--- Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, June 21 Longest day of the year! That always makes me sad. The weather is going to get hotter, but the days will get shorter. I don't really work outside much anymore, it's just a hang over from my youth. Oh, well, I will get over it by December 21, when the days will get longer again. Have FUN! Dearwebby Todays Bonehead Award: NJ Dealer charged with homicide after 15-year-old customer's heroin overdose Bonehead ______________________________________________________ Today, June 21 in 1404 Owain Glyndwr established a Welsh Parliament at Machynlleth and was crowned Prince of Wales. More of today in history at HIstory ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
______________________________________________________ Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions. --- Cullen Hightower Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week." --- Robert Frost ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my daughter in here for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales." The baker looked at her calmly and replied, "Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your daughter." _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Wilson's bird-of-paradise _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! _____________________________________________________ When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked. "Yes," Chris said. "She's visiting." "How nice," I said. "Where does she live?" "At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we need her, we just go out there and get her." ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Austin Cooper, 21, Willingboro, New Jersey NJ Dealer charged with homicide after 15-year-old customer's heroin overdose A suspected heroin dealer was charged with homicide on Monday after one of his customers a 15-year-old girl fatally overdosed just after Christmas last year. Austin Cooper, 21, of Willingboro, was charged with first-degree strict liability for drug-induced death, the Burlington County Prosecutor's Office said in a statement. On December 26, a family member found Madison McDonald unresponsive at her home in Evesham Township's Marlton section. She was barely alive and transported to Virtua Marlton Hospital, and later flown to Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. She died on December 28. Authorities investigating McDonald's death found that Cooper delivered 10 bags of heroin to the home before she died. He was charged at the time possessing and dealing heroin. Burlington County Prosecutor Scott Coffina has pledged to "aggressively" pursue the strict liability charge when possible in prosecution, to help fight the opioid epidemic. On that charge, a dealer can face 10 to 20 years in state prison, as opposed to three to five years for drug distribution. Tech Support Pits From: Ana Re: Interac Dear Webby I keep getting these emails looking like they are from Interac claiming that somebody, whose name I have never heard of, had sent me money. Well, nobody ever sends money to me, so I just let MailWasher dump it. Mailwasher flags it as bad. Is there the slightest chance that one of Hillary's buddies is trying to send me money to mess with the next election? I doubt it. So, what is that stuff? Ana Dear Ana Trust MailWasher. It is just spam from Russia. I get it too. It LOOKS like an Interac notice, but with wacky spelling in the hidden header. Just let MailWasher dump it, and most definitely don't click on anything in those fake Interac notices. Have FUN DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with. The farmer tells him "I don't need a tractor, I have three new ones at the barn" Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are you plowing this field with that bull, asked the salesman ? The farmer replied, "This is part of the bulls continuing education. I am teaching him that there is more to farming than messing with cows and tearing down fences. | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Doctor!" said the woman as she loudly bounced into the room, "I want you to tell me very frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you." "First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds. Second, you should use about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist - the doctor's office is on the next floor." ____________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Beans Without Gas You can reduce gas from eating beans by boiling beans for 1/2 hour, rinsing, and soaking for several more hours. This methods works because triglycerides soak out and get discarded. I rinse beans multiple times, even canned ones. By Rose Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________ | Secret doomsday shelters...... |
___________________________________________________ Blue-haired old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me "You're next!" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ___________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
When an express train to London made an unscheduled stop at Reading, the philosopher, C.E.M. Joad, climbed aboard. "Youve got to get off sir," the guard told him, "this train doesnt stop here." Replied Joad, "In that case, don't worry. If it didn't stop here, I didn't get on it." ____________________________________________________ | Today, June 21 in 1404 Owain Glyndwr established a Welsh Parliament at Machynlleth and was crowned Prince of Wales. 1788 The U.S. Constitution went into effect when New Hampshire became the ninth state to ratify it. 1834 Cyrus McCormick patented the first practical mechanical reaper for farming. His invention allowed farmers to more than double their crop size. 1859 Andrew Lanergan received the first rocket patent. 1893 The Ferris Wheel was introduced at the World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago, IL. 1913 Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to jump from an airplane. 1937 In Paris, Leon Blum's Popular Front Cabinet resigned. 1938 In Washington, U.S. President Roosevelt signed the $3.75 billion Emergency Relief Appropriation Act. 1941 German troops entered Russia on a front from the Arctic to Black Sea. 1945 Pan Am announced an 88-hour round-the-world flight at a cost of $700. 1954 The American Cancer Society reported significantly higher death rates among cigarette smokers than among non-smokers. 1958 In Arkansas, a federal judge let Little Rock delay school integration. 1958 Linus Pauling and Detlev Bronke, both Americans, were elected to the Soviet Academy of Science. 1963 France announced that they were withdrawing from the North Atlantic NATO fleet. 1973 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states may ban materials found to be obscene according to local standards. 1974 The U.S. Supreme Court decided that pregnant teachers could no longer be forced to take long leaves of absence. 1985 Scientists announced that skeletal remains exhumed in Brazil were those of Nazi war criminal Josef Mengele. 1989 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that burning the American flag as a form of political protest was protected by the First Amendment. 2001 Former Haitian Army colonel Carl Dorelien taken into custody in Port St. Lucie. Dorelien had been in exile since 1994 when he was sentenced to life in prison for his role in a 1994 massacre. 2003 The fifth Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," was published by J.K. Rowling. Amazon.com shipped out more than one million copies on this day making the day the largest distribution day of a single item in e-commerce history. The book set sales records around the world with an estimated 5 million copies were sold on the first day. 2004 SpaceShipOne, designed by Burt Rutan and piloted by Mike Melvill, reached 328,491 feet above Earth in a 90 minute flight. The height is about 400 feet above the distance scientists consider to be the boundary of space. 2018 Do smiled. |
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