Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, February 15 Thank you John! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Pair facing 33 charges in one of Edmonton's largest carfentanil busts  ___________________________________________________ Today, February 15 in 1965 Canada displayed its new red and white maple leaf flag. The flag replaced the old Red Ensign standard. ____________________________________________________ A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. --- Jane Austen (1775 - 1817) ____________________________________________________ Cindy was at an interview with the company psychiatrist as part of a job interview. As she sat in the chair, the psychiatrist asked a series of questions to determine if she was emotionally suitable for the company. Things were not not going well for her. The psychiatrist decided to try a new approach, to give her one last chance. He asked, "if you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" Cindy quickly responded, "the living one." ____________________________________________________ Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Pedro: BEEEEEEEG hands! ____________________________________________________   ___________________________________________________ Thanks to Lynn for these "Daffynitions" Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. __________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Gregory Lafleur, 37, Samantha Whitrow, 34, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada  Pair facing 33 charges in one of Edmonton's largest carfentanil busts  A man and woman are facing a total of 33 charges in connection to one of the citys largest carfentanil seizures, Edmonton police said Thursday. On Feb. 3, after the firearms investigation unit became aware that two people were in possession of illegal firearms and involved in drug trafficking, a traffic stop was conducted and a 37-year-old man was arrested. After searching the mans vehicle, officers found carfentanil, cocaine, methamphetamine and $1,980. Later that same day, a 34-year-old woman was arrested at a home in Belle Rive in northeast Edmonton. A search warrant of the home resulted in police seizing carfentanil, cocaine, methamphetamine, MDMA, ketamine and $65,000. A loaded Glock nine-mm handgun with a defaced serial number, numerous loose rounds of ammunition and two crossbows, including one small handheld crossbow that is prohibited, were also seized. In total, police seized 5,586 grams of meth with an estimated street value of $147,517, 583 grams of carfentanil with an estimated street value of $102,588, 222 grams of MDMA with an estimated street value of $11,725, and 191 grams of ketamine with an estimated street value of $9,550. Edmonton police said this seizure of carfentanil is the second largest seizure the service has ever seen. However, Sgt. Guy Pilon said carfentanil is not seen very often in seizures. Just because of the potency of carfentanil, were not seeing a tremendous amount, Pilon said. We had two large seizures since 2018 of carfentanil and the rest of the seizures that weve seen have involved fentanyl more so than carfentanil. Carfentanil is about 100 times more potent than fentanyl. Pilon said its always alarming to see the quantity of drugs seized that would have been sold and dispersed into the population. Its also alarming that it was found in conjunction with firearms and, as we all know, that drugs and firearms dont go well hand-in-hand and they often result in violence, he said. Gregory Lafleur, 37, is facing a total of 24 charges, including eight counts of possession for the purpose of trafficking, as well as a number of firearms offences and failure to comply with recognizance charges. Samantha Whitrow, 34, is facing a total of nine charges, including five counts of possession for the purpose of trafficking, as well as a number of firearms offences.  
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 This is a story about four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it! It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done! 
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 After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked confused. "Umm, he's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said. "You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed. "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour." ____________________________________________ MILITARY WISDOM "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "Aim towards the Enemy."-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U.S. Marine Corps "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop "If the enemy is in range, so are you."-Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."-U.S. Air Force Manual "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."-Gen.Mac Arthur "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."-Infantry Journal "You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me." -U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt. "Tracers work both ways."-U.S. Army Ordnance "Five second fuses only last three seconds."-Infantry Journal "Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."-U. S Navy Swabbie "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."-David Hackworth "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."-Infantry Journal "No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay "Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." -Anon "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." -Unknown Marine Recruit "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your Buddies "If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop ____________________________________________ I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. I had walked to the store. My ex now owns what used to be my car. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. ____________________________________________ 
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 Today February 15 in 1758 Mustard was advertised for the first time in America. 1799 Printed ballots were authorized for use in elections in the state of Pennsylvania. 1842 Adhesive postage stamps were used for the first time by the City Dispatch Post (Office) in New York City. 1879 U.S. President Hayes signed a bill that allowed female attorneys to argue cases before the U.S. Supreme Court. 1898 The USS Maine sank when it exploded in Havana Harbor for unknown reasons. More than 260 crew members were killed. 1900 The British threaten to use natives in their war with the Boers. 1903 Morris and Rose Michtom, Russian immigrants, introduced the first teddy bear in America. 1933 U.S. President-elect Franklin Roosevelt escaped an assination attempt in Miami. Chicago Mayor Anton J. Cermak was killed in the attack. 1942 During World War II, Singapore surrendered to the Japanese. 1946 Edith Houghton, at age 33, was signed as a baseball scout by the Philadelphia Phillies becoming the first female scout in the major leagues. 1961 A Boeing 707 crashed in Belgium killing 73 people. 1962 CBS-TV bought the exclusive rights to college football games from the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) for a figure of $10,200,000. 1965 Canada displayed its new red and white maple leaf flag. The flag replaced the old Red Ensign standard. 1982 During a storm, the Ocean Ranger, a drilling rig, sank off the coast of Newfoundland. 84 men were killed. 1985 The Center for Disease Control reported that more than half of all nine-year-olds in the U.S. showed no sign of tooth decay. 1989 After nine years of intervention, the Soviet Union announced that the remainder of its troops had left Afghanistan. 1991 The leaders of Czechoslovakia, Hungary and Poland signed the Visegard agreement, in which they pledged to cooperate in transforming thier countties to free-market economies. 1995 The FBI arrested Kevin Mitnick and charged him with cracking security in some of the nation's most protected computers. He served five years in jail. 2002 U.S. President George W. Bush approved Nevada's Yucca Mountain as a site for long-term disposal of radioactive nuclear waste. The Democrats under Clinton stopped work on that. 2017 The Indian space rocket PSLV-C37 successfully launched 104 satellites in a single flight. 2021 Do smiled. 
 

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