Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, August 8 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Minnesota man charged with beheading girlfriend is illegal immigrant from Cuba  ___________________________________________________ Today, August 8 in 1899 The refrigerator was patented by A.T. Marshall. ____________________________________________________ I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. --- Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) ____________________________________________________ A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the eight-foot fence with a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. They tore down the ten-foot fence and put up a fifteen-foot fence. He was out again the next morning. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody thinks to lock the gate at night!" ____________________________________________________   I love seeing pictures of fur babies, thank you! Here's my little girl that I adopted a little over 3 months ago, she's now 4 1/2 months old and she's the Queen. Lol Please take care! Yolanda ____________________________________________________ In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it, "THINK!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "THOAP!" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Alexis Saborit-Viltres, 42, Shakopee, Minnesota, USA  Minnesota man charged with beheading girlfriend is illegal immigrant from Cuba  A Minnesota man charged with beheading his girlfriend is an illegal immigrant from Cuba who Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has been unable to deport, the agency confirmed to Fox News on Thursday. Alexis Saborit-Viltres is charged with second-degree murder in Shakopee, Minnesota, after he allegedly beheaded his girlfriend, America Mafalda Thayer, and dumped her body at an intersection in Shakopee in front of horrified witnesses. Fox 9 reported that the witnesses "described seeing a car stop near the intersection and the driver, Saborit, swinging an object near the passenger door." He then reportedly dragged what looked like a body out of the car and walked away from the scene. ICE spokesman Shawn Neudauer confirmed to Fox News that Saborit-Viltres is an illegal immigrant from Cuba with a lengthy violent criminal history, with multiple convictions in Minnesota and Louisiana for domestic abuse/assault battery, driving under the influence and fleeing a police officer. "He has pending charges for first-degree arson-dwelling, first-degree criminal damage to property, and obstruct legal process-interfere with peace officer stemming from a 2020 arrest in Scott County, Minnesota; he also has pending charges for murder, second degree (2021) based on his recent local arrest, also in Scott County," Neudauer said. ICE had attempted to remove Saborit-Viltres to Cuba in 2012 and secured an order of removal against him from an immigration judge. However, Cuba would not accept him and would not provide travel documents. Saborit-Viltres' immigration status was first reported by Power Line. Meanwhile, ICE is limited by a 2001 Supreme Court decision for how long it can detain those who are subject to a deportation order to just six months. As a result, Saborit-Viltres was released back into the U.S. on an order of supervision in 2012, requiring he occasionally check in with an ICE office. An ICE official told Fox News that the Cuban national had initially entered the U.S. in 2007 across the southern border via El Paso. Fox 9 reported that Saborit allegedly told police that he dated Thayer for a few years. Thayer reportedly told him that she wanted to break up and he allegedly told police that she had "gone too far." Police say he admitted to killing her with a knife, the report said. 
 DearWebby's tech support pits From: Cammie Re: Can keyboards be cleaned in the dishwasher? DearWebby My keyboard is getting rather grungy, mostly because of my kids eating while playing. Can I clean it in the dish-washer? Cammie  Dear Cammie Yes, modern keyboards can handle that quite safely. There are no old-fashioned electrical contacts inside, just keys getting closer to a chip, that measures capacitance. Just make sure you dry it well afterward. Have FUN! DearWebby 
 Psycho-ceramics ..... the study of crackpots. 
 If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can!
 
 If you like my work,
 Please donate a dollar, 
 or two, if you can afford it!
 Please, help me stay online!
 
