Good Morning, Do, Today is Wednesday, August 30 Has anyone seen BLACK LIVES MATTER, ANTIFA, or BLACK PANTHERS helping in South Texas? Have Fun! Dearwebby Todays Bonehead Award: North Dakota woman accused in death of pregnant woman and kidnapping of newborn Bonehead ______________________________________________________ Today, Aug 30 in 1645 American Indians and the Dutch made a peace treaty at New Amsterdam. New Amsterdam later became known as New York. See More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
______________________________________________________ The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. --- Kilgore Trout, Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. --- Trey Parker and Matt Stone Every war has two sides, and just two. One of them is called the enemy side. --- Tacitus Nowadays, there is a third side, the media. ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A man and women who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, hate to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea" she replied, "just for tonight, let's pretend we are married." "Wow, that's a great idea," he exclaimed. "Good" she replied, "get your own damn blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted, long and loud. _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Groan Alert from Sandie! Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre? After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!" I suppose that you thought I lacked DeGaulle to send you a story like this ~~!!! ______________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Brooke Lynn Crews, 38, William Henry Hoehn, 32 Fargo, North Dakota North Dakota woman accused in death of pregnant woman and kidnapping of newborn New details have emerged in the case of a North Dakota couple charged in the death of their eight-months-pregnant neighbor and the kidnapping of a baby believed to be hers, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE. Brooke Lynn Crews, 38, and her boyfriend, 32-year-old William Henry Hoehn, are charged in the death of neighbor Savanna LaFontaine-Greywind, who had last been seen Aug. 19 before her body was found in a river Sunday night. According to the documents, Hoehn allegedly told police he arrived home from work on Aug. 19 to find Crews cleaning up blood in the bathroom. She was also holding a baby girl and allegedly told him, This is our baby, this is our family, the charging documents state. A newborn girl, believed to be LaFontaine-Greywind's, was found in the apartment of the suspects, which the pregnant woman visited hours before she was reported missing. According to the court documents, Crews told detectives she had invited LaFontaine-Greywind to the couple's apartment and taught the pregnant woman how to self-induce birth by breaking her own water. Crews claimed LaFontaine-Greywind gave her the baby on Aug. 21 two days after LaFontaine-Greywind vanished from the same apartment building. Hoehn allegedly told police he removed garbage bags containing bloody towels and his own bloody shoes and allegedly left them in a dumpster in West Fargo. Crews and Hoehn have each been charged with conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit kidnapping and providing false information to law enforcement. They have not yet entered pleas to the charges against them. It is unclear if they have lawyers who could comment on their behalf. Both Hoehn and Crews remained in jail on Monday without bond. _________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Robin Re: KVM plus Audio switch Dear Webby, Starting soon I will have 2 computers on my desk. I understand you can connect both computers with a KVM switch but will connecting 2 computers to one monitor sacrifice performance? I see that there is a switch which includes a speaker and microphone but I don't think that is necessary..I only need speakers for one computer, which I already have..I don't think including an audio set with the switch means you won't have audio unless you get a switch with this feature, but I'm not sure. Your opinion? Thanks....R.J. Dear Robin There is no loss of hardware performance. You only need an audio switch included if you run the audio through your home or office stereo, like I do. However, if you use the little squeakers, that come with computers, connected to each machine, then each will have it's own sound anyway. Personally, I did not bother with an audio switch. Computer 1 goes to the stereo, computer 2 uses it's own squeakers. Those are plenty good enough for error beeps and announcement pings. Have FUN! DearWebby Thanks to Cookie for this story: Our dog, Longie, suddenly began barking daily at 4 a.m. Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the back yard for what might have disturbed this otherwise placid animal. For three mornings in a row he found nothing amiss. Then the dog woke up the neighborhood again at 3 a.m. with frantic barking. When Larry looked out the window, he discovered someone throwing pebbles to land near Longie. Larry hurried outside and confronted the culprit. Crouching on the other side of the fence was our very quiet neighbor, the last man you'd suspect of wrongdoing. My husband demanded to know what he was doing. "My mother-in-law is visiting," the embarrassed neighbor explained. "She said If she loses her beauty sleep one more night, she says she'll leave." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Freezing Green Tomatoes Don't waste all the green tomatoes left over at the end of the growing season. Wash and slice the tomatoes. Pour out some yellow cornmeal in a shallow dish. Coat the tomatoes well. Stack the slices in baggies and freeze. Next time you want Fried Green Tomatoes, just place them in your buttered pan and fry! Salt, pepper or seasonings can be added at this time. By Mairmie ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours. Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says; "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home." A voice from the back of the room says, "There's a calendar behind you." ___________________________________________________ | | People have always mugged for the camera. Be sure to look at Volumes 1, 2 and 3 too. 2017. |
___________________________________________________ Thanks to Dave for this: My sister went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table and declared, "I think she's too young to get married." "Why do you say that?" I asked. "Because," she said, "they registered for Nintendo games." | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
____________________________________________________ >From Liz Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married." "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!" ____________________________________________________ | Today, August 30, in 1146 European leaders outlawed the crossbow, the original "Equalizer". 1645 American Indians and the Dutch made a peace treaty at New Amsterdam. New Amsterdam later became known as New York. 1682 William Penn sailed from England and later established the colony of Pennsylvania in America. 1780 General Benedict Arnold secretly promised to surrender the West Point fort to the British army. 1806 New York City's second daily newspaper, the "Daily Advertiser," was published for the last time. 1809 Charles Doolittle Walcott first discovered fossils near Burgess Pass. He named the site Burgess Shale after nearby Mt. Burgess. 1862 The Confederates defeated Union forces at the second Battle of Bull Run in Manassas, VA. 1928 The Independence of India League was established in India. 1941 During World War II, the Nazis severed the last railroad link between Leningrad and the rest of the Soviet Union. 1945 General Douglas MacArthur set up Allied occupation headquarters in Japan. 1951 The Philippines and the United States signed a defense pact. 1956 In Louisianna, the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway opened. 1960 A partial blockade was imposed on West Berlin by East Germany. 1963 The "Hotline" between Moscow and Washington, DC, went into operation. 1965 Thurgood Marshall was confirmed by the U.S. Senate as a Supreme Court justice. Marshall was the first black justice to sit on the Supreme Court. 1982 P.L.O. leader Yasir Arafat left Beirut for Greece. 1983 The space shuttle Challenger blasted off with Guion S. Bluford Jr. aboard. He was the first black American to travel in space. 1984 The space shuttle Discovery lifted off for the first time. On the voyage three communications satellites were deployed. 1984 U.S. President Ronald Reagan, and several others, were inducted into the Sportscasters Hall of Fame. 1991 The Soviet republic of Azerbaijan declared its independence. 1994 Rosa Parks was robbed and beaten by Joseph Skipper. Parks was known for her refusal to give up her seat on a bus in 1955, which sparked the civil rights movement. 1994 The largest U.S. defense contractor was created when the Lockheed and Martin Marietta corporations agreed to a merger. 1996 An expedition to raise part of the Titanic failed when the nylon lines being used to raise part of the hull snapped. 1999 The residents of East Timor overwhelmingly voted for independence from Indonesia. The U.N. announced the result on September 4. 2002 Conoco Inc. and Phillips Petroleum merged to create ConocoPhillips. The new company was the third largest integrated energy company and the second largest refining company in the U.S. 2017 Do smiled. |
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