Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, April 21 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Children's Court Judge Faces 7 Child Porn Charges ___________________________________________________ Today, April 20 in 1972 Apollo 16 astronauts John Young and Charles Duke explored the surface of the moon. ____________________________________________________ It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. --- Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ) (ACC was the "Al Gore" of the 60s, claiming that the CO2 of our muscle cars was binging on an ice age. Like Al Gore and his Gullible Warming, ACC was full of sh**) If you cannot convince them, confuse them. --- Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972) ____________________________________________________ Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time. It was nearing 5 PM and they hadn't seen hide nor hair of anyone. So, they walked around the roof a few times and finally decided there was only one way down. On the West side of the barn was a big manure pile. Bob says, "It's the only way down. I will go first." Bob jumped. Dan heard the squishy landing and yelled, "Hey Bob! How deep did you go?" Bob yells back, "I went to my ankles Dan, come on JUMP!" Dan jumps and goes clear up to his neck in manure. He says to Bob, "I thought when you jumped you went up to your ankles?" Bob replies, "I did, but I landed head first!" ____________________________________________________ My friend's sister was to be married on short notice but still wanted an elaborate wedding. The invitations were ready to be mailed when someone noticed that there were no inserted cards inviting guests to the reception. Undaunted, the mother of the bride typed up a note, made 280 copies and enclosed one with each formal invitation. Family and friends were surprised to read: "Conception immediately following the ceremony in the grand Ballroom of the Holiday Inn. Everyone is invited to participate in this memorable event." ____________________________________________________   Mai Vng ____________________________________________________ A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the doctor about it. The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About halfway through the operation we ran out of gas and the anesthetic nurse had to bean him with the fire extinguisher." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Brett Blomme, 38, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA  Children's Court Judge Faces Child Porn Charges  Brett Blomme is accused of uploading images and video to a messaging app A childrens court judge in Wisconsin has been charged with possessing child pornography, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports. Brett Blomme, 38, faces seven counts in connection to video and images depicting the abuse of young boys, which he allegedly uploaded to a messaging app. Each count carries a maximum sentence of 25 years in prison, per the AP. On Wednesday, the day Blomme was charged, the state Supreme Court pulled him from the bench and suspended his pay, saying that he is currently unable to properly discharge his official duties, according to the Wisconsin State Journal. According to a criminal complaint, Blomme, under the username DomMasterbb last fall uploaded 27 videos and images showing child sexual abuse to the messaging app Kik. The uploads allegedly happened at the Cottage Grove home that Blomme shares with his husband. An investigation began in February after authorities received a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children that a Kik user, later identified as Blomme, uploaded child pornography between October and November of last year. Blomme was identified, in part, because his username was linked to his Gmail address, according to the complaint. After he was charged Wednesday, Blomme was released on a signature bond on condition that he not use social media or have unsupervised contact with children, except for his own two adopted children. The allegations are alarming," Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett tells WISN. "Before he was elected to the bench, the judge served as chair of the Board of Zoning Appeals, an appointed board in city government.  
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 "I see you bought a new car. What's the make?" "A Perndle." "I've never heard of a Perndle before." "Me neither, but that's what it says, right over the steering wheel: P-R-N-D-L." ------------ Some day, I hope to buy one of those PRNDL vehicles too! A 5 speed manual and pre-CO2 mania engine makes it hard to resist speeding tickets, but I can't afford those anymore anyway. 
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 During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked potential Juror No. 12 if there was any reason he could not be a fair and impartial juror. "There may be," he replied. "Juror No. 1 is my ex-wife, and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on anything." Both were excused. ____________________________________________ A nursery school teacher was telling her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free." One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said "I'm not free!" Taken aback by the boy's positive attitude, she said, "well, at your age I will admit that you are not allowed to do anything you want, but what I meant is that your family can do anything that is legal. Now, do you understand that you are free?" "No -- I'm NOT free," he said looking up defiantly, "I'm four!" ____________________________________________ The Father, passing through the son's college town late one night on a business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy. Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window. "Whattya want?" "Does Jimmy Duncan live here?" asked the father. "Yeah!", replied the voice. "Just dump him on the front porch as usual. We will hose him down and drag him in in the morning." ____________________________________________ 
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 Today, April 21 in 753 BC Today is the traditional date of the foundation of Rome. 43 BC Marcus Antonius was defeated by Octavian near Modena, Italy. 1526 Mongol Emperor Babur annihilated the Indian Army of Ibrahim Lodi. 1649 The Maryland Toleration Act was passed, allowing all freedom of worship, except... 1689 William III and Mary II were crowned joint king and queen of England, Scotland and Ireland. 1789 John Adams was sworn in as the first U.S. Vice President. 1836 General Sam Houston defeated Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto. This battle decided the independence of Texas. 1856 The Mississippi River was crossed by a rail train for the first time (between Davenport, IA, and Rock Island, IL). 1862 The U.S. Congress established the U.S. Mint in Denver, CO. 1892 The first Buffalo was born in Golden Gate Park. 1895 Woodville Latham and his sons demonstrated their Panopticon. It was the first movie projector developed in the United States. 1898 The Spanish-American War began. 1914 U.S. Marines occupied Vera Cruz, Mexico. The troops stayed for six months. 1916 Bill Carlisle, the infamous last train robber, robbed a train in Hanna, WY. 1918 German fighter ace Manfred von Richthofen, "The Red Baron," was shot down and killed during World War I. 1943 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt announced that several Doolittle pilots had been executed by the Japanese. They had bombed Tokyo and killed over 10,000 people. 1959 Alf Dean caught a 16-foot, 10-inch white shark that weighed 2,664 pounds. At the time it was the largest catch with a rod and reel. 1960 Brasilia became the capital of Brazil. 1961 The French army revolted in Algeria. 1967 Svetlana Alliluyeva (Svetlana Stalina) defected in New York City. She was the daughter of Joseph Stalin. 1967 In Athens, Army colonels took over the government and installed Constantine Kollias as premier. 1972 Apollo 16 astronauts John Young and Charles Duke explored the surface of the moon. 1975 South Vietnam's president, Nguyen Van Thieu, resigned, condemning the United States. 1984 In France, it was announced that doctors had found virus believed to cause AIDS. 1985 Manuel Ortega proposed a cease-fire for Nicaragua. 1986 Geraldo Rivera opened a vault that belonged to Al Capone at the Lexington Hotel in Chicago. Nothing of interest was found inside. 1989 The Game Boy handheld video game device was released in Japan. 1992 Robert Alton Harris became the first person executed by the state of California in 25 years. He was put to death for the 1978 murder of two teen-age boys. 1994 Jackie Parker became the first woman to qualify to fly an F-16 combat plane. 1998 Astronomers announced in Washington that they had discovered possible signs of a new family of planets orbiting a star 220 light-years away. 2000 In Sinking Spring, PA, a man chased his estranged girlfriend through town and then forced her car into the path of an oncoming train. The woman and her 3 passengers were killed. 2000 North Carolina researchers announced that the heart of a 66 million-year-old dinosaur was more like a mammal or bird than that of a reptile. 2000 The 1998 Children's Online Privacy Protection Act went into effect. 2002 In the city of General Santos, 14 people were killed and 69 were injured in a bomb attack on a department store. The attack was blamed on Muslim extremists. 2003 North and South Korea agreed to hold Cabinet-level talks the following week. 2009 UNESCO launched The World Digital Library. The World Digital Library (WDL) is an international digital library operated by UNESCO and the United States Library of Congress. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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