 _____________________________________________ 
 The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand." "And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the medic said. "Nah," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your Lamborghini!" ____________________________________________ A husband had been away for a few months and had a romantic evening planned for him and his wife. He sent the two older kids to the movies but could not persuade the youngest boy to go along. Finally he makes a deal with the boy. If the boy will go sit on the curb in front of their house, the father will give the boy $5 for every man he sees go by in a red hat. A while later the little boy comes running into the house and bangs on the bedroom door and shouts "Dad, are you sure you can afford that ? You'd better come outside, there's a Shriner convention in town and they are all marching up our street. Looks like about 650 of them." ____________________________________________ 3 year-old Kelli went with her neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. The pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the Host-in, this practise case, a piece of bread- he says: "God be with you." Apparently this made quite an impression on Kelli. She came home and told her mother to cup her hands and bend down. Kelli took a piece of bread from her sandwich, placed it in her mother's hands, and whispered, in her most angelic voice: "God will get you." ______________________________________________ 
 Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. 
 ___________________________________________________  
 Today, August 8, in 1356 Edward "the Black Prince" began a raid north from Aquitaine. 1815 Napoleon Bonaparte set sail for St. Helena, in the South Atlantic. The remainder of his life was spent there in exile. 1844 After the killing of Joseph Smith on June 27, Bringham Young was chosen to lead the Mormons. 1876 Thomas Edison received a patent for the mimeograph. The mimeograph was a "method of preparing autographic stencils for printing." 1899 The refrigerator was patented by A.T. Marshall. 1911 The number of representatives in the U.S. House of Representatives was established at 435. There was one member of Congress for every 211,877 residents. 1940 The German Luftwaffe began a series of daylight air raids on Great Britain. 1945 The United Nations Charter was signed by U.S. President Truman. 1945 During World War II, two days after the Hiroshima bomb, the Soviet Union declared war on Japan. 1950 Whataburger opened its restaurant in Corpus Christi, TX. 1953 The U.S. and South Korea initiated a mutual security pact. 1956 Japan launched an oil tanker that was 780 feet long and weighed 84,730 tons. It was the largest oil tanker in the world. 1966 Michael DeBakey became the first surgeon to install an artificial heart pump in a patient. 1974 U.S. President Nixon announced that he would resign the following day. 1978 The U.S. launched Pioneer Venus II, which carried scientific probes to study the atmosphere of Venus. 1988 It was announced that a cease-fire between Iraq and Iran had begun. 1989 The space shuttle Columbia took off from Cape Canaveral, FL. The trip was said to be a secret five-day military mission. 1990 American forces began positioning in Saudia Arabia. 1991 John McCarthy, a British TV producer, was released by his Lebanese kidnappers. He had been held captive for more than five years. A rival group abducted Jerome Leyraud in retaliation and threatened to kill him if any more hostages were released. 1991 The U.N. Security Council approved North and South Korea for membership. 1992 The "Dream Team" clinched the gold medal at the Barcelona Summer Olympics. The U.S. basketball team beat Croatia 117-85. 1994 The first road link between Israel and Jordan opened. 1994 Representatives from China and Taiwan signed a cooperation agreement. 1995 Saddam Hussein's two eldest daughters, their husbands, and several senior army officers defected. 2000 The submarine H.L. Hunley was raised from ocean bottom after 136 years. The sub had been lost during an attack on the U.S.S. Housatonic in 1864. The Hunley was the first submarine in history to sink a warship. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
If you can help with the cost of the
 Humor Letter, please donate what you can!
 
  

Go to TOP  
 Well, Do , that's all for today.

 Have FUN !
 Dear Webby from Webby.com 

Please give a friend a subscription to the Humor Letter 

 
If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter,
 please vote for it at the Ezine Finder:  
 Thanks for your votes!
 

 
 ARCHIVE: If you missed previous issues, you can see them 
 in the Humor Letter Blog at http://webby.com/humor/blog
 
 If the greeting on top does NOT have your first name, 
 or at least your favorite nickname, please tell me. 
 I can correct that in two seconds and greet you properly 
 from then on. 

 If you want to give a gift subscription to a friend, but don't 
 have time to subscribe her or him, just hit REPLY and tell me. 
 I will gladly enter them for you and send them a confirmation request. 

 To reply to me personally, just hit REPLY or write to humor@webby.com 

 If you do not normally get the Humor Letter every day, and this was the first time, 
 then a friend sent you a one time sample or maybe even gave you a gift subscription. 
 If you like the Humor Letter, then you can subscribe at http://webby.com/sub.html
 You can also UNsubscribe there. 

 If you don't want to receive the Webby Humor Letter, 
 please unsubscribe by clicking the link below: 
 You are currently subscribed to the Regular HTML version with this address:
 newsletter@newslettercollector.com 
UNSUBSCRIBE from the regular HTMLversion 
 Give a friend a free gift subscription to the Humor Letter