Good Morning, Do! Today is Thaturday, November 6 Thank you, James! ------------ >From Ginger Dear Webby A couple of days ago, one of your subscribers asked about "surveys" and you lumped them all together and said they were scams. I have been earning a little extra for many years (more that a decade) doing surveys (4 different sites). They will not make you "rich" but they do pay out and I personally let them accumulate until this time of year and then redeem my earnings to help pay for Xmas. (Some sites are almost impossible to earn enough to cash out and are basically scams - I dumped those sites early on.) I easily make a couple hundred dollars (US) every year and they pay with gift cards or paypal. Cash out is as low as $10.00. They only take a few minutes each day. Of the sites I use only 2 accept Canadians - https://today.yougov.com/ - this site pays out in points for surveys which can be redeemed. Just go down to where it says "join the community". I usually make $50.00 a year here for 1 or two surveys a week. https://www.inboxdollars.com/ - this site pays a lot of different ways - cash for completing surveys, printing and using coupons, watching video clips, cash back for shopping and points playing games that you can redeem for a chance to win more money. Just sign up and they even give you a $5.00 bonus for that so you are already half way to the $10.00 minimum cash pay out. Depending on how many things you do you can easily make $100 or more per year. I believe you can also earn with referrals but I don't know if that works if they aren't the same country - so I am not giving you my referral links. But check these out - verify they are legitimate and then share your links with Ophelia and your subscribers ands earn more. Hope this helps you and your subscribers. Ginger Thanks, Ginger! ------------------- ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Arrest made after deadly stabbing ___________________________________________________ Today, November 6 in 1991 Kuwait celebrated the dousing of the last of the oil fires ignited by Iraq during the Persian Gulf War. ____________________________________________________ An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. --- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) ____________________________________________________ The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'" ____________________________________________________  Peter Tabberer The most beautiful Christmas Tree formed by the frozen waters of a water fall, in Iceland. ____________________________________________________ From Lindsey Hi Webby, a few years ago you had a joke about a druggist with all kinds of bad luck and a short temper on the phone. Can you please find it and run it again? Lindsey Sure, Lindsey, I remember that one. It's rather long, but priceless: Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the Pharmacist, he insulted me terribly this morning on the telephone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to the pharmacy to demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it." "This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting in line. One little old lady thought I ws trying to get ahead of her in the line and smashed my glasses with her umbrella. I finally got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels, the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and so, while I was sitting on the floor in a puddle of perfume and broken glass , I answered it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  David Orozco, Phoenix, Arizona, USA Arrest made after deadly stabbing Police say a man is dead and a woman was injured after they were both stabbed during a fight early Sunday morning in Phoenix. A few days later on Nov. 3, police announced the arrest of a suspect. According to police, officers responded to reports of a fight near 10th Avenue and Buckeye Road at about 1 a.m., on Oct 31. Once at the scene, officers found 21-year-old Jose Rodolfo Garcia Avila and a woman who had been stabbed during a fight with another man. Avila was hospitalized in critical condition. He later died at the hospital. The woman suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Her identity was not released. Nineteen-year-old David Abishadai Orozco was arrested and booked into jail on suspicion of first-degree murder, among several other felony charges. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Lyndie Re: Lost hockey URL Dear Webby, My hubby lost the url for free NHL hockey, and thinks it is my job to find it again. Please help! Lindie Dear Lindie I use NHL Hockey The "Simulator" part is for the betting. He can bet without spending money. Have FUN! DearWebby
