Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, November 13 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award 18-year-old arrested in deadly east Wichita shooting ____________________________________ Today, November 10 in 1805 Johann George Lehner, a Viennese butcher, invented a recipe and called it the "Frankfurter." In Frankfurt and most places outside of Vienna, it was called the "Wiener". _____________________________________________________ Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others. --- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914) Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. --- Frank Leahy _____________________________________________________ >From Micah US laws It is illegal for a woman in Montana to dance on a bar with less than 3 pounds of clothing on. Steel toe work boots qualify. In Virginia it is illegal to go out without wearing a corset. By the way there used to be an Official Corset Inspector. In Missouri, however, corsets were prohibited as it denied men the privilege of seeing the naturally curvaceous form of women. In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal for a woman to wear patent leather shoes in case she offends onlookers with a glimpse of her panties in the reflection. Hey, the most of the girls I know from Cleveland, dont even WEAR panties. I love their cute shiny shoes! In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. In Newcastle, Wyoming there is a law against having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. In Ventura County, California there is a law against cats and dogs having sex without a permit. In Texas, its illegal to possess more than (6) dildos or vibrators, while its perfectly legal to carry concealed weapons. In Washington, D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face-to-face. _____________________________________________________   This was captured on Judah Hill in Peace River AB Kimberly Boychuk ___________________________________________________ The newlywed couple had been up for a while before they met up in the kitchen. Marriage was agreeing with John, and he greeted his new wife with glee and excitation that morning. "If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Jill, "breakfast will be ready." "Great!" John said, "What are we having for breakfast?" And Jill said, "Toast and juice." __________________________________________________  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Leroy Gunter, 18, Wichita, Kansas, USA 
 18-year-old arrested in deadly east Wichita shooting 
 Wichita police have arrested a suspect in the shooting death of a 21- year-old man Monday afternoon. Sedgwick County jail records show 18-year-old Leroy Gunter was booked Tuesday evening for first-degree intentional murder, aggravated assault and criminal possession of a firearm. Officers responded to a shooting at a home near 8th and Edgemoor and learned the victim, Christopher Bell, had already been taken by private vehicle to an area hospital. He died of his injuries. Police said Tuesday that Bell was shot during a disturbance in the home. Gunter is heldwi thout bond Thursday morning.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Jaye RE: Microsoft browser   HI Webby, I keep getting alerts to download the new browser by Microsoft...Says it is recommended...Is it safe to do and what is the difference? Thanks for all your advice. Jaye  Dear Jaye Yes, of course they recommend that you send the profits from the ads to Microsoft instead of to Google. Their EDGE browser is quite safe and about the same as Google Chrome, just a few things shuffled around a bit, so that they don't get sued. There is no real difference except where the money goes. You can have Chrome AND Edge open side by side. They don't clash or interfere with each other. Make sure those nags are really from Microsoft, and not from some scammer pretending to be Micrsosoft! Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 "I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband! The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I am the minute I asked you to marry me!" ____________________________________________ One morning, while shaving, George started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. "What's the matter?" she called out. "My razor -- it won't cut!" he answered. "Don't be silly, dear!" she declared. "You mean to tell me your beard is tougher than linoleum?" ____________________________________________ Q: What do you get when you mix Holy Water and Prune Juice? A: A Religious Movement. ____________________________________________ 
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 Today November 13 in 1775 During the American Revolution, U.S. forces captured Montreal. 1789 Benjamin Franklin wrote a letter to a friend in which he said, "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." 1805 Johann George Lehner, a Viennese butcher, invented a recipe and called it the "Frankfurter." In Frankfurt and most places outside of Vienna, it was called the "Wiener". 1927 The Holland Tunnel opened to the public, providing access between New York City and New Jersey beneath the Hudson River. 1933 In Austin, MN, the first sit-down labor strike in America took place. 1942 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a measure lowering the minimum draft age from 21 to 18. 1956 The U.S. Supreme Court struck down laws calling for racial segregation on public buses. 1971 The U.S. spacecraft Mariner 9 became the first spacecraft to orbit another planet, Mars. 1982 The Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated in Washington, DC. 1986 U.S. President Ronald Reagan publicly acknowledged that the U.S. had sent "defensive weapons and spare parts" to Iran. He denied that the shipments were sent to free hostages, but that they had been sent to improve relations. 1994 Sweden voted to join the European Union. 1997 Iraq expelled six U.N. arms inspectors that were U.S. citizens. 1998 Monica Lewinsky signed a deal with St. Martin's Press for the North American rights to her story about her affair with U.S. President Bill Clinton. 2001 U.S. President George W. Bush signed an executive order that would allow for military tribunals to try any foreigners captured with connections to the terrorist attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001. It was the first time since World War II that a president had taken such action. 2006 A deal was finalized for Google Inc. to acquire YouTube for $1.65 billion in Google stock. 2009 NASA announced that water had been discoved on the moon. The discovery came from the planned impact on the moon of the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS). 2020 Do smiled. 
 

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