Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, June 7 ____________________________________________________ Bonehead Award LETS GO, BRANDON! Brandon Recio Jailed For DUI In Delray Beach ___________________________________________________ History on this day, June 7, in 1776. Richard Henry Lee of Virginia proposed to the Continental Congress a resolution calling for a Declaration of Independence. ___________________________________________________ Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. --- Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862) __________________________________________________ A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted through a stop sign. "Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an irate man. She rolled down her window and said, "What makes you think these are all mine???" ______________________________________________________ What do you mean, 'leering?' Her boobs are obstructing my view. ___________________________________________________ >Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Brandon Recio, Delray Beach, Florida, USA  LETS GO, BRANDON! Brandon Recio Jailed For DUI In Delray Beach  Crash Leads To Arrest For DUI, Weapons Possession DELRAY BEACH, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright 2022 MetroDesk Media, LLC) We dont know if Delray Beach police actually uttered the words, Lets go, Brandon, as they cuffed Delray Beach resident Brandon Recio, but they certainly told him that he had to go to jail. Recio, according to records reviewed by BocaNewsNow.com, was arrested at 8:56 p.m. Saturday after allegedly crashing his Lexus SUV in the area of Atlantic Avenue and Congress Avenue. While the crash apparently led to property damage, a search of Recio or his vehicle allegedly yielded a weapon. Recio, according to jail records, is under a risk protection order which means he can not have a weapon in his possession. He was charged with violating the risk protection order in addition to DUI. Bond is set at $5,000. He remained in the Palm Beach County Jail as of 11 a.m. Sunday. Brandon Recio, 28, lists the 1700 block of Palm Cove Boulevard as his home address. Recio was arrested for DUI in 2015 but prosecutors ultimately did not pursue the case, according to the Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts. ___________________________________________________ To err is human. To really mess up, one needs a computer.... or an absence of a mind. ___________________________________________________ if you can spare a coin, please hit paypal with it! ___________________________________________________ These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service: Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals." Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus" Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. Don't let worry kill you off --let the Church help. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on May 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm --prayer and medication to follow. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. ____________________________________________________   Trudy Marie Cedar Waxwing ___________________________________________________ A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail." ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! _____________________________________________________ A teenager was sitting in church, and when the collection plate was passed around, he quickly pulled a dollar bill from his pocket and dropped it in. Just then, the person behind him tapped him on his shoulder and handed him a $20 bill. The boy smiled, placed the $20 in the plate and passed it on, admiring that the man was being generous. Then the boy felt another tap from behind and heard a whisper: "Son," the man said, "that was your $20 bill that had fallen out of your pocket." __________________________________________ If absence makes the heart grow fonder, a lot of folks must love our church! Overheard: We serve coffee after church to get people awake before they drive home. ____________________________________________________ DeaWebby's Tech Support Pits  From: Elaine Re: PDF Converter Dear Webby, I maintain a member list for a non profit group but the head agency sends PDF. I need to be able to use the info in different ways so convert to a doc format. I have used one I found online but it is limited to the number of free uses. Wondering if you know of any free converter without having to purchase a bells and whistles program that I don't need. Many Thanks - have been a subscriber for many years and read every day !! Have even used the odd tip !!! Elaine font> Dear Elaine Nowadays I just use Open Ofice or Ofice Libre. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________ Two guys were out walking their dogs, when one dog wanders off to pee against the wall. Like dogs do, it raised it's leg and started to do his thing. The second dog then goes up and starts to go exactly where the other dog did. But instead of raising his leg, he stood up on his hind legs, put both paws on the wall and relieved himself. One guy says to the other, "Wow, how did you teach him to pee like that?" The second man replies, "I didn't teach him. He's done it ever since the wall fell on him!" ______________________________________________ In a physics lab, which involved light, electricity and magnetism, one requirement of the course was to read the week's experiment before coming to class. At one lab session the instructor wanted to see how many people had actually done so. "What are the two types of light?" he asked. The lab fell quiet until one wise guy raised his hand and said, "Uhhh, Miller and Coors?" ______________________________________________ 
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 The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced lady came to the door and asked: "What do you want?" "D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m-ma'am?" he asked. "Look here, young man, do I look like the kind of lady who would drink beer?" replied the lady. "S-s-sorry, Ma'am," was his reply. "W-w-what about vinegar bottles?" ___________________________________________________  
 Today, June 7, in 1494. Spain and Portugal divided the new lands they had discovered between themselves. 1498. Christopher Columbus left on his third voyage of exploration. 1546. Peace of Ardes ended the war between France and England. 1654. Louis XIV was crowned king of France. 1712. The Pennsylvania Assembly banned the importation of slaves. 1775. The United Colonies changed their name to the United States. 1776. Richard Henry Lee of Virginia proposed to the Continental Congress a resolution calling for a Declaration of Independence. 1863. Mexico City was captured by French troops. 1892. J.F. Palmer patented the cord bicycle tire. 1900. Boxer rebels cut the rail links between Peking and Tientsin in China. 1903. Professor Pierre Curie revealed the discovery of Polonium. 1929. The sovereign state of Vatican City came into existence as copies of the Lateran Treaty were exchanged in Rome. 1932. Over 7,000 war veterans marched on Washington, DC, demanding their bonuses. 1935. Pierre Laval received emergency powers to save the franc. 1937. The cover of "LIFE" magazine showed the latest in campus fashions of the times, which included saddle shoes. 1939. King George VI and his wife, Queen Elizabeth, arrived in the U.S. It was the first visit to the U.S. by a reigning British monarch. 1942. The Battle of Midway ended. The sea and air battle lasted 4 days. Japan lost four carriers, a cruiser, and 292 aircraft, and suffered 2,500 casualties. The U.S. lost the Yorktown, the destroyer USS Hammann, 145 aircraft, and suffered 307 casualties. 1942. Japan landed troops on the islands of Attu and Kiska in the Aleutians. The U.S. invaded and recaptured the Alutians one year later. 1944. Off of the coast of Normandy, France, the Susan B. Anthony sank. All 2,689 people aboard survived. 1948. The Communists completed their takeover of Czechoslovakia. 1955. "The $64,000 Question" premiered. 1965. In the U.S., the Gemini 4 mission was completed. The mission featured the first spacewalk by an American. 1968. In Operation Swift Saber, U.S. Marines swept an area 10 miles northwest of Danang in South Vietnam. 1968. Legoland Billund opend in Billund, Denmark. It was the original Legoland park. 1981. Israeli F-16 fighter-bombers destroyed Iraqs only nuclear reactor. 1983. The U.S. ordered Nicaragua to close all six of its consulates and informed 21 Nicaraguan consular officials that they could no longer remain in the U.S. 1994. The United States District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia declared the RMS Titanic, Inc. (RMST) salvor-in-possession of the wreck and the wreck site of the RMS Titanic. 2000. U.S. Federal Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson ordered the breakup of Microsoft Corporation. 2022 Do smiled. 

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