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_____________________________________________ John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day. Mary: Are you wearing it now? John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line. Mary: What kind is it? John: Twelve-thirty. ______________________________________________ A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use, on the average, only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, "What?" ______________________________________________  Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!" "Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow." ___________________________________________________ Today, November 6, in 1789 Father John Carroll was appointed as the first Roman Catholic bishop in the United States of America. 1860 Abraham Lincoln was elected to be the sixteenth president of the United States. 1861 Jefferson Davis was elected as the president of the Confederacy in the U.S. 1894 William C. Hooker received a patent for the mousetrap. 1903 Philippe Bunau-Varilla, as Panama's ambassador to the United States, signed the Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty. The document granted rights to the United States to build and indefinitely administer the Panama Canal Zone and its defenses. 1913 Mohandas K. Gandhi was arrested as he led a march of Indian miners in South Africa. 1917 During World War I, Candian forces take the village of Passchendaele, Belgium, in the Third Battle of Ypres. 1923 Jacob Schick was granted a patent for the electric shaver. 1935 Edwin H. Armstrong announced his development of FM broadcasting. 1952 The first hydrogen bomb was exploded at Eniwetok Atoll in the Pacific Ocean. 1961 In the Saraha Desert of Algeria, a natural gas well ignited when a pipe ruptured. The flames rose between 450 feet and 800 feet. The fire burned until April 28, 1962 when a team led by Red Adair used explosives to deprive the fire of oxygen. (Devil's Cigarette Lighter) 1962 The U.N. General Assembly adopts a resolution that condemned South Africa's racist apartheid policies. The resolution also called for all member states to terminate military and economic relations with South Africa. 1965 The Freedom Flights program began which would allow 250,000 Cubans to come to the United States by 1971. 1967 Phil Donahue began a TV talk show in Dayton, OH. The show was on the air for 29 years. 1973 NASA's Pioneer 10 spacecraft began photographing Jupiter. 1975 King Hassan II of Morocco launches the Green March, a mass migration of 300,000 unarmed Moroccans, that march into the nation of Western Sahara. 1977 39 people were killed when an earthen dam burst, sending a wall of water through the campus of Toccoa Falls Bible College in Georgia. 1983 U.S. Army choppers dropped hundreds of leaflets over northern and central Grenada. The leaflets urged residents to cooperate in locating any Grenadian army or Cuban resisters to the U.S-led invasion. 1984 For the first time in 193 years, the New York Stock Exchange remained open during a presidential election day. 1985 Leftist guerrillas belonging to Columbia's April 19 Movement seized control of the Palace of Justice in Bogota. 1986 Former Navy radioman John A. Walker Jr., was sentenced in Baltimore to life imprisonment. Walker had admitted to being the head of a family spy ring. 1986 U.S. intelligence sources confirmed a story run by the Lebanese magazine Ash Shiraa that reported the U.S. had been secretly selling arms to Iran in an effort to secure the release of seven American hostages. 1989 In the hopes of freeing U.S. hostages held in Iran, the U.S. announced that it would unfreeze $567 million in Iranian assets that had been held since 1979. 1990 About 20% of the Universal Studios backlot in southern California was destroyed in an arson fire. 1991 Kuwait celebrated the dousing of the last of the oil fires ignited by Iraq during the Persian Gulf War. 1995 Art Modell, the owner of the Cleveland Browns, announced plans to move his team to Baltimore. (Maryland) 1995 Mark Messier scored his 500th NHL goal. 1998 The Islamic militant group Hamas exploded a car bomb killing the two attackers and injuring 21 civilians. 1999 Australian voters rejected a referendum to drop Britain's queen as their head of state. 2001 In London, the "Lest We Forget" exhibit opened at the National Memorial Arboretum. Fred Seiker was the creator of the 24 watercolors. Seiker was a prisoner of war that had been forced to build the Burma Railroad, the "railway of death," for the Japanese during World War II. 2001 In Madrid, Spain, a car bomb injured about 60 people. The bomb was blamed on Basque separatists. 2001 Ten people were executed in Beijing, China. The state newspaper of China said that all of the people executed were robbers and killers aged 20-23. 2001 Disney's "Mickey's Magical Christmas Snowed In at the House Of Mouse" was released on video and DVD. 2021 Do smiled. |
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