Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, September 26 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Dropbox Calls Police On Boca Raton Man, Says He Uploaded Illegal Images  ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 26 in 1996 Shannon Lucid returned to Earth after being in space for 188 days. she set a time record for a U.S. astronaut in space and in the world for time spent by a woman in space. ____________________________________________________ The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music. --- Socratex ____________________________________________________ >From Nina As we drove along a Los Angeles thoroughfare lined with spectacular advertising signs, nine- year-old Billy exclaimed: "Look at all the bullboards!" ____________________________________________________   Smith Sarkar, Sep 2021 Elk in Jasper This guy took on a small vehicle and won. He celebrated by bugling casually as the Parks vehicle approached. ____________________________________________________ A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... " "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "What is it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon, supper, then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again." "Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Well no, I'm a rabbit in a pen Kansas." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Christian Ferra, Boca Raton, Florida, USA  Dropbox Calls Police On Boca Raton Man, Says He Uploaded Illegal Images  A Boca Raton man is facing multiple counts of possessing child pornography after Dropbox reported the uploads to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. According to the Palm Beach County Sheriffs Office report which you can read below, Christian Ferra of 1591 SW 64th Way uploaded multiple illegal videos depicting children engaged in obscene acts. One may have involved an animal. After Dropbox tipped authorities, police served subpoenas on Apple, Comcast and others. All, according to the police report, complied. Apple provided the make, model and other identifying information about Ferras iPhone 12 Pro Max. On Wednesday, police executed a search warrant at Ferras home and according to police Ferra admitted to possessing the files that were stored on his Dropbox account. He also admitted, according to police, to sharing the images with others.  ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________  From: Edith Re: Real Keyboard on phone Dear Webby, I am getting tired of one-finger-poking my phone, and getting teased by everybody. Is there a way to connect a real keyboard to my Android phone? Edith  Dear Edith Yes, I have heard about your one finger typoing novels. Until you get a $20 - $30 OTG (On The Go) USB adapter for your phone, try to keep your messages short, so that people don't get tired of waiting for replies. An OTG hub has enough ports to plug in regular keyboards and mice. In some cases you might have to go into Settings to select them. If you have a BlueTooth wireless keyboard and mouse, then you don't need the OTG hub, but might have to fart around in the settings to initially connect them. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded "When we were first married we came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make all the minor decisions. And in 60 years of marriage we have never needed to make a major decision." ____________________________________________ 74 year old Harold tripped on the stairs and broke his leg. The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off. A month later he removed the cast and pronounced him well on the way to recovery. "Oh good," he responded. "Is it all right for me to walk the stairs now?" "Yes," said the doctor, "if you will promise to be careful." "I can't tell you what a relief it will be," Harold sighed. "It was such a nuisance crawling outside and shinnying up and down that drainpipe all the time!" ______________________________________________ Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Q: The more pregnant I get the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. ______________________________________________ 
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 Today, Sept 26, in 1777 Philadelphia was occupied by British troops during the American Revolutionary War. 1789 Thomas Jefferson was appointed America's first Secretary of State. John Jay was appointed the first chief justice of the U.S. Samuel Osgood was appointed the first Postmaster-General. Edmund Jennings Randolph was appointed the first Attorney General. 1892 "The King of Marches" was introduced to the general public. (John Philip Sousa) 1908 In "The Saturday Evening Post" an ad for the Edison Phonograph appeared. 1918 During World War I, the Meuse-Argonne offensive against the Germans began. It was the final Allied offensive on the western front. 1950 U.N. troops recaptured the South Korean capital of Seoul from the North Koreans during the Korean Conflict. 1955 The New York Stock Exchange suffered its worst decline since 1929 when the word was released concerning U.S. President Eisenhower's heart attack. 1960 The first televised debate between presidential candidates Richard M. Nixon and John F. Kennedy took place in Chicago, IL. 1962 "The Beverly Hillbillies" premiered on CBS-TV. 1964 "Gilligan's Island" premiered on CBS-TV. The show aired for the last time on September 4, 1967. 1980 The Cuban government abruptly closed Mariel Harbor to end the freedom flotilla of Cuban refugees that began the previous April. 1981 The Boeing 767 made its maiden flight in Everett, WA. 1984 Britain and China initialed a draft agreement on the future of Hong Kong when the Chinese take over ruling the British Colony. 1985 Shamu was born at Sea World in Orlando, FL. Shamu was the first killer whale to survive being born in captivity. 1986 The episode of "Dallas" that had Bobby Ewing returning from the dead was aired. 1990 The Motion Picture Association of America announced that it had created a new rating. The new NC17 rating was to keep moviegoers under the age of 17 from seeing certain films. 1991 Four men and four women began their two-year stay inside the "Biosphere II." The project was intended to develop technology for future space colonies. 1991 The U.S. Congress heard a plea from Kimberly Bergalis concerning mandatory AIDS testing for health care workers. 1993 The eight people who had stayed in "Biosphere II" emerged from their sealed off environment. 1995 The warring factions of Bosnia agreed on guidelines for elections and a future government. 1996 Shannon Lucid returned to Earth after being in space for 188 days. she set a time record for a U.S. astronaut in space and in the world for time spent by a woman in space. 2000 The U.S. House of Representatives passed the Born- Alive Infants Protection Act. The act states that an infant would be considered to have been born alive if he or she is completely extracted or expelled from the mother and breathes and has a beating heart and definite movement of the voluntary muscles. 2000 Slobodan Milosevic conceded that Vojislav Kostunica had won Yugoslavia's presidential election and declared a runoff. The declared runoff prompted mass protests. 2001 In Kabul, Afghanistan, the abandoned U.S. Embassy was stormed by protesters. It was the largest anti-Amercian protest since the terror attacks on New York City and Washington, DC, on September 11. 2001 Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and Israeli Foreign Minister Shimon Peres announced plans to formalize a cease- fire and end a year of fighting in the region. 2006 Facebook was openened to everyone at least 13 years or older with a valid email address. 4 years later they stole my dearwebby@webby.com FaceBook address. 2021 Do smiled. 
 
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