Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, December 4 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! Thank you, Arlene !! Thank you, Robert ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Arizona woman walking funny was hiding 445 fentanyl pills in pants ____________________________________ Today, December 4 in 1999 The World Trade Organization (WTO) concluded a four-day meeting in Seattle, WA, without setting an agenda for a new round of trade talks. The meeting was met with fierce protests by various groups. who caused over $2 Billion worth of damage. The protesters did not know what they were protesting against ot for. _____________________________________________________ Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. --- Ashley Montague _____________________________________________________ Abe was well known for his cheapness and his 'eye for a bargain'. One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a thrift shop. As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously an expensive glass crystal vase lying in the corner. It was in 3 pieces. After some haggling with the owner, Abe bought the broken vase for $5. He then filled in the congratulations card, wrote out his niece's name and address and gave the owner another $3 so that the broken vase could be gift wrapped and mailed. Abe then left the shop feeling quite pleased with himself. He expected his niece to think the vase had broken in the mail. A few days later, he called his niece to see if the present had arrived. "Yes, Uncle Abe, but unfortunately, it was in 3 pieces when it was delivered." "What terrible luck." said Abe, "The Post Office is getting worse all the time." "It's really a shame," she replied. "It was so beautifully wrapped. Each piece separately." _____________________________________________________   ___________________________________________________ A man approaches a beautiful woman, and says, "Want a little company?" And the woman says, "Why? Do you have one to sell?" _______________________________________________ Reported by Dr Moe  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Olivia Jordan, 20, of Prescott, Richard Carlson, 32, from Dewey, Arizona, USA 
 Arizona woman walking funny was hiding 445 fentanyl pills in pants 
 Street value of pills was estimated at $10,000 An Arizona woman was found hiding 445 fentanyl pills in her pants after deputies noticed she was walking in an odd way during her arrest over the weekend, authorities said Wednesday. Olivia Jordan, 20, of Prescott, and Richard Carlson, 32, from Dewey, were arrested Sunday after deputies pulled their vehicle over for moving violations and suspected the pair were involved in illicit narcotics possession and possible narcotics sales, the Yavapai County Sheriffs Office said in a statement. Deputies deployed a K-9 to sniff the vehicle for narcotics and located 19 Xanax pills and multiple blue M-30 pills, all containing fentanyl. The K-9 also found methamphetamine. Jordan and Carlson were both arrested and their car was towed. But deputies said they noticed Jordan walking funny. Deputies noted that Jordan was walking in a manner indicating she may have contraband concealed in her pants, the sheriffs office said. Jordan refused to cooperate until deputies reminded her that bringing illegal items into jail would result in additional felony charges. She then admitted [to] carrying stuff in her pants and removed a clear bag containing approximately 445 fentanyl pills from her groin area, the statement said. Carlson confirmed his involvement in ongoing fentanyl sales in the area. Deputies also found he had a felony forgery warrant out of Maricopa County. The pair was charged with the sales of fentanyl pills and possession of drugs/narcotics. They were booked into the Camp Verde Detention Center.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Victoria RE: Is Open office really free?   Dear Webby, Is Open Office (or Office Liblre) really free, or is that just a sleazy 30 day teaser, and then comes the big bill? Thanks Victoria  Dear Victoria Open Office and Office Libre are really and honestly free. No catch. They are written and maintained by volunteers, who deserve MAJOR halos when they move up to the clouds. You are welcome to donate to their expenses, but they don't nag you. Just seeing Millions of people using and enjoying their programs is about all they can count on. What I find really remarkable is that you can pick up files, that have been written with Excel or WORD, work on them, and save them back in the original Microsoft format. Some teachers and professors insist on that because they have received incentives from sales people. No problem. You can do your work in Open Office or Office Libre, and save it in whatever format the bribed crooks demand. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too." ____________________________________________ The man said, "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. "She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market." "Sounds like you may be bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you," the man's lawyer suggested. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me." ____________________________________________ "In Mesa, AZ, police arrested a 71 year-old woman for running an amphetamine lab from a retirement home. The staff became suspicious when several of the residents were seen staying up after 7:30 pm." _______________________________ 
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 Today December 4 in 1791 Britain's Observer newspaper was first published. 1812 Peter Gaillard patented the power mower. 1867 The National Grange of Husbandry was founded. 1875 William Marcy Tweed, the "Boss" of New York City's Tammany Hall political organization, escaped from jail and fled from the U.S. 1918 U.S. President Woodrow Wilson set sail for France to attend the Versailles Peace Conference. Wilson became the first chief executive to travel to Europe while in office. 1942 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt ordered the dismantling of the Works Progress Administration. The program had been created in order to provide jobs during the Great Depression. Thanks to WWII it was no longer needed. 1942 U.S. bombers attacked the Italian mainland for the first time during World War II. 1943 Baseball Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis announced that any club was free to employ black players. 1965 The U.S. launched Gemini 7 with Air Force Lt. Col. Frank Borman and Navy Comdr. James A. Lovell on board. 1973 Pioneer 10 reached Jupiter. 1977 Jean-Bedel Bokassa, ruler of the Central African Empire, crowned himself emperor in a ceremony believed to have cost more than $100 million. He was deposed 2 years later. 1978 Dianne Feinstein became San Francisco's first woman mayor when she was named to replace George Moscone, who had been murdered. 1980 The bodies of four American nuns slain in El Salvador two days earlier were unearthed. Five national guardsmen were later convicted of the murders. 1983 U.S. jet fighters struck Syrian anti-aircraft positions in Lebanon in retaliation for attacks directed at American reconnaissance planes. Navy Lt. Robert O. Goodman Jr. was shot down and captured by Syria. 1984 A five-day hijack drama began as four men seized a Kuwaiti airliner en route to Pakistan and forced it to land in Tehran. Two American passengers were killed by the hijackers. 1986 Both U.S. houses of Congress moved to establish special committees to conduct their own investigations of the Iran-Contra affair. 1987 Cuban inmates at a federal prison in Atlanta freed their 89 hostages, peacefully ending an 11-day uprising. 1988 The government of Argentina announced that hundreds of heavily armed soldiers had ended a four-day military revolt. 1990 Iraq promised to release 3,300 Soviet citizens it was holding. 1991 Associated Press correspondent Terry Anderson was released after nearly seven years in captivity in Lebanon. 1991 Pan American World Airways ceased operations. 1992 U.S. President George H.W. Bush ordered American troops to lead a mercy mission to Somalia. 1993 The Angolan government and its UNITA guerrilla foes formally adopted terms for a truce. The conflict was killing an estimated 1,000 people per day. 1994 Bosnian Serbs released 53 out of about 400 UN peacekeepers they were holding as insurance against further NATO airstrikes. 1997 The National Basketball Association (NBA) suspended Latrell Sprewell of the Golden State Warriors for one year for choking and threatening to kill his coach, P.J. Carlesimo. 2000 O.J. Simpson was involved in an incident with another motorist in Miami, FL. Simpson was accused of scratching the other motorists face while pulling off the man's glasses. 2001 O.J. Simpson's home in Florida was raided by the FBI in an ongoing two year international investigation into drug trafficking, satellite service pilfering and money laundering. A planted but unused satellite tuner circuit board was taken from Simpson's home and no drugs were found. 2020 Do smiled. 
 

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