Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, October 19 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Fiston Ngoy arrested for raping a woman inside a train ___________________________________________________ Today, October 19 in 1933 Basketball was introduced to the 1936 Olympic Games by the Berlin Organization Committee. ____________________________________________________ It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. --- Voltaire (1694 - 1778) --- Trump 2020 ____________________________________________________ According to statistics, last year over 19 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million of these were antiques; the rest were college students. ____________________________________________________ Kids never understand parent's logic. They always fail to see why they have to go to bed when the parents are tired. ____________________________________________________  ____________________________________________________ An octogenarian who is an avid golfer moves to a new town and joins the local country club. The first time he goes to the club to play, however, he-s told there isn-t anybody he can play with because all the members are already out on the course. The old fellow repeats several times that he really wants to play. Finally the assistant pro agrees to go out with him. The pro also says he-ll give the man a 12 stroke handicap. "I really don't need a handicap," he says. "I have been playing quite well. The only real problem I have is getting out of sand traps." And he does play well, though on the 18th hole, after a long drive, his ball lands in a sand trap. Still, when he shoots from the trap, he hits a very high ball that bounces onto the green and rolls into the hole. The pro walks over to the sand trap where his opponent is still standing. "Nice shot," he says, "but I thought you said you have a problem getting out of sand traps?" Replies the octogenarian, "I do. Please give me a hand and help me up out of this blasted sandpit." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Fiston Ngoy, 35, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA Fiston Ngoy arrested for raping a woman inside a train A 35-year-old man was arrested for raping a woman on board a public train in northeast Philadelphia as other riders watched and did nothing to help the victim, police said. Police identified Fiston Ngoy, of Philadelphia, through surveillance footage that caught him sexually assaulting a woman Wednesday night aboard a Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) train towards the town of Upper Darby. Upper Darby Police Superintendent Timothy Bernhardt said that while there were other people on the train, it was ultimately a SEPTA employee outside the train who made the call to 911, which allowed officers to arrest Ngoy on the spot. Its disturbing that there were definitely people on the L, and no one intervened or did anything to help this woman out, Bernhardt told NBC 10. I have no words for it. I just cant imagine seeing what you were seeing through your own eyes and seeing what this woman was going through that no one would step in and help her. Police said Fiston Ngoy, of Philadelphia, through surveillance footage that caught him sexually assaulting a woman Wednesday night aboard a Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) train towards Upper Darby. SEPTA and Upper Darby Township Police investigators said a surveillance camera on the train captured the assault. Police said Ngoy first sat next to the woman and tried to touch her. The woman pushed him away several times before he pushed her down, ripped her clothes off, and sexually assaulted her, police said. Investigators said the assault went on for eight minutes, and no other riders tried to stop the attack or call the police. Some may even have videoed the rape themselves, police said. Upper Darby Police Superintendent Tim Bernhardt said the woman went into shock and was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for her injuries. The victim, I spoke with her this afternoon, Bernhardt said. She is an unbelievably strong woman. She came forward, she provided a lot of information, and shes on the mend. Bernhardt said viewing the surveillance footage was shocking. Its disturbing that there were definitely people on the [train] and no one did anything to intervene or help this woman, he said, according to WCAU. The assault was observed by a SEPTA employee outside the train, who called 911, enabling SEPTA officers to respond immediately and apprehend the suspect in the act, said SEPTA spokesman Andrew Busch. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Hannah Re: Network messaging Dear Webby, I am quite adept with messaging all over the world with Skype, FB, even Zoom. But to send a message to my #2 machine, which is now used by Hubby, seems to be impossible. Isn't there some kind of program that allows me to send stuff between machines on the same network? Something simple! Hannah Dear Hannah Since you already have Skype, tell your hubby to get his own user name on Skype. Then you can just mesage him on Skype, send music and videos and sermons back and forth, without having to set up and learn a new program. Have FUN! DearWebby
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_____________________________________________ God invented mothers because He couldn't be everywhere at once. - God invented guilt so that mothers could be everywhere at once. ______________________________________________ An extremely shy fellow brings his date a bouquet of flowers. She's so overcome she throws her arms around him and kisses him long and hard. After the kiss, red-faced, he turns and bolts for the door. "Oh, I'm sorry," she says. "I didn't mean to offend you." "You didn't," he replies. "I'm just going for more flowers." ______________________________________________  Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable. ___________________________________________________ Today, October 19, in 1765 In the U.S., The Stamp Act Congress met and drew up a declaration of rights and liberties. 1781 British General Charles Lord Cornwallis surrendered to U.S. General George Washington at Yorktown, Virginia. It was to be the last major battle of the American Revolutionary War. 1812 Napoleon Bonaparte's French forces began their retreat out of Russia after a month of chasing the retreating Russian army. 1814 In Baltimore, MD, the first documented performance of "The Defence of Fort McHenry" with music took place at the Holliday Street Theatre. The work was later published under the title "The Star-Spangled Banner." 1914 In the U.S., government owned vehicles were first used to pick up mail in Washington, DC. 1915 The U.S. recognized General Venustiano Carranza as the president of Mexico. The U.S. imposed embargo to all parts of Mexico except where Carranza was in control. 1933 Basketball was introduced to the 1936 Olympic Games by the Berlin Organization Committee. 1943 The Moscow Conference of Foreign Ministers began in Russia during World War II. Delegates from the U.S.S.R., Great Britain, the U.S., and China met to discuss war aims and cooperation between the nations. 1944 The U.S. Navy announced that black women would be allowed into Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service (WAVES). 1950 The United Nations forces entered the North Korean capital of Pyongyang. 1951 U.S. President Truman signed an act officially ending the state of war with Germany. 1959 Patty Duke, at the age of 12, made her Broadway debut in "The Miracle Worker." The play lasted for 700 performances. 1960 The United States imposed an embargo on exports to Cuba covering all commodities except medical supplies and certain food products. 1969 U.S. Vice President Spiro Agnew referred to anti- Vietnam War protesters "an effete corps of impudent snobs." 1977 The Concorde made its first landing in New York City. 1983 The U.S. Senate approved a bill establishing a national holiday in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. 1984 Four U.S. employees of the CIA were killed in El Salvador when their plane crashed. 1989 The U.S. Senate rejected a proposed constitutional amendment that barred the desecration of the American flag. 1993 Benazir Bhutto was returned to the premiership of Pakistan. 1998 Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson got his boxing license back after he had lost it for biting Evander Holyfield's ear during a fight. 2003 In London, magician David Blaine emerged from a clear plastic box that had been suspended by a crane over the banks of the Thames River. He survived only on water for 44 days. Blaine had entered the box on September 5. 2009 The international version of Amazon's Kindle 2 was released. 2021 Do smiled. |
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