Good Morning, Do, Today is Sunday, February 12 Today in 2013 North Korea conducted its third underground nuclear test. in 2017 North Korea conducted another ballistic missile launch. So what? Even though the left wing media rarely mentions it, Japan routinely hauls 5 ton loads of supplies to the space station. Precisely to the door. They have all kinds of rocket capabilities, know how to make bombs, and could easily unload the scrap from the broken powerplants as bombs. The same goes for South Korea. Like Japan, they don't brag about what kind of armament they have, but you can be assured that it is more than shiploads of Subarus and industrial robots and computers. If North Korea gets too uppity and does more than bragging outside the bar, somebody will reset them back to the stone age. In the meantime, it is good, that they squander their meagre resources on building nukes at 2 BILLION dollars each. That keeps them broke. The same goes for Iran. Have FUN! DearWebby Todays Bonehead Award: Estibaliz Carranza, aka the Ice Cream Killer, is too cold- blooded for a female prison, was moved to a prison for men. Details at  Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 11 in 1973 The State of Ohio went metric, becoming the first in the U.S. to post metric distance signs. strike against them.  See More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. --- George Bernard Shaw ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  ______________________________________________________ There was a horrible automobile crash and the driver of the car lay on the side of the road dying. A passerby said to him kindly, "Why don't you say a prayer?" "I don't know any," said the stricken man. "Has anybody had any contact with religion?" the guy asked the people standing around. "As a boy we used to live next to a Catholic Church," one guy admitted. "That's it!" said the well-wisher. "Just repeat what you heard in the church!" "Okay," then he sang out: "Under the B: 10, Under the I: 25, Under the N: 64, Under the G,12, Under the O, 7, BINGO!" ______________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________ Bunny and Bob, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually, they abandoned the chat room for a more intimate correspondence. After months of virtual kinkiness, the two decided to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe. Bunny arrived a little late. One customer, a short, frail man with an eye patch, sat at the back of the cafe. "Are you Bob?" asked Bunny. "Yes I am," said Bob. "Unbelievable!" Bunny exclaimed. "You told me that you were tall, dark and handsome." "How do you think I feel?" Bob asked, his face turning red. "You told me that you were skinny, blonde, and... female!" ______________________________________________________   Harbin, China Ice Festival ______________________________________________________ 
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 ______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Estibaliz Carranza, 38, Asten jail, Austria  Dangerous female Ice Cream Killer moved to all-male prison in Austria.  Estibaliz Carranza, aka the Ice Cream Killer, is too cold- blooded for a female prison, was moved to a prison for men. Carranza, 38, who brutally murdered her husband and a lover in 2008 after they failed to get her pregnant, is being moved to a special center in Asten, Austria. Officials are citing the danger she poses as the reason. She killed both men, cut them up with a chainsaw and hid them in an ice cream freezer at the parlor she owned, masking the smell with air freshener, Metro reports. The Mexican-born-Spaniard will be housed at a facility currently holding 91 male prisoners, with 13 female inmates en route there. Also stationed at the new destination are 45 nurses, 18 therapists, four doctors and eight prison guards. The facility featuring a lounge and TV area allows for free movement and has single and double rooms, along with cooking amenities. Court psychologist Heidi Kastner, who testified during the earlier trial, said that Carranza was accountable for her actions and that she had a high chance of relapse, Metro writes. The psychologist had also suggested therapy would not work for the killer. In a joint statement, her lawyers, Rudolf Mayer and Werner Tomanek, said, It is important that our client can finally be comprehensively treated. Mayer and Tomanek are ultimately seeking to get Carranza moved to a prison in her native Spain. However, the inmate bears the burden of having to prove herself cured.  ______________________________________________________  Tech Support Pits From: Maryanne Re: Merging mail from different machines Dear Webby I replaced my old computer at year end, but kept using the old one for almost a month for mail. How can I pull that mail across to the new one without overwriting the mailboxes that I have there with the February stuff in it? Thanks Maryanne  Dear Maryanne Go to the old machine and use your email program to rename the mailboxes that you want. For example rename "Recipes" to "Recipes-1". Then shut down the mail program on both machines and copy the Recipes-1" mailbox to the new computer, right beside where you find "Recipes". Most email programs have TWO files for each mailbox, for example IN.mbx and IN.toc . Some name them slightly different. You need both. When you start up the mail program, you will see both "Recipes" and "Recipes-1". Now you can just transfer the mails you want from one mailbox to another. Have FUN! DearWebby    Lisa reported for her final liberal arts examination, which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she was finished with the exam, whereas the rest of the class was sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she began to desperately throw the coin, mutter and sweat. The moderator was a little confused, so he approached her and asked what she was doing. She said, "I finished the exam in half an hour, so I thought I would go back and recheck my answers." 
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 Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Fruity Valentine Gelatin By joanWZ [33 Posts, 9 Comments] It's a fruity dessert for Valentine's Day! Not just for boyfriends and girlfriends but because I am a mom, for the whole family. I especially made this recipe for my two kids. Prep Time: 3 mins. Cook Time: 5 mins. Total Time: 10 mins. It's a fruity dessert for Valentine's Day! Not just for boyfriends and girlfriends but because I am a mom, for the whole family. I especially made this recipe for my two kids. Prep Time: 3 mins. Cook Time: 5 mins. Total Time: 10 mins. Fruity Valentine Gelatin Ingredients: 3 cups water 1 sachet gelatin 1 cup white sugar 2 slices papaya, cut into small slices (or any fruit you want) 2 Tbsp sprinkles Steps: In a pan on low heat, add water and sachet of gelatin. Stir for 2 minutes on low heat. After 2 minutes add the sugar. Then, prepare the mold for the gelatin, and place the cut papaya fruit. After 5 minutes of stirring pour mixture through a strainer into the mold. This will eliminate lumps in the gelatin. Put it in the refrigerator for 30 minutes. Remove from mold. Decorate with sprinkles, chocolate chips, honey or anything you like. It is now ready to serve!   
  
