Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, July 18 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Former MSU basketball player arrested for punching QB husband in mouth  ___________________________________________________ Today, July 18 in 0064 The Great Fire of Rome began. ____________________________________________________ Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. --- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. --- Aristotle Onassis The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) ____________________________________________________ You just might be a redneck, If you find more cars than you expected, when you mow the grass. ____________________________________________________   ____________________________________________________ Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. (I guess that's why Pat stores her spare batteries in her fridge) ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Kalabrya Gondrezick-Haskins, 24, Las Vegas, Michicgan, USA  Former MSU basketball player arrested for punching QB husband in mouth  A former Michigan State womens basketball player and wife of a Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback is facing a domestic violence charge after being arrested following an incident inside a Las Vegas hotel room. The domestic dispute between Dwayne Haskins, 24, and Kalabrya Gondrezick-Haskins, 26, occurred at the Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas earlier this month. Gondrezick-Haskins is listed as having played seven games as a member of the 2015-16 womens basketball roster and was a finalist for Michigans Miss Basketball Award in 2015. Her sister, Kysre, was the fourth overall pick in last years WNBA draft, playing for the Indiana Fever. Haskins was drafter by the then Washington Redskins, later renamed the Washington Football Team, in the first round of the 2019 NFL Draft, 15th overall, after playing three seasons at Ohio State. Haskins signed a futures contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 21 of this year. According to a police report, officers were called to the hotel around 2:30 a.m. on July 3 for a domestic call. Haskins was taken to a hospital due to a facial injury he sustained. Documents showed he told police his wife punched him in the face. The couple reportedly got into an argument about their plans for the evening as Haskins and his friends were said to have gone to a nightclub without waiting for his wife and her friends. Haskins told a hotel security officer, I want her out of my room, she hit me and cut my lip open. He also lost a tooth in the conflict. An arrest report says when police searched the hotel room, authorities found a piece of a tooth next to the bedroom closet. According to recent reports, the couple was engaged. However, according to the arrest report, the two told police they had been dating for one and a half years and got married back in March. They also told police they were in town with some friends to celebrate their commitment to each other. The police report had no indication that Haskins had hit his wife or became violent. Gondrezick-Haskins has posted bail and is expected to appear back in court on Aug. 3.  
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 It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked land where sin is on every hand. I have had a terrible fight with the old devil all week." Whereupon her husband, who was sitting glumly by her side said, "It's not all the devil's fault; she's not that easy to get along with either on some days." ____________________________________________ Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their clothes. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their clothes, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the women. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two women look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Wow," says the man, "nice to see you! Where do you want these venetian blinds?" ____________________________________________ Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notices that Jill seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious." "Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," Jill explained. "Oh, that's too bad," Linda sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him." "Yeah, I am," Jill said. "He'll miss me." ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, July 18, in 0064 The Great Fire of Rome began. 1536 The authority of the pope was declared void in England. 1789 Robespierre, a deputy from Arras, France, decided to back the French Revolution. 1812 Great Britain signed the Treaty of Orebro, making peace with Russia and Sweden. 1830 Uruguay adopted a liberal constitution. 1872 The Ballot Act was passed in Great Britain, providing for secret election ballots. 1914 Six planes of the U.S. Army helped to form an aviation division called the Signal Corps. 1932 The U.S. and Canada signed a treaty to develop the St. Lawrence Seaway. 1935 Ethiopian King Haile Selassie urged his countrymen to fight to the last man against the invading Italian army. 1936 The first Oscar Meyer Wienermobile rolled out of General Body Companys factory in Chicago, IL. 1936 The Spanish Civil War began as Gen. Francisco Franco led an uprising of army troops based in Spanish North Africa. 1942 The German Me-262, the first jet-propelled aircraft to fly in combat, made its first flight. 1944 U.S. troops captured Saint-Lo, France, ending the battle of the hedgerows. 1944 Hideki Tojo was removed as Japanese premier and war minister due to setbacks suffered by his country in World War II. 1947 U.S. President Truman signed the Presidential Succession Act, which placed the Speaker of the House and the Senate President Pro Tempore next in the line of succession after the vice president. 1971 New Zealand and Australia announced they would pull their troops out of Vietnam. 2001 A train derailed, involving 60 cars, in a Baltimore train tunnel. The fire that resulted lasted for six days and virtually closed down downtown Baltimore for several days. (Maryland) 2015 The Ebay spin-off of PayPal into a separate publicly traded company was completed. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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