Good Morning, Do, Today is Tuesday, January 30 Thank you, Moe!!! Back in the saddle again! If the first Super Blue Moon Eclipse in 150 years interests you, it is tomorrow night. If you live in North America or the Hawaiian Islands, this lunar eclipse will be visible in your sky before sunrise on January 31. On the other hand, if you live in the Middle East, Asia, Indonesia, Australia or New Zealand, this lunar eclipse will happen in the evening hours after sunset on January 31.   Eclipse of the moon, but not a Super Blue Moon. Click through for the full size picture. I hope you have clear skies for tis once in a lifetime event! If you don't have clear skies, you will still experince the clouds suddenly go dark. Have FUN! Dearwebby Todays Bonehead Award: Suspect in manhunt said he'd die before going back to jail, got rattled with PIT maneuvre   Bonehead ______________________________________________________ Today, January 29 in 1820 Britain's King George III died insane at Windsor Castle. See More of what happened on this day in history.
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 ______________________________________________________ Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. --- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  ______________________________________________________ A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion. Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d'oeuvres in the land. Naturally, the millionaire's less wealthy friends couldn't help but feel jealous. In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty. "Simple", grinned the millionaire, "I faked my age." His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he told her he was. "87 !" he replied. ----------- I am not a millionaire, yet, but if she can fake "not too old", I can fake 87. Does that count? ______________________________________________________ Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!" _____________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________   Mt Mayon, Philipines _____________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________________ Thanks to Chris for this story: My son, Mitchell, a kindergartner, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom have been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, Mitchell bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: "G"-"O"-"D." "Look what I spelled, Mom!" Mitch exclaimed, a proud smile on his face. "That's wonderful!" I praised him. "Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight." That Catholic education is certainly having an impact, I thought, happily. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen. "Mom? How do you spell 'zilla?" _____________________________________________________ From Nancy: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Justin Llewelyn, 33, Salt Lake City, Utah  Suspect in manhunt said he'd die before going back to jail, got rattled with PIT maneuvre  Justin Llewelyn, the man who sparked a five-day manhunt after allegedly shooting a homeowner and firing at two police officers, told others he would rather be killed by officers than go to jail, police say. "(Llewelyn) told numerous people that he was not going to go to jail and he would do 'suicide by cop,'" a Salt Lake County Jail report states. Despite those menacing threats, Llewelyn was taken into custody Wednesday without any gunfire following a chase through Utah County. A deputy sustained minor injuries when he T-boned the pickup truck Llewelyn was driving. "My entire thought process was (to) get this guy stopped any way I can," Utah County sheriff's deputy Justin Mortensen said Thursday, adding he had been told the suspect was likely armed. Llewelyn, 33, was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of three counts of attempted murder, aggravated robbery, aggravated burglary, possession of a firearm by a restricted person, failing to stop for police and theft by receiving stolen property. On Saturday morning, a Unified police officer attempted to stop and talk to Llewelyn about his possible involvement in car burglaries in the area, the report states. Llewelyn ran off. And while the officer was running after him, "the officer heard what he believed were gunshots" coming from Llewelyn. A short time later, a second officer confronted Llewelyn who "began firing a handgun in the officer's direction," the report states. Llewelyn again ran off, this time into the home of Steve Smith, police say. Smith said he found Llewelyn in his garage trying to steal his car. That's when Smith said Llewelyn fired multiple shots at him, striking the homeowner in the chest and side. Investigators launched a large manhunt for Llewelyn that lasted for five days. Between 3:30 p.m. and 3:45 p.m. Wednesday, the Violent Fugitive Apprehension Strike Force a team consisting of U.S. marshals, Unified police and other local agencies spotted Llewelyn sitting in a stolen pickup truck at Bicentennial Park, 1600 E. 1440 South, in Provo, said Unified Police Lt. Brian Lohrke. He called it good investigative work and not just coincidence that the strike force spotted Llewelyn in Utah County, but he declined to go into detail. "He's parked and stationary and the detectives are putting together a plan to take him into custody right there because he was still parked," Lohrke said. The strike force called the Utah County Sheriff's Office to have deputies get in position should the man flee, he said. While that was happening, Llewelyn started to drive away. When he got onto State Street, the strike force attempted to pull him over, Lohrke said. That's when Llewelyn fled. The ensuing 20-minute, 10-mile chase went south on U.S. 89 through Springville into Spanish Fork. In Spanish Fork, Llewelyn turned his truck around and started heading north on Main Street toward I-15, according to Lohrke. At that point, Mortensen sought to make a PIT manuever on the pickup truck, Lohrke said, intentionally bumping the fleeing vehicle in an attempt to get it to spin out. In this case, the vehicles crashed, causing heavy damage to both the police car and the truck. As soon as the truck came to a stop, a large number of officers with guns drawn swarmed on the vehicle. No other motorists were injured. "He pretty much gave up at that point. I think he was a little rattled. But detectives were on him pretty quick," Lohrke said. Llewelyn was treated for minor injuries at a local hospital before being booked into jail. Mortensen, who has worked in Utah County law enforcement for 20 years, said he "just happened to be in the right spot" Wednesday afternoon. Mortensen had a sore, bandaged wrist and cuts on his arms. He said his face felt sunburned from his air bag's deployment, but he suffered no broken bones and would do the same maneuver again today, if needed. Llewelyn surrendered, Lohrke said, despite telling others that he was willing to die at the hands of police, and despite officers spotting a handgun inside the truck. Usually, with a pit maneuvre the chaser gently nudges the fugitive's rear bumper and gets him to spin out and hit a tree or bushes. In this case, the chaser was not following the fugitive, but going in the opposite direction, at high speed. So he crossed over and T-boned the fugitive.  The fugitive was "a bit rattled" and did not resist arrest after that.  _________________________________  Tech Support Pits From: Yuko Re: MalwareBytes Dear Webby, I love Malwarebytes, but yesterday's update seems to be buggy. Is that just my computer messed up, or is it really MalwareBytes? Yuko  Dear Yuko It was indeed a buggy update. They admitted it on their forum within hours and had a tearful apology and a fix available. Just download the current update and reboot, and if you get that yellow pop-up about not all levels of protection being enabled, close it with CTRL F4. That is the bug. You don't need the Web Site protection anyway, unless you let little kids use your machine. It is just an overactive Babysitter. You can also turn it off from the Dashboard in the account manager. Have FUN! DearWebby   
Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft.  Thanks to Anna for this story: I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice mail on the desk that needs to be taken down to the Post Office. OK, I'm going to the Post Office . . . BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail that was delivered. I lay the car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk . . . BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out. But since I'm going to be near the mailbox, I'll address a few bills . . Yes, Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there is my empty coffee cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look for those checks . . . BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I start to head for the kitchen and look out at my balcony, notice the flowers need a drink of water because of the extreme heat. I put the cup on the counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll just put them away . . . BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and . . . Aaaagh! Someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the plants on my balcony . . . BUT FIRST I need to find those checks. END OF DAY: The patio has not been cleaned, bills still unpaid, cup still on the counter, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys . . . And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because . . . I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is serious . . . I should get help . . . BUT FIRST . . . I think I'll check my e-mail. 
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 As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, estimated to be 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour a few Million years ago, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!" ____________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Create Your Ideal Budget  Start by listing everything that you spend money on each month and how much you spend. Add up the list to get your current total budget. Once you have that information you can start creating your ideal budget. Look for ways that you can cut your spending in each category and then list the ideal amount next to current amount. At the end of the month, calculate your spending and see how close you came to meeting your ideal spending amounts.  Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com  ____________________________________________________  A judge is at lunch one hot summer day and orders coffee with his meal. His companion says, "In this weather, you ought to order iced drinks, Judge -- sharp, iced drinks. Have you ever tried a gin and tonic?" "No," says the judge. "But I have tried many men who have."  
 
