Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, April 4 I enjoyed hearing Pence and Bridenstine announce the plans for boots on the moon in 2024, and on Mars 2033. Naturally the anti-American saboteurs and Resisters claim that is impossible as long as they are resisting. Well, they forgot, it is not the Government, and not even NASA anymore, but Free Enterprise! It is between Spaxe-X and Boeing, and Toyota. Toyota is firmly committed to put a car on the moon in 2024. For them, commitments are VERY VERY serious. And then there is a dark horse. Rumors out of China claim that Volvo is messing with a car, that is much too light for Earth. And Russia is too quiet. If they were not doing anything, they would be bragging about something. You can bet your hiney that when Japan, China or Russia will get close, in an election year, there will be the necessary money. Personally, I would bet on Space-X and Tesla. Right now the whole space effort looks as if it was run by OHSA, not by suicidal fighter pilots like it was done in 1969. However, if Elon Musk sees a meme of the First Lady saying she would rather see a Tesla on the moon first, before the Toyota, then he won't sleep until there IS a Tesla on the moon. And I will cheer him on every step of the way. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ Today, April 4 in 1932 After five years of research, professor C.G. King, of the University of Pittsburgh, isolated vitamin C. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Woman kidnapped niece, 13, then brought her to female pedophile who sexually abused her for a week. ________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. --- H. L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949) The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. --- Oscar Wilde _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ On the last day of class, the professor wished the students luck as he wrote a phone number on the blackboard. "If any of you have difficulty understanding the review material, call this number," he said as he dismissed the class. On Saturday afternoon, stumped by one of the review problems, Don reached for the phone, dialed the number provided, and heard a recorded message from Dial-A-Prayer. ______________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Shannon Hinton, 40, Hattiesburg, Mississippi, Natalie Lett Biloxi, Mississipi, Woman kidnapped niece, 13, then brought her to female pedophile who sexually abused her for almost a week. A woman kidnapped her 13 year-old niece brought her to a female pedophile friend who sexually abused her. Shannon Hinton, 40, was last week convicted by jurors of abducting the child from her home in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, on November 11 2017 then transporting her to pervert Natlie Lett. The girl was found by police four days later. Lett admitted sexual battery in February, and was sentenced to 30 years jail. She will serve nine years behind bars, with the remainder of her sentence suspended. Hinton, who was convicted of accessory before the fact of sexual battery will be sentenced at a later date. She faces up to life in prison. The scheming kidnapper brought the youngster, who Metro US is not naming, to Lett's house in Biloxi, Mississipi, then left her there for the sexual predator to abuse. The youngster's disappearance sparked a widespread search at the time, with her panicked mother appealing for her to return home. After she was discovered at the house by police, she was reunited with her family. Announcing Hinton's conviction in a press release, prosecutor Patricia Burchell said: 'Crimes against children cannot be tolerated in our society and will not be tolerated in this community. 'We will use all of the resources at our disposal to protect our children. 'Those who commit these crimes will be held accountable and brought to justice.' From: Sharon Re: transferring pix from camera Dear DearWebby Dear Webby; It's me again with a different question. Currently I have a Kodak digital camera. I transfer the pics from the cameral to the Kodak gallery that I installed when I bought the camera. Is there a way to just transfer the pics from the camera to a folder in my documents Instead of going thru the Kodak gallery. I edit them in the Kodak program then save them to a folder in my documents to send out to friends or & put on disk. This would save time if I could go straight to a folder. Thanks again. Have a purrfect day Sharon Dear Sharon Nowadays laptops have a little slot on the side where you can insert the camera memory chip. For desktops you usually have to buy a $6 - $12 chip reader on a cord, that plugs into a USB port. That's so that you don't have to crawl under your desk to stick the chip into the computer. The chip reader, wether internal or external, acts like a hard drive. You can edit pictures right on the chip, rename them, copy or move them to the hard drive, even FTP them straight to the web. If your camera uses a 2 GB chip, it's like a 2 GB hard drive, whenever it is plugged in. I browse the pictures with PaintShopPro, weed them out and resize them right on the chip, then copy the results to the hard drive. There is no need for a camera maker's program, or the computer where that program sits. If you visit friends, just take the chip reader along, and you can work on the pictures with their computer. