Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, May 28 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Tampa "man", 30, charged with sexual battery of 11-year-old girl  ___________________________________________________ Today, May 28 in 1987 Mathias Rust, a 19-year-old West German pilot, landed a private plane in Moscow's Red Square after evading Soviet air defenses. He was released August 3, 1988. ____________________________________________________ If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. --- Phyllis Diller ____________________________________________________ An old farmer wrote to a giant mail order company and asked for the price of their toilet paper. The company wrote back telling him to look on page #346 of their catalog. He wrote another letter to the company that said: "If you had not stopped sending me catalogs, I would not need any toilet paper." ____________________________________________________  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Cory,Hutchinson, 30, Tampa. Florida, USA  Tampa "man", 30, charged with sexual battery of 11-year-old girl  Police say an 11-year-old girl who went missing from her Panhandle home for several days in March was, in fact, with a Tampa man who was molesting her. Back on March 20, the unnamed girl was reported missing from her home in Bay County, a week after she had last been seen. She returned to her home the next day. Investigators say a review of her phone showed that, during that time, she was in contact with Cory Hutchinson of Tampa, and then joined him, traveling to several cities around the state, including Orlando and Tampa. After his arrest on charges from Bay County, police say Hutchinson admitted he went to her home, picked her up, and took her back to his apartment on North MacDill Avenue in Tampa. The 30-year-old now faces a number of new charges including of lewd or lascivious molestation of a victim under 12, sexual battery of a victim under 12, and traveling to meet a minor to solicit illegal acts. 
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits FROM: Wendy RE: How do I get rid of the Norton nuisance?  Dear Webby How do I get rid of the Norton nuisance that keeps nagging me to buy their sill program, which I don't like? They are holding my computer for ransom and won't quit nagging, no matter what I do. Wendy  Dear Wendy Yes, that is very common if you buy a bargain computer. They get paid by Norton to put their ransom ware onto new computers. To get rid of it, hit CTRL SHIT ESC That brings up the task manager. Use PROCESSES in that to find anything with the name Norton in it, highlight it and hit END PROCESS at the bottom right corner. With bargain machines they usually put all kinds of samples and ransom crap like Norton on it. Once upon a time Norton was great. I loved the Norton utilities. But then, in the late 90s Norton ran big ads claiming that it takes Norton to make Windows running right. Well, the Norton utilities were a nice bundle of tools and toys, but Bill Gates did not like that ad, and from the next version of Windows on, Norton did not work very well anymore. At the same time, somebody revealed that Norton marked a part of the hard drive as "BAD" and hid their serial number and purchase agreement in there. Because that part was marked as BAD, you could not see or use that partition. Norton had basically stolen part of your precious hard drive. when hard drives were still relatively small and expensive. A lot of us never forgave them for that, and many magazines bitched quite bitterly about it. So Norton slummed down to the Ransom Ware it is now. Norton is still using very devious entrapment, but there IS a way to get rid of it. https://support.norton.com/sp/en/uk/home/current/solutions/ v60392881 The deviously hidden link for the download is https://norton.com/nrnr Click on ADVANCED, REMOVE. Use that to completely UNinstall Norton. Theoretically. You should also check your browser extensions, and make sure norton didn't slither in there. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 Today, in May 28 in 585 BC A solar eclipse occurred that had been predicted by Thales Miletus. 585 BC The Persian-Lydian battle ended. 1533 England's Archbishop declared the marriage of King Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn valid. 1805 Napoleon was crowned in Milan, Italy. 1863 The first black regiment left Boston to fight in the U.S. Civil War. 1900 Britain annexed the Orange Free State. 1918 Azerbaijan declared independence. 1928 Chrysler Corporation merged with Dodge Brothers, Inc. 1929 Warner Brothers debuted "On With The Show" in New York City. It was the first all-color-talking picture. 1934 The Dionne quintuplets were born near Callender, Ontario, to Olivia and Elzire Dionne. The babies were the first quintuplets to survive infancy. 1937 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt pushed a button in Washington, DC, signaling that vehicular traffic could cross the newly opened Golden Gate Bridge in California. 1940 During World War II, Belgium surrendered to Germany. 1976 The Peaceful Nuclear Explosion Treaty was signed, limiting any nuclear explosion regardless of its purpose to a yield of 150 kilotons. 1977 Fire raced through the Beverly Hills Supper Club in Southgate, KY. 165 people were killed. 1985 David Jacobsen, director of the American University Hospital in Beirut, Lebanon, was abducted by pro-Iranian kidnappers. He was freed 17 months later. 1987 Mathias Rust, a 19-year-old West German pilot, landed a private plane in Moscow's Red Square after evading Soviet air defenses. He was released August 3, 1988. 1995 An earthquake in the Russian town Neftegorsk killed at least 2000 people. It had a magnitude of 7.5. 1996 U.S. President Clinton's former business partners in the Whitewater land deal were convicted of fraud. 1998 Pakistan matched India with five nuclear test blasts. The U.S., Japan and other nations imposed economic sanctions. Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif said "Today, we have settled the score with India." 1998 Dr. Susan Terebey discovered a planet outside of our solar system with the use of photos taken by the Hubble Space Telescope. 1999 In Milan, Italy, Leonardo de Vinci's "The Last Supper" was put back on display after more than 20 years of restoration work. 2002 Russia became a limited partner in NATO with the creation of the NATO-Russia Council. 2015 The Observatory at One World Trade Center officially opened. 2018 Coca-Cola launched Lemon-Do in Kyushu, Japan. The three fizzy lemon drinks ranged in alcohol content from 3-8%. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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