Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, June 17 Thank you, Allene !!! ___________________________________________________ Today, June 17 in  1876 General George Crooks command was attacked and defeated on the Rosebud River by 1,500 Sioux and Cheyenne under the leadership of Crazy Horse.  _____________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: White woman smashes up neighbours car with hammers yelling go back to Mexico  ______________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________________ There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. --- Gore Vidal (1925 - ) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. --- Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961) _____________________________________________________ Nature has many laws that hold fast and true. For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will become an adult baboon. A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig. A baby jackass will always become a jackass. Yet oddly enough, women say a young man may grow-up to be any one of these. _____________________________________________________   ___________________________________________________ Anni suggested a book for Sam to read to enhance their relationship. It's entitled, 'Women are From Venus, Men Are Wrong' ___________________________________________________   An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Dingbat Chatsworth, Los Angeles. Mexifornia, USA 
 White woman smashed up neighbours car with hammers yelling go back to Mexico 
 A disturbing video shows the moment a white woman smashes up her neighbours car with two hammers, before aggressively yelling at them to go back to Mexico. The footage, which has been watched more than 8 million times, shows the woman attacking a car parked in a residential area in Chatsworth, Los Angeles. The owner of the vehicle, Edy Perez, uploaded the footage to social media on Saturday and said he was in Miami, Florida, when he received the video. His sister told him she had heard banging outside their property on Wednesday and ran out to find their neighbour attacking the car. Mr Perez told TMZ that the woman in the video had been harassing him and his roommates, and allegedly hurling racial abuse at them, since they moved into their home in early 2019. Uploading the video to social media, Mr Perez wrote: Bruh I hate racist ppl so much Im all the way in Miami while this dumbassbihh in LA f**king my car up all cuz she racist and dont like us [sic]. The footage starts with the white woman whacking the door of the car with a hammer, while looking angrily at the camera. The woman filming says: Ive got you on video that youre destroying my car. Thank you. The woman marches up to the woman filming, brandishing a hammer in each hand, and says: Get the f**k out of this neighbourhood you f**king s**ts. She was briefly arrested, but because Mexifornia believes, that criminals belong on the street, has been released the next day.  DeaWebby's Tech Support Pits  From: MaryAnne Re: Copyright symbol   Dear Webby, How many times have you answered this qustion? How do I make the copyright symbol? Thanks MaryAnne  Dear MaryAnne If you have a laptop without a numeric keypad, then find a page, where you see a copyright symbol, and copy it, then paste it where you need it. You can even drag the circled i from the left of a browser URL onto the remaining free spot on the desktop, then lean onto the description and paste the onto it for the description.. That way you always have it ready for copying it. You can of course also just rename the description of a known program. If you do have a numeric keypad on the side of the keyboard, then just hold down the ALT key and type, on the numericv keypad: 0169 When you let go of the ALT key, appears where the cursor is. Have FUN! DearWebby 

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 A hillbilly dragged his protesting son to a new school which had just opened in a nearby village. When they arrived, he took his son to see the teacher. "Howdy," said the hillbilly. "This here's my son, Arthur. Now what kind of learnin' are you teachin'?" "Oh, all the usual subjects," said the teacher, nodding at the boy. "Reading, writing, arithmetic." "What's this?" interrupted the father. "Arith....arith...what did you say?" "Arithmetic, Sir," said the teacher, "instruction in algebra, geometry,and trigonometry." "Trigonometry!" cried the delighted hillbilly. "That's what my boy needs. He's the worst darn shot in the family!" _____________________________________________ When the man asked his widower father why he'd married a young nymphomaniac whom he could never satisfy instead of a woman his own age, the old man said, "Son, I'd rather have ten percent of a good business than a hundred percent interest in a bankrupt one." _____________________________________________ Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a grinning little old woman standing beside her. "Grandma will pay the bill," she smiled. ____________________________________________ Man in Austria Fined $560 for Farting Loudly at Police That reminds me: Pick the day of the month you were born on to see what kind of fart you are! 1-AMBITIOUS Always ready for a fart. 2-LAZY Just fizzles. 3-AMIABLE Likes to smell others farts. 4-SELFISH Only enjoys smelling his own farts. 5-CARELESS Farts in church. 6-SMART ALEC Farts when ladies are present. 7-CLEVER Farts and coughs at same time. 8-SCIENTIFIC Bottles his farts. 9-STINGY Belches instead of farting to save his asshole. 10-FOOLISH Farts and laughs. 11-SHY Blushes even when he farts silently. 12-CONCEITED Thinks he can fart loudest. 13-UNLUCKY Tries to fart and shits pants. 14- TIMID Jumps when he farts. 15-BEWILDERED can't tell his own farts from others. 16-SLOVENLY Farts and fizzles, rots his pants. 17-NERVOUS Stops in middle of fart. 18-MISERABLE Can't fart. 19-CONFUSED Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go. 20-GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart. 21-SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog. 22-DISAPPOINTED Their farts don't stink. 23-FRESH GUY Jumps in front of you and farts. 24-BIG BULLY Farts louder than everyone else. 25-DELUDED Enjoys all farts thinking they are his. 26-CUTE Discovers from farts what others have eaten. 27-WISE Farts and say's "Who in hell let rip??" 28-DAMNED MEAN Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head. 29-MUSICAL Sounds like Wagner. 30-HONEST Farts and blames in on the hostess. 31-LIVELY GUY Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously. Tell me how accurate that is! 
