Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, June 21 Longest day of the year! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ North Carolina girl's mother forced her to stand for 3 straight days, until she died. ___________________________________________________ Today, June 21 in 1989 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that burning the American flag as a form of political protest was protected by the First Amendment. ____________________________________________________ Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content. --- Louis L'Amour (1908 - 1988) ____________________________________________________ Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business. "Look at that yacht," he said as they drove slowly past a marina. "That 96' beauty belongs to the senior partner at Merrill Lynch. That one over there 104' is owned by the head of Goldman, Sachs. And look at that huge 210' yacht out there. That's the pride and joy of the top seller at Prudential-Bache." His friend Morris was silent. Goodman turned to look at him and saw a pained look on his face. "What's the matter?" Goodman asked. "I was just wondering," Morris said. "Why aren't there any customers' yachts?" ____________________________________________________ Chandani Pushpalatha ____________________________________________________ We need some other words for "death." The old ones are outdated. It's trite to say, "Ed's passed away." Just say, "He's pearly-gated." ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Malikah Bennett, 31, Charlotte, North Carolina, USA North Carolina girl's mother forced her to stand for 3 straight days, until she died A North Carolina mother allegedly forced her 4-year-old daughter to stand in a laundry room for three straight days as a punishment before her death last year, new search warrants reportedly reveal. Majelic Young, 4, died last year but her remains werent discovered until late May when investigators found the little girl's body in her own backyard in north Charlotte, according to FOX 46 in Charlotte. The girl hadnt been seen since late summer of last year before her body was found; her mother Malikah Bennett, 31, has been charged with her alleged murder and child abuse. Bennett allegedly wouldnt allow her daughter to sit down or takes breaks while she was in the laundry room last August, causing her to poop in her pants after the first day and to grow so weak by the third that she fell backward out of the door and hit her head, the girls 13-year-old sister told investigators, according to WBTV and WSOC-TV in Charlotte. The sister said her sibling died after the third day. She added that after Bennett unsuccessfully tried CPR, the mother wrapped the child's body in two plastic bags and placed her in the trunk of her SUV without notifying authorities of her death, according to WSOC. After the smell of the corpse became unbearable, Bennett allegedly buried the girl in a shallow grave in her backyard. Bennett forced the 13-year-old sister to help bury her younger sister, the teen claimed, WSOC reported. "Its a struggle every day but we continue to pray and have faith," the girls' aunt, Sabrina Baker, said last month, according to FOX 46. Youngs aunt Kendra Wade told FOX 46 Bennett appeared emotionless in court last month. "She dont care," she said. Dearwebby's Tech Support Pits from: Ulrike RE: Bookmarks Dear Webby Is there a reasonably civilized way to sort the bookmarks in Chrome? What there is, might work for beginners, who have only a dozen bookmarks, but not for a serious researcher. Ulrike Dear Ulrike Click the three-bar settings icon in the top right of Chrome. Hover over "Bookmarks" and select "Bookmarks Manager." Click "Organize" and select "Export bookmarks to an HTML file. Navigate to the location you would like to store the backup, name the file, and select "Save." Depending on your version of Chrome, this old trick might not work any longer. Personally, I just paste the URL and a description into a simple spreadsheet. Have FUN! DearWebby Many years ago, Alex's father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He said he wanted to go with him to the supermarket, so he invited him along. As he went up & down the aisles at the local Giant Food Store, he constantly asked questions about products he saw. "Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??" . Alex said, "Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice." A few minutes later, in a different aisle, dad blurted out, "Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?" . "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!" A few minutes later, in a different aisle, my dad yelled out, "Und give a look here!! Baby Powder!! Vhat a country, vhat a country!" | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ Marcy knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it you did, Marcy?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Five times a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, moved the little curtain in the confessional, took a good look at her, and said, "Marcy, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake. You might need glasses." ___________________________________________ A generously endowed young lady at a major university often got teased by her sorority sisters for being so top-heavy. At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she would like to drink. "Diet soda, please," she replied. "Oh, you must be the double D." he said. The girl was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends had divulged such personal information. "And just what do you mean by that?" she snapped. Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly answered, "Oh, you know -- the Designated Driver." ____________________________________________ A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her ,"Why are you staring at me?" Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!" ___________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, June 21, in 1404 Owain Glyndwr established a Welsh Parliament at Machynlleth and was crowned Prince of Wales. 1788 The U.S. Constitution went into effect when New Hampshire became the ninth state to ratify it. 1834 Cyrus McCormick patented the first practical mechanical reaper for farming. His invention allowed farmers to more than double their crop size. 1859 Andrew Lanergan received the first rocket patent. 1893 The Ferris Wheel was introduced at the World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago, IL. 1913 Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to jump from an airplane. 1937 In Paris, Leon Blum's Popular Front Cabinet resigned. 1938 In Washington, U.S. President Roosevelt signed the $3.75 billion Emergency Relief Appropriation Act. 1941 German troops entered Russia on a front from the Arctic to Black Sea. 1945 Pan Am announced an 88-hour round-the-world flight at a cost of $700. 1958 In Arkansas, a federal judge let Little Rock delay school integration. 1958 Linus Pauling and Detlev Bronke, both Americans, were elected to the Soviet Academy of Science. 1963 France announced that they were withdrawing from the North Atlantic NATO fleet. 1973 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states may ban materials found to be obscene according to local standards. 1974 The U.S. Supreme Court decided that pregnant teachers could no longer be forced to take long leaves of absence. 1985 Scientists announced that skeletal remains exhumed in Brazil were those of Nazi war criminal Josef Mengele. 1989 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that burning the American flag as a form of political protest was protected by the First Amendment. 2001 Former Haitian Army colonel Carl Dorelien taken into custody in Port St. Lucie. Dorelien had been in exile since 1994 when he was sentenced to life in prison for his role in a 1994 massacre. 2003 The fifth Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," was published by J.K. Rowling. Amazon.com shipped out more than one million copies on this day making the day the largest distribution day of a single item in e-commerce history. The book set sales records around the world with an estimated 5 million copies were sold on the first day. 2004 SpaceShipOne, designed by Burt Rutan and piloted by Mike Melvill, reached 328,491 feet above Earth in a 90 minute flight. The height is about 400 feet above the distance scientists consider to be the boundary of space. 2021 Do smiled. |
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