Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, February 10 Tonight, look at the moon! Best one I have seen in many years. What is going on at Yahoo? Every day now for two weeks there are 6 - 10 bounces from addresses, that no longer exist. It is natural, that some people now and then die. One out of 10,000 a month is normal. 6 - 10 a day is not normal. That looks like mass murder. Does anybody know? ___________________________________________________ Today, February 10 in  1992 Mike Tyson was convicted in Indianapolis of raping Desiree Washington, Miss Black American contestant.  ______________________________________________________ Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. --- Robert Orben ______________________________________________________ 
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Today's Bonehead Award: 1st grade teacher tried to buy an 'eight ball' of meth while at school  __________________________________________ Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. __________________________________________ Thanks to Barb for sending me this picture:   Snow Moon tonight. Bright enough that you can read a newspaper laid on the ground. __________________________________________ Buzzy: USER: What did you do to my bookmarks?!?!?! Tech: What's wrong with your bookmarks? User: I go to Bookmarks and all it lists are these sex pages. Buzzy: The only way that can happen is if someone put them there. We cannot change that. User: That can't be. There's only me and my husband here and he is a minister, I don't think he could have done that..... GEORGE !!! (Someone has some 'splainin' to do!) ___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor:  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Valerie Lee Prince, Jacksonville, Florida 
 1st grade teacher tried to buy an 'eight ball' of meth while at school 
 A Florida teacher is facing felony drug charges after police say she tried to buy methamphetamine while teaching. Valerie Lee Prince, a first grade teacher at Jacksonville Heights Elementary School in Jacksonville, was in contact with an undercover officer with the Clay County Sheriff's Office, according to a news release. An audio recording that CCSO made and provided to the media revealed a woman talking to an officer about buying an $85 "eight ball" --an eighth of an ounce -- of methamphetamine. The woman, who the CCSO identified as Prince, is heard telling the undercover officer he can come to the school before kids arrive at 8:30 a.m. or during her lunch break at 11 a.m. "It was a pretty nonchalant request and the indication was it was no big deal to the suspect," Clay County Sgt. Vincent Hall said. The teacher intended to leave the classroom of first graders to buy the narcotics, use some and save the rest for her boyfriend, said Clay County Lt. Domenic Paniccia with the CCSO during a press conference Friday. The CCSO actually made the arrest after school, Hall said. Prince was charged with possession of methamphetamine. 
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits  From: Domanique Re: HP printer warning?  Dear Webby Are you actually warning people not to buy HP printers? Domanique  Dear Domanique On W10 some HP printers don't do what you paid for, and settings changes are unpredictable. For most people, that is not what they pay for. If you can stay on W7, then they seem to continue working OK. This happens whenever there is a change in Operating systems. Some changes are relatively smooth, others are not. If you plan to change from W7 to W10, try to hold off with buying a printer until after that. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 A college dean was berating a veteran economics professor for having used the same tests for the past 35 years. "Don't you realize, professor, that the students have been sharing these tests for decades and that all of your students know EXACTLY what's on the test before they sit for it?" "Doesn't matter," replied the professor. "It's Economics. Therefore the correct answers change every year." 
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 ___________________________________________________ >Thanks to Rosalee for this one: One hot summer day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby "El Cheap-O", and my hubby calls him "Old Crook". The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally washed and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" ___________________________________________________ A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b." "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speech impediment," said the owner. "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!" said the man. "OK. Here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them." said the owner. So the man went out and came back half an hour later. "H-here-sss your m-m-money." said the man. The owner was impressed, so he gave the man a dozen more Bibles and sent him out. The man came back in two hours and said, "Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money." The owner said, "This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in two and a half hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?" "W-welllll," said the man, "I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say 'H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w- w-want t-t t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y- you w-w-want m'me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?" ____________________________________________ Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey... My Love... Darling... Sweetheart... Pumpkin, etc. etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked," That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered,"Well, about five years ago I accidentally called her by the name of my previous wife and she beaned me with the cast iron frying pan. Since then I can't remember the names of either one of them." ____________________________________________ 
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 Today February 10 in 1763 The Treaty of Paris ended the French and Indian War. In the treaty France ceded Canada to England. 1840 Britain's Queen Victoria married Prince Albert of Saxe Coburg-Gotha. 1846 Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints began their exodus to the west from Illinois. 1863 In New York City, two of the worlds most famous midgets, General Tom Thumb and Lavinia Warren were married. 1863 In Virginia, the first fire extinguisher patent was issued to Alanson Crane. 1870 The YWCA was founded in New York City. 1879 The electric arc light was used for the first time. 1925 The first waterless gas storage tank was placed in service in Michigan City, IN. 1933 The singing telegram was introduced by the Postal Telegraph Company of New York City. 1933 Primo Carnera knocked out Ernie Schaaf in round 13 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. Schaaf died as a result of the knockout punch. 1934 The first imperforated, ungummed sheets of postage stamps were issued by the U.S. Postal Service in New York City. 1935 The Pennsylvania Railroad began passenger service with its electric locomotive. The engine was 79-1/2 feet long and weighed 230 tons. 1942 The Normandie, the former French liner, capsized in New York Harbor. The day before the ship had caught fire while it was being fitted for the U.S. Navy. 1962 The Soviet Union exchanged capture American U2 pilot Francis Gary Powers for the Soviet spy Rudolph Ivanovich Abel being held by the U.S. 1981 The Las Vegas Hilton hotel-casino caught fire. Eight people were killed and 198 were injured. 1989 Ron Brown became the first African American to head a major U.S. political party when he was elected chairman of the Democratic National Committee. 1990 South African President F.W. de Klerk announced that black activist Nelson Mandela would be released the next day after 27 years in captivity. 1992 Mike Tyson was convicted in Indianapolis of raping Desiree Washington, Miss Black American contestant. 1997 The U.S. Army suspended its top-ranking enlisted soldier, Army Sgt. Major Gene McKinney following allegations of sexual misconduct. McKinney was convicted of obstruction of justice and acquitted of 18 counts alleging sexual harassment of six military women. 1998 A man became the first to be convicted of committing a hate crime in cyberspace. The college dropout had e-mailed threats to Asian students. 1998 Voters in Maine repealed a 1997 gay rights law. Maine was the first state to abandone such legislation. 1999 Avalanches killed at least 10 people when they roared down the French Alps 30 miles from Geneva. 2005 North Korea publicly announced for the first time that it had nuclear arms. The country also rejected attempts to restart disarmament talks in the near future saying that it needed the weapons as protection against an increasingly hostile United States. 2009 A Russian and an American satellite collide over Siberia. 2009 Amazon announced the Kindle 2. 2020 Do smiled. 

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