Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, July 22 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Popular YouTuber charged with assaulting woman in Minnesota ___________________________________________________ Today, July 22 in 1933 Wiley Post ended his around-the-world flight. He had traveled 15,596 miles in 7 days, 18 hours and 45 minutes. ____________________________________________________ A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. --- Joan Rivers (1935 - ) ____________________________________________________ A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy?" the little girl asked. "How old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite.." "Okay", the little girl said. "How much do you weigh?" "Now really!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and are none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asked, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!" The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends began to play. "My mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl said to her friend. "Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl said to her mother, "I know how old you are. You're 32." The mother was surprised and asked, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother was past surprised. She was shocked. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl said triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce!" "Really?" the mother asked. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex." ____________________________________________________ Steve Ellis Indigo Bunting ____________________________________________________ A young woman, a military dependant, came into the dental clinic with a problem tooth. She had several children and appeared to be quite ready to give birth to another one at almost any moment. It was necessary to use X-rays to locate the source of her problem, so she was conducted to the dental unit with an X-ray machine, and her husband followed. The X-ray technician was lining up the cone of the machine preparatory to making the first exposure, when he noticed that the young woman's husband was standing beyond her, but in a position where he would receive some radiation after it passed through her teeth. Being well trained, the technician stopped and asked the fellow to move to a safer position. "Sir, please step over there. Too much of this radiation will make you sterile." A broad smile appeared on the young woman's face, he eyes grew wide with excitement, and she clapped her hands while saying, "Joe, come here, hold my hand!" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Anthony Michael Wicklace, 20, St. Paul, Minnesota, USA Popular YouTuber charged with assaulting woman in Minnesota A popular YouTube influencer who records video confrontations with public officials and in stores was charged Tuesday with assaulting a woman police had been assisting during a mental health call. Anthony Michael Wicklace, 20, known on YouTube as the Minnesota Guardian, arrived at a police scene on Summit Avenue in St. Paul Sunday night and offered a woman a ride home. He allegedly solicited sex and exposed himself, before finally assaulting her with a Taser stun gun. A St. Paul Police spokesperson said officers with their mental health unit were called to Summit Avenue on a report of a possible mental health issue involving a woman who was knocking on the doors of an apartment building. She was removed from the scene and was later approached by Wicklace, who had been following police. According to the criminal charges, he told the woman his name was "Tony" and that he was trained in de-escalation skills. The woman saw a police scanner and tactical gear in his Crown Victoria, a vehicle commonly used by police. She says he offered her a ride home and then began making sexual advances in the car. She said he offered $50 to $100 if she would perform oral sex. She said he then began masturbating as he was driving and grabbed her left breast over her shirt and said, "You know you want me." She says she rejected his sexual proposition and he began to drive more aggressively. Eventually, he got off the freeway and drove into in a White Bear Lake neighborhood she was unfamiliar with. She says he unlocked the child lock and pushed her out of the car, and then used a Taser, striking her back. She said he got out of the car and tried unsuccessfully to stun her again with the butt end of the taser. When White Bear Police arrived the woman still had a Taser prong in her shirt with two blood spots on her shirt. She told police he sped awaywhen they arrived, but she was able to get a license plate that is registered to Anthony Wicklace. Police arrested Wicklace at his St. Paul home Monday night. On Tuesday, the Ramsey County Attorney charged Wicklace with second degree assault and criminal sexual conduct in the 5th degree. Bail was set at $60,000. DearWebby's tech support pits from: Neil Re: Placeholder Dear Webby How to Create a Bookmark That Jumps to Specific Text on a Website https://lifehacker.com/how-to-create-a-bookmark-that-jumps-to- specific-text-on-1844113624 Yes the instructions are a little screwy but it only took me a few minutes to work it out and it does work in chrome and edge. Will not work in firefox of course. For PDF I would go to https://www.ilovepdf.com/ and convert the file to word and use the xxx placeholder. I lovepdf.com is free and works well beautifully. Neil Dear Neil Thank you for that link! Hopefully Dani can use that. Have FUN! DearWebby One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Krystal asked, " Daddy, are you the boss of the house?" Her father proudly replied, "Yes, I am the boss of the house." But Krystal quickly burst his bubble when she added, "Did Mommy tell you that you can play boss tonight, Daddy?" If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work, Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! | _____________________________________________ The night before her wedding, Wendy talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know all about sex, mother," Wendy interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a decent lasagna." ____________________________________________ A new forestry graduate receives his first 5-year posting way out in the middle of a huge forest with no people around for dozens of miles. Much to his surprise, included in the survival gear that they give him, is a recipe for matzo balls. When he asks why he's receiving a matzo ball recipe, he is told, "Sometime, a few years down the road when the solitude *really* starts to get to you, you'll pull out this matzo ball recipe and start to mix it together. "Within five minutes you'll have a half a dozen Jewish women hovering over you telling you six conflicting reasons about what you're doing wrong!" ____________________________________________ >From Martin: The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Sh*t!" In the state of Texas the words were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold mah beer! Y'all watch this!" ______________________________________________ Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. | ___________________________________________________ Today, July 22, in 1376 The legend of the Pied Piper of Hamelin leading rats out of town is said to have occurred on this date. 1587 A second English colony was established on Roanoke Island off North Carolina. The colony vanished under mysterious circumstances. 1796 Cleveland was founded by General Moses Cleaveland. 1798 The USS Constitution was underway and out to sea for the first time since being launched on October 21, 1797. 1812 English troops under the Duke of Wellington defeated the French at the Battle of Salamanca in Spain. 1926 Babe Ruth caught a baseball at Mitchell Field in New York. The ball had been dropped from an airplane flying at 250 feet. 1933 Wiley Post ended his around-the-world flight. He had traveled 15,596 miles in 7 days, 18 hours and 45 minutes. 1941 Plans for the Pentagon were presented to the House Subcommittee on Appropriations. 1943 American forces led by General George S. Patton captured Palermo, Sicily. 1955 U.S. Vice-President Richard M. Nixon chaired a cabinet meeting in Washington, DC. It was the first time that a Vice- President had carried out the task. 1975 Confederate General Robert E. Lee had his U.S. citizenship restored by the U.S. Congress. 1987 The U.S. began its policy of escorting re-flagged Kuwaiti tankers up and down the Persian Gulf to protect them from possible attack by Iran. 1998 Iran tested medium-range missile, capable of reaching Israel or Saudi Arabia. 2000 Astronomers at the University of Arizona announced that they had found a 17th moon orbiting Jupiter. 2003 In northern Iraq, Saddam Hussein's sons Odai and Qusai died after a gunfight with U.S. forces. 2003 In Paris, France, a fire broke out near the top of the Eiffel Tower. About 4,000 visitors were evacuated and no injuries were reported. 2004 The September 11 commission's final report was released. The 575-page report concluded that hijackers exploited "deep institutional failings within our government." The report was released to White House officials the day before. 2009 The longest total solar eclipse of the 21st century, lasting up to 6 minutes and 38.8 seconds, occurred over parts of Asia and the Pacific Ocean. 2021 Do smiled. |
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