 1951 "Univac I" was unveiled. It was a computer designed for the U.S. Census Bureau and billed as the world's first commercial computer. 1952 The Nautilus was dedicated. It was the first nuclear powered submarine. 1954 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order adding the words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance. 1954 Americans took part in the first nation-wide civil defense test against atomic attack. 1965 A military triumvirate took control in Saigon, South Vietnam. 1967 Mariner 5 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL. The space probe's flight took it past Venus. 1982 Argentine forces surrendered to British troops on the Falkland Islands. 1989 Former U.S. President Reagan received an honorary knighthood from Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. 1990 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld police checkpoints that are used to examine drivers for signs of intoxication. 2021 smiled. If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! PayPal The safer, easier way to pay online! Go to TOP Well, , that's all for today. Have FUN ! 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