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 ____________________________________________________ A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally, the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, this house wouldn't be here!" Just as upset, the wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here either." ___________________________________________________  
  
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 Today on February 12 1541 The city of Santiago, Chile was founded. 1554 Lady Jane Grey was beheaded after being charged with treason. She had claimed the throne of England for only nine days. 1733 Savannah, GA, was founded by English colonist James Oglethorpe. 1870 In the Utah Territory, women gained the right to vote. 1878 Frederick W. Thayer patented the baseball catchers mask. 1879 The first artificial ice rink opened in North America. It was at Madison Square Garden in New York City, NY. 1907 A collision of the steamer Larchmont and a schooner resulted in the death of more than 300 people. The incident occurred off New England's Block Island. 1909 The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) was founded. 1912 China's boy emperor Hsuan T'ung announced that he was abdicating, ending the Manchu Ch'ing dynasty. Subsequently, the Republic of China was established. 1918 All theatres in New York City were shut down in an effort to conserve coal for WWI. 1940 Mutual Radio presented the first broadcast of the radio play "The Adventures of Superman." 1971 James Cash (J.C.) Penney died at the age of 95. The company closed for business for one-half day as a memorial to the company's founder. 1973 The State of Ohio went metric, becoming the first in the U.S. to post metric distance signs. 1973 American prisoners of war were released for the first time during the Vietnam conflict. 1993 In Liverpool, England, a 2-year-old boy, James Bulger, was lured away from his mother at a shopping mall and beaten to death. Two ten-year-old boys were responsible. 1998 A U.S. federal judge declared that the presidential line-item veto was unconstitutional. 2001 The space probe NEAR landed on the asteroid Eros. It was the first time that any craft had landed on a small space rock. 2002 Kenneth Lay, former Enron CEO, exercised his constitutional rights and refused to testify to the U.S. Congress about the collapse of Enron. 2002 The trial of former Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic began at the U.N. tribunal in The Hague. Milosevic was accused of war crimes during the Balkan wars of the 1990s. 2002 Pakistan charged three men in connection with the kidnapping of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl in Karachi. 2002 Princess Stephanie of Monaco and Franco Knie won a defamation-of-character lawsuit against the Swiss magazine "Facts." The case involved a photomontage created by the magazine. 2003 The U.N. nuclear agency declared North Korea in violation of international treaties. The complaint was sent to the Security Council. 2004 Mattel announced that "Barbie" and "Ken" were breaking up. The dolls had met on the set of their first television commercial together in 1961. 2013 North Korea conducted its third underground nuclear test. 2017 North Korea conducted another ballistic missile launch. 2017 Do smiled.
 
 

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