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her started honking his horn continuously as Jill continued to try getting the car to start up again. Finally Sandra gets out of her car and approaches the guy in the car behind her. "I can't seem to get my car started," Sandra said, smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me. I'll stay here in your car and honk the horn like a bleeping idiot for you." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained a man to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would say if I mowed the lawn like this?" She replied. "Probably, that I married you for your money." ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Cleaning a Shower Curtain Put your shower curtain in the washer along with a couple towels, then add 1/2 cup of each detergent and baking soda. Then add 1 cup white vinegar to the rinse cycle. Take the shower curtain out of the washer before the spin cycle and hang it to dry Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________ | | California's wildflower super bloom seen from space. |
___________________________________________________ Thanks to Ed for this story: My wife and I were traveling on the Kansas Turnpike, bucking 30 to 45 m.p.h. crosswinds. At the tollbooth, I asked the attendant, "What do you people do in Kansas when the wind quits?" The tollbooth attendant didn't miss a beat. She answered, "We take the rocks out of our pockets." ___________________________________________________ A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding having more than one wife. "Nothing easier," Twain said. "No man can serve two masters." ___________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
>From Mark When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band. On my next trip to my parents' house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, "Take good care of these. They might be worth something someday." Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two- dollar bills safe. "Oh, yes!" she replied. "I cashed them and deposited them in the bank the day after you left." ___________________________________________________ | Today April 4 in 1541 Ignatius of Loyola became the first superior-general of the Jesuits. 1581 Francis Drake was knighted by Queen Elizabeth I. A few months earlier he became the first Englishman to circumnavigate the world. 1687 King James II ordered that his declaration of indulgence be read in church. 1812 The territory of Orleans became the 18th U.S. state and will become known as Louisiana. 1887 Susanna M. Salter became mayor of Argonia, KS, making her the first woman mayor in the U.S. 1902 British Financier Cecil Rhodes left $10 million in his will that would provide scholarships for Americans to Oxford University in England. 1905 In Kangra, India, an earthquake killed 370,000 people. 1914 The first known serialized moving picture opened in New York City, NY. It was "The Perils of Pauline". 1917 The U.S. Senate voted 90-6 to enter World War I on the Allied side. 1918 The Battle of Somme, an offensive by the British against the German Army ended. 1932 After five years of research, professor C.G. King, of the University of Pittsburgh, isolated vitamin C. 1945 Hungary was liberated from Nazi occupation at the end of WWII. 1945 At the end of World War II, U.S. forces liberated the Nazi death camp Ohrdruf in Germany. 1949 Twelve nations signed a treaty to create The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). 1953 Fifteen doctors were released by Soviet leaders. The doctors had been arrested before Stalin had died and were accused of plotting against him. 1967 The U.S. lost its 500th plane over Vietnam. 1967 Johnny Carson quit "The Tonight Show." He returned three weeks later after getting a raise of $30,000 a week. 1968 Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated at the age of 39. 1969 Dr. Denton Cooley implanted the first temporary artificial heart. 1973 In New York, the original World Trade Center twin towers opened. At the time they were the tallest building in the world. 1975 More than 130 people, most of them children, were killed when a U.S. Air Force transport plane evacuating Vietnamese orphans crashed just after takeoff from Saigon. 1979 Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, the president of Pakistan, was executed. He had been convicted of conspiring to murder a political opponent. 1981 Henry Cisneros became the first Mexican-American elected mayor of a major U.S. city, which was San Antonio, TX. 1983 At Cape Canaveral, the space shuttle Challenger took off on its first flight. It was the sixth flight overall for the shuttle program. 1984 U.S. President Reagan proposed an international ban on chemical weapons. 1986 Wayne Gretzky set an NHL record with his 213th point of the season. 1987 The U.S. charged the Soviet Union with wiretapping a U.S. Embassy. 1988 Arizona Governor Evan Mecham was voted out of office by the Arizona Senate. Mecham was found guilty of diverting state funds to his auto business and of trying to impede an investigation into a death threat to a grand jury witness. 1992 Sali Berisha became the first non-Marxist president of Albania since World War II. 1994 Netscape Communications (Mosaic Communications) was founded. 2019 Do smiled. |
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