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 President Calvin Coolidge was notorious for his reluctance to talk. One Sunday he went to church by himself, and when he returned to the White House, his wife asked, "Was the sermon good?" "Yes," the President told her. "What was it about?" she asked. "Sin." "What did the minister say?" "Seems to be against it." ___________________________________________________ 
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 Today, January 29, in 1820 Britain's King George III died insane at Windsor Castle. 1845 Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" was published for the first time in the "New York Evening Mirror." 1848 Greenwich Mean Time was adopted by Scotland. 1850 Henry Clay introduced in the Senate a compromise bill on slavery that included the admission of California into the Union as a free state. 1856 Britain's highest military decoration, the Victoria Cross, was founded by Queen Victoria. 1886 The first successful petrol-driven motorcar, built by Karl Benz, was patented. 1916 In World War I, Paris was bombed by German zeppelins for the first time. 1924 R. Taylor patented the ice cream cone rolling machine. 1940 The W. Atlee Burpee Seed Company displayed the first tetraploid flowers at the New York City Flower Show. 1949 "The Newport News" was commissioned as the first air-conditioned naval ship in Virginia. 1963 Britain was refused entry into the EEC. 1966 "Sweet Charity" opened at the Palace Theatre in New York City. It ran for 608 performances. 1979 U.S. President Carter formally welcomed Chinese Vice Premier Deng Xiaoping to the White House. The visit followed the establishment of diplomatic relations. 1987 "Physician's Weekly" announced that the smile on the face of Leonardo DeVinci's Mona Lisa was caused by a "...facial paralysis resulting from a swollen nerve behind the ear." 1990 Joseph Hazelwood, the former skipper of the Exxon Valdez, went on trial in Anchorage, AK, on charges that stemmed from America's worst oil spill. Hazelwood was later acquitted of all the major charges and was convicted of a misdemeanor. 1996 French President Jacques Chirac announced the "definitive end" to nuclear testing. 1996 La Fenice, the 204 year old opera house in Venice, was destroyed by fire. Arson was suspected. 1997 America Online agreed to give refunds to frustrated customers under threat of lawsuits across the country. Customers were unable to log on after AOL offered a flat $19.95-a-month rate. 1998 A bomb exploded at an abortion clinic in Birmingham, AL, killing an off-duty policeman and severely wounding a nurse. Eric Rudolph was charged with this bombing and three other attacks in Atlanta. 1999 Paris prosecutors announced the end of the investigation into the accident that killed Britain's Princess Diana. 1999 The U.S. Senate delivered subpoenas for Monica Lewinsky and two presidential advisers for private, videotaped testimony in the impeachment trial. 2001 In Indonesia, thousands of student protesters stormed the parliament property and demanded that President Abdurrahman Wahid quit due to his alleged involvement in two corruption scandals. Wahid announced that he would not resign. 2014 Archaeologists announced that they had uncovered what they believed to be the oldest temple in Roman antiquity. The temple was found at the Sant'Omobono site in central Rome. he Sant'Omobono temple site dates to 7th 6th century BC, making this pair the oldest known temple remains in Rome. 2018 Do smiled. 
 
 

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