Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, February 20 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today, February 20, in 1962, John Glenn made space history when he orbited the world three times in 4 hours, 55 minutes. He was the first American to orbit the Earth. He was aboard the Friendship 7 Mercury capsule. Glenn witnessed the Devil's Cigarette Lighter while in flight. ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Meta employee caught in pedophile sting video ___________________________________________________ Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke. --- Hermann Hesse (1877 - 1962) Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. --- Henri-Frdric Amiel "Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones." --- Benjamin Franklin ___________________________________________________ Mary and her new boyfriend were at her son's volleyball game when she noticed an adult couple in the bleachers. They were being VERY affectionate. She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear. He had a hand on her chest. Mary said to her boyfriend, "I don't know whether to watch them or the game." He said, "Watch THEM! You already KNOW how to play volleyball!" ___________________________________________________ During a sermon the pastor stated that money wasn't important in the afterlife, because in heaven, there is no money. One parishioner loudly stage-whispered to his wife, "Did you hear that, Maude? We're already in heaven." ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Kathrina was visiting the modern art museum and turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she sneered, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jerren A. Miles hiding now Meta employee caught in pedophile sting video Facebook/Meta's Manager of Community Development, Jeren A. Miles, was allegedly caught in an amateur child sex sting. YouTube channel "Predator Catchers Indianapolis" live- streamed their interrogation of him. An employee of Facebook parent company Meta was reportedly captured on video admitting to sending sexually explicit messages to a person he believed to be a 13-year-old boy. Jeren Miles, manager of community development at Meta, was filmed by a group of anti-pedophile activists discussing sending sexually explicit texts with a person who said they were a 13-year-old boy. Miles allegedly planned to meet the boy at a hotel, according to the video. A Meta spokesperson confirmed to the Daily Caller News Foundation that the man was a Meta employee, but was no longer with the company. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Julie Re: Microfiber Dear Webby You used to occasionally mention Microfiber cloths in the 90s. Some people recommend them, some warn about them. How do you wash them? What's the real story? Julie Dear Julie Microfiber cloths are great! I still have some, that I bought from a lady named Julie Bess in Tucson in the 90s. She went off the Internet and started working for GM in the late 90s. If you are still alive, Julie, Hi! To wash them, use warm, not hot water. Use mild soap and not too much. Air dry in sunlight or at low temperature in the dryer. If you use them on your luxury body in the shower, wring them out well, then spread them out on the shower top rail for drying. If you don't wring them out, then they get stiff, but get rejuvenated if you wash them with your laundry. Best not to use dryer sheets. If you forgot, just wash them again and remember not to use dryer sheets. That's all! Have FUN! DearWebby PUN WARNING: At a church meeting the topic was "Burial or Cremation?" Two of the people got rather worked up. One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!" The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes from fossilized bones, so if you have yourself buried all you will be doing is making a fuel of yourself!" | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was." ______________________________________________ Friday, we had a tornado drill. We were in the generator pit under underneath the garage and there's a PA announcement "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows." Somebody yelled out: "Quick, get to a DOS prompt!" (hit START, type cmd, hit ENTER ) ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that he left his left-turn indicator on and seems to have forgotten about it." ___________________________________________________ | Today, February 20, in 1673, The first recorded wine auction took place in London. 1792, U.S. President George Washington signed the Postal Service Act that created the U.S. Post Office. 1809, The U.S. Supreme Court ruled the power of the federal government was greater than that of any individual state. 1815, The USS Constitution, under Captain Charles Stewart fought the British ships Cyane and Levant. The Constitution captures both, but lost the Levant after encountering a British squadron. The Constitution and the Cyane returned to New York safely on May 15, 1815. The Cyane was purchased and became the USS Cyane. 1839, The U.S. Congress prohibited dueling in the District of Columbia. 1872, Luther Crowell received a patent for a machine that manufactured paper bags. 1872, Silas Noble and J.P. Cooley patented the toothpick manufacturing machine. 1901, The first territorial legislature of Hawaii convened. 1921, The motion picture "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" was released starring Rudolph Valentino. 1931, The U.S. Congress allowed California to build the Oakland Bay Bridge. 1933, The U.S. House of Representatives completed congressional action on the amendment to repeal Prohibition. 1944, "Big Week" began as U.S. bombers began raiding German aircraft manufacturing centers during World War II. 1962, John Glenn made space history when he orbited the world three times in 4 hours, 55 minutes. He was the first American to orbit the Earth. He was aboard the Friendship 7 Mercury capsule. Glenn witnessed the Devil's Cigarette Lighter while in flight. 1965, Ranger 8 crashed on the moon after sending back thousands of pictures of its surface. 1987, A bomb exploded in a computer store in Salt Lake City, UT. The blast was blamed on the Unabomber. 1993, Two ten-year-old boys were charged by police in Liverpool, England, in the abduction and death of a toddler. The two boys were later convicted. 1998, American Tara Lipinski, at age 15, became the youngest gold medalist in winter Olympics history when she won the ladies' figure skating title at Nagano, Japan. 2001, FBI Agent Robert Phillip Hanssen was arrested and charged with spying for the Russians for 15 years. 2002, In Reqa Al-Gharbiya, Egypt, a fire raced through a train killing at least 370 people and injuring at least 65. 2003, In West Warwick, RI, 100 people were killed and more than 230 were injured when fire destroyed the nightclub The Station. The fire started with sparks from a pyrotechnic display being used by Jack Russel's Great White. Ty Longley, guitarist for the band, was one of the victims in the fire. 2008, The U.S. Navy destroyed an inoperable spy satellite with a missile from the USS Lake Erie. 2021 Do smiled. |
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