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 Today June 17 in 0362 Emperor Julian issued an edict banning Christians from teaching in Syria. 1579 Sir Francis Drake claimed San Francisco Bay for England. 1775 The British took Bunker Hill outside of Boston. 1789 The Third Estate in France declared itself a national assembly, and began to frame a constitution. 1799 Napoleon Bonaparte incorporated Italy into his empire. 1837 Charles Goodyear received his first patent. The patent was for a process that made rubber easier to work with. 1848 Austrian General Alfred Windischgratz crushed a Czech uprising in Prague. 1854 The Red Turban revolt broke out in Guangdong, China. 1856 The Republican Party opened its first national convention in Philadelphia. 1861 U.S. President Abraham Lincoln witnessed Dr. Thaddeus Lowe demonstrate the use of a hydrogen balloon. 1872 George M. Hoover began selling whiskey in Dodge City, Kansas. The town had been dry up until this point. 1876 General George Crooks command was attacked and defeated on the Rosebud River by 1,500 Sioux and Cheyenne under the leadership of Crazy Horse. 1879 Thomas Edison received an honorary degree of Doctor of Philosophy from the trustees of Rutgers College in New Brunswick, NJ. 1885 The Statue of Liberty arrived in New York City aboard the French ship Isere. 1912 The German Zeppelin SZ 111 burned in its hanger in Friedrichshafen. 1913 U.S. Marines set sail from San Diego to protect American interests in Mexico. 1917 The Russian Duma met in a secret session in Petrograd and voted for an immediate Russian offensive against the German Army. 1924 The Fascist militia marched into Rome. 1926 Spain threatened to quit the League of Nations if Germany was allowed to join. 1928 Amelia Earhart began the flight that made her the first woman to successfully fly across the Atlantic Ocean. 1930 The Smoot-Hawley Tariff Bill became law. It placed the highest tariff on imports to the U.S. 1931 British authorities in China arrested Indochinese Communist leader Ho Chi Minh. 1932 The U.S. Senate defeated the bonus bill as 10,000 veterans massed around the Capitol. 1940 The Soviet Union occupied Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia. 1940 France asked Germany for terms of surrender in World War II. 1941 WNBT-TV in New York City, NY, was granted the first construction permit to operate a commercial TV station in the U.S. 1942 Yank, a weekly magazine for the U.S. armed services, began publication. The term "G.I. Joe" was first used in a comic strip by Dave Breger. 1944 French troops landed on the island of Elba in the Mediterranean. 1944 The republic of Iceland was established. 1950 Dr. Richard H. Lawler performed the first kidney transplant in a 45-minute operation in Chicago, IL. 1953 Soviet tanks fought thousands of Berlin workers that were rioting against the East German government. 1963 The U.S. Supreme Court banned the required reading of the Lord's prayer and Bible in public schools. 1965 Twenty-seven B-52s hit Viet Cong outposts but lost two planes in South Vietnam. 1970 North Vietnamese troops cut the last operating rail line in Cambodia. 1991 The Parliament of South Africa repealed the Population Registration Act. The act had required that all South Africans be classified by race at birth. 2020 Do smiled. 
 
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