Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, October 8 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  Thank you, Gordon !!!! Thank you, Henry! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  AZ Man arrested for shooting woman and her baby dead  ___________________________________________________ Today, October 7 in 1945 U.S. President Truman announced that only Britain and Canada would be given the secret to the atomic bomb. Canada never built one, claiming with the Canadian Government as a deterrent, they did not need a bomb. ____________________________________________________ I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are. --- Aaron McGruder, ____________________________________________________ Two women are discussing marriage, and one says, "We've been married 10 years, and every night my husband has complained about dinner. Not one night without complaining about the food." "That's awful," the other woman says. "That must really bother you." "No, not in the slightest," says the first one. "You must be a saint," her friend says. "Why should I object?" the first one says. "A lot of people don't like their own cooking." ____________________________________________________ I tore out a bunch of pages from my Dictionary, so now 'cleanliness' is next to 'godliness'. It's a good thing I did not tear out any more pages, or 'cleanliness' would be next to 'impossible!' ____________________________________________________   Robert Asbury Elk near Dewinton, between here and Calgary ____________________________________________________ Good jokes always come back. Here is an Oldie Goldie that came back to me today: What would Bible characters drive? One theory is that God would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua also drove a Triumph, but with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Thus following their Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda ...."The Apostles were in one Accord." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Louis Mouton III, 34, Phoenix, Arizona, USA  Man arrested for shooting woman and her baby dead  Louis Mouton III is accused of shooting and killing 32- year-old Lanae Mouton and their 11-month-old child, Ava. Police say a woman and her young child are dead after they were both shot during a domestic-violence-related incident on Monday night in west Phoenix, the department said, and documents detail the mental state of the suspect during and after the shooting. According to Phoenix Police, the incident happened just before 9 p.m. on Oct. 4 near 83rd Avenue and Thomas Road. Investigators say 34-year-old Louis Mouton III went to a home to speak with 32-year-old Lanae Mouton about their estranged relationship. After the conversation, Lanae walked back into her home with their 11-month-old child, Ava. "The male kicked in the door and fired several shots. The female and their 11-month-old child both were struck," said Sgt. Vincent Cole with Phoenix Police. Police? Sergeant Vincent Cole confirms Woman and her young child shot to death by estranged husband during National domestic violence awareness month , 83rd Ave & Virginia the father is in custody. Both of the victims were taken to hospitals, where they were pronounced dead. Louis stayed at the scene after the shooting and was arrested by police and booked into jail. He's facing burglary along with first-degree murder charges and a judge set his bail at $2 Court documents say when officers arrived on the scene of the shooting, they found Louis in the parking lot yelling that they made him do it. "Louis admitted afterwards he attempted to shoot himself and commit suicide but the handgun was empty. Louis exited the apartment and was contacted by responding officers in the parking lot. Louis told investigators he suffered from schizophrenia. He saw and heard spirits and aliens and was frequently possessed by them. They used his body to do actions he could not control. Louis said he made a deal with a spirit that he and his wife could be together forever but they had to die," the documents read. His wife was supposed to die but his daughter was not, documents say, adding, he didn't agree to his daughter being killed in the deal he made with the spirit.  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Henrietta Re: Facebook Friend Requests Dear Webby, All those Friend requests are phony. They are just machine generated. None of them have any ABOUT filled in. All just trash. There are no more real friend requests. Real friends use ZOOM. 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 >From Lisa My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait." ____________________________________________ One day a salesman stopped by the Jammer Jones farm, knocked, and Jammer's wife Frannie came to the door. "Is your husband home, Ma'am?" he asked. "Sure is. He's over to the cow barn." "Well, I got something to show him, Ma'am. Will I have any difficulty finding him?" "Shouldn't have any difficulties... He's the one without horns." ______________________________________________ An airport ticketing agent was working at the counter and began asking a passenger the required security questions. "Have you received any objects from an unknown person to carry aboard the airplane today?" "No," said the woman. "Did you pack your own suitcase?" she inquired, pointing to the traveler's rolling carry- on bag. "Yes," she answered. "Has your bag been under your control since you've been in the airport?" "Well, no, not exactly," the passenger said with a sigh. "The silly thing keeps either trying to go every which way, or else it's trying to trip me. I feel like I am under IT's control." ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, October 8, in 1895 The Berliner Gramophone Company was founded in Philadelphia, PA. 1904 "Little Johnny Jones" opened in Hartford, CT. 1915 During World War I, the Battle of Loos concluded. 1918 U.S. Corporal Alvin C. York almost single-handedly killed 25 German soldiers and captured 132 in the Argonne Forest in France. York had originally tried to avoid being drafted as a conscientious objector. After this event he was promoted to sergeant and was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. 1919 The first transcontinental air race in the U.S. began. 1945 U.S. President Truman announced that only Britain and Canada would be given the secret to the atomic bomb. Canada never built one, claiming with the Canadian Government as a deterrent, they did not need a bomb. 1950 U.N. forces crossed into North Korea from South Korea. 1952 "The Complete Book of Etiquette" was published for the first time. 1966 The U.S. Government declared that LSD was dangerous and an illegal substance. That increased it's attractionn to the hippies. 1970 Soviet author Alexander Solzhenitsyn won the Nobel Prize for literature. 1981 U.S. President Reagan greeted former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon to the White House. The group was preparing to leave for Egypt to attend the funeral of Anwar Sadat. 1982 In Poland, all labor organizations, including Solidarity, were banned. 1991 A slave burial site was found by construction workers in lower Manhattan. The "Negro Burial Ground" had been closed in 1790. Over a dozen skeletons were found. 1993 The U.S. government issued a report absolving the FBI of any wrongdoing in its final assault in Waco, TX, on the Branch Davidian compound. The fire that ended the siege killed as many as 85 people. 1996 Pope John Paul II underwent a successful operation to remove his inflamed appendix. 1998 Taliban forces attacked Iranian border posts. Iran said that three border posts were destroyed before the Taliban forces were forced to retreat. The Taliban of Afghanistan denied the event occurred. 1998 Canada and Netherlands were voted into the U.N. Security Council. 2001 Two Russian cosmonauts made the first spacewalk to be conducted outside of the international space station without a shuttle present. 2002 A federal judge approved U.S. President George W. Bush's request to reopen West Coast ports, to end a caustic 10-day labor lockout. The lockout was costing the U.S. economy an estimated $1 billion to $2 billion a day. 2003 China announced that it would have a human crew orbit the Earth briefly on October 15. 2003 Vietnam and the United States reached a tentative agreement that would allow the first commercial flights between the two countries since the end of the Vietnam War. 2003 It was announced that Vivendi Universal and General Electric Co. had reached an agreement to merge. The name for the combined company was NBC Universal. 2003 Siegfried Fischbacher and his manager announced that the "Siegfried and Roy" show at the Mirage was canceled permanently. It was also said that if Roy Horn survived, after a tiger attack on October 3, the duo would continue to work together. 2004 The first-ever direct presidential elections were held in Afghanistan. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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