Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, November 7 Ice Age is Coming! ____________________________________________________ Today, November 7 in  1965 - The "Pillsbury Dough Boy" debuted in television commercials. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ 
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 Today's Bonehead Award: 2 murder suspects are on the run after a jailbreak in California  _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  _______________________________________________ We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? --- Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963) I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. --- Winston Churchill _______________________________________________ While shopping in a supermarket in Washington, D.C., I heard over the PA system: "A wallet containing a large sum of money was found, but it contains no ID. Will those laying claim to it please form a double line at the customer service counter?" ________________________________________________`   We got a foot of snow, and it is -21 ____________________________________________________ 
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 ___________________________________________________  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Santos Fonseca, 21, Jonathan Salazar, 20, on the run in Mexifornia  2 murder suspects are on the run after a jailbreak in California  Two murder suspects escaped Sunday from a central California jail and officials were trying to determine how the men managed to get away. The Monterey County Sheriff's Office warned the public to be alert and that the men should be considered dangerous. The escape from the county's Adult Detention Facility occurred early Sunday morning, according to the sheriff's office. No further details of how they escaped were released by authorities. Santos Fonseca, 21, was being held on $2.25 million bail for murder. He was allegedly responsible for the shooting deaths of two people in early June 2018 in a 'gang-related' incident. Jonathan Salazar, 20, had been in custody since 2018 and is awaiting trial on an unrelated murder counts 'along with numerous other felony charges,' a sheriff's statement said. 'An investigation is underway to determine their means of escape but, at this time, we can provide no details on that topic,' the statement said. 'Our focus, and resources, are dedicated to locating and returning Fonseca and Salazar to custody.' 
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 A policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver: "When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, "sixty-five at least." The woman replied: I don't think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older. 
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 It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us-- sirens wailing, lights flashing. "Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over. "No," said the officer. "But you are driving a stolen vehicle." Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me. "Does this mean I failed my test?" ___________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com  Uses for Pringles Cans Pringles cans work well for storing small toys and tennis balls. They work well for to store clean (or still being used) paint rollers and small paint brushes. They are also the perfect size for storing home baked cookies. Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here: ThriftyFun http://www.thriftyfun.com/subscribe.ldml ____________________________________________________  
  
 
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 ___________________________________________________ >From Edna One day I was telling my friends about my great Human Health Insurance. I mentioned what was covered and that I go to free exercise classes at the local YMCA through the Silver Streaker's program. They started to laugh and said, "What's the Silver Streaker's program?" I said, "Did I say Silver Streakers? " They nodded their heads, still laughing. I said, "I meant the Silver Sneakers program." ___________________________________________________ As an elderly lady was boarding the plane, she said to the flight attendant, "Do these things crash very often?" The attendant replied, "No -- just once!" ___________________________________________________ A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't empty." __________________________________________________ 
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 Today, November 7 in 1637 - Anne Hutchinson, the first female religious leader in the American colonies, was banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony for heresy. 1811 - The Shawnee Indians of chief Tecumseh were defeated by William Henry Harrison at the Battle of Wabash (or (Tippecanoe). 1837 - In Alton, IL, abolitionist printer Elijah P. Lovejoy was shot to death by a mob (supporters of slavery) while trying to protect his printing shop from a third destruction. 1874 - The Republican party of the U.S. was first symbolized as an elephant in a cartoon by Thomas Nast in Harper's Weekly. 1876 - The cigarette manufacturing machine was patented by Albert H. Hook. 1893 - The state of Colorado granted its women the right to vote. 1895 - The last spike was driven into Canada's first transcontinental railway in the mountains of British Columbia. 1917 - Russia's Bolshevik Revolution took place. The provisional government of Alexander Kerensky was overthrown by forces led by Vladimir Ilyich Lenin. 1918 - During World War I, a false report through the United Press announced that an armistice had been signed. 1932 - "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" was broadcast for the first on CBS Radio. 1933 - Voters in Pennsylvania eliminated sports from Pennsylvanian "Blue Laws." 1940 - The middle section of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in Washington state collapsed during a windstorm. The suspension bridge had opened to traffic on July 1 that year. 1944 - U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt became the first person to win a fourth term as president. 1965 - The "Pillsbury Dough Boy" debuted in television commercials. 1967 - Carl Stokes was elected the first black mayor Cleveland, OH, becoming the first black mayor of a major city. 1967 - The U.S. Selective Service Commission announced that college students arrested in anti-war demonstrations would lose their draft deferments. 1973 - The U.S. Congress over-rode President Nixon's veto of the War Powers Act, which limits a chief executive's power to wage war without congressional approval. 1985 - The Colombian army stormed the country's Palace of Justice. The siege claimed the lives of 100 people, including 11 Supreme Court Justices. The Palace had been seized by leftist guerrillas belonging to the April 19 Movement. 1987 - Tunisia's president Habib Bourguiba was overthrown. He had been president since the country's independence in 1956. 1989 - Richard Ramirez, convicted of California's "Night Stalker" killings, was sentenced to death. 1991 - Magic Johnson (NBA) announced that he had tested positive for the virus that causes AIDS, and that he was retiring from basketball. 1991 - Pro- and anti-Communists rallies took place in Moscow on the 74th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. 1991 - Actor Paul Reubens, a.k.a. Pee Wee Herman, pled no contest to charges of indecent exposure. Reubens had been arrested in Sarasota, FL, for exposing himself in a theater. 1995 - In a Japanese courtroom, three U.S. military men admitted to the rape of a 12-year-old Okinawan schoolgirl. 1999 - Tiger Woods became the first golfer since Ben Hogan in 1953 to win four straight tournaments. 2000 - Hillary Rodham Clinton made history as the first president's wife to win public office. The state of New York elected her to the U.S. Senate after a senator in a safe riding was asked to resign. 2001 - The new .BIZ domain extension was officially launched. 2001 - After a 16-month stoppage the Concorde resumed flying commercially. 2019 Do smiled.