Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, February 13 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today, February 13, in 1997, Astronauts on the space shuttle Discovery brought the Hubble Space Telescope aboard for a tune up. The tune up allowed the telescope to see further into the universe. ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Home invader dines on shrimp, beer and has a bath, leaves $200 for the trouble ___________________________________________________ Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. --- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) ___________________________________________________ GiveSendGo@GiveSendGo Know this! Canada has absolutely ZERO jurisdiction over how we manage our funds here at GiveSendGo. All funds for EVERY campaign on GiveSendGo flow directly to the recipients of those campaigns, not least of which is The Freedom Convoy campaign. ___________________________________________________ Maher Mocks Continued Mask Mandates: In San Francisco, You Have to Wear a Mask When Youre Shoplifting Indoors ____________________________________________________ Su Min Du Taiwan Blue Magpie ____________________________________________________ Trishia is five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After she had a minor accident, her sister accompanied her to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for her height and weight, and she blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds." While the nurse pondered over this information, her sister leaned over to her. "Trishia," she gently chided, "This is not the Internet." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Teral Christesson, 34, Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA Home invader dines on shrimp, beer and has a bath, leaves $200 for the trouble Teral Christesson, 34, was identified by Santa Fe Police as the suspect who entered a home with an AR-style rifle, court documents said. The man had some shrimp, beer and a bath before apologizing and leaving $200 behind to fix a window he had broken. The homeowner was reportedly told by Christesson that he just needed somewhere warm to sleep. The homeowner told police the male was extremely embarrassed and apologetic about the situation, the Albuquerque Journal reported. When asked why he was in the home, Christesson said his family was killed in east Texas and he was running from somebody. He told the man he had been driving but his car had broken down about 160 kilometres outside of Santa Fe. According to court documents, Christesson told police that he had been caught in a blizzard on Sunday and broke into the home out of fear of freezing, The New Mexican reported. He said he felt bad about breaking the window. He was charged with aggravated burglary, larceny and criminal damage to property for the Sunday break-in and an additional aggravated assault charge for the attempted carjacking. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Adrianne Re: Reminder Dear Webby I ned a reminder program that sends me emails or texts prior to important appointments. Preferably free. Adrianne Dear Adrianne I use MyMemorizer and have happily used it for at least 25 years. You get it at Mymemorizer It sends you email or Text (your choice) to remind you of any appointments you put into te calendar. You can make appointments recurring, for example birthdays, or one time, like doctor appointments, and tell it when to send them, for example a month, week,3 days, 2 days, one day, same day before the event. Tou can even set the daytime of the announcement. I highly recommend MyMemorizer. And i is FREE with no naggers to get to a paid version. Have FUN! DearWebby A Bonehead award goes to a Tallahassee, Florida man who, when caught by police taking a pee in public, pulled up his pants, put his cigarette into his pocket and starting running off until his pants ignited, leaving behind a trail of smoke and ashes, according to police who say they caught him when his pants fell down and tripped him. Tallahassee Democrat | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ >From Tina "Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you're carrying around?" the doctor asked the patient. "I just can't seem to lose the weight," the patient said. "Must be an overactive thyroid." "The tests show your thyroid is perfectly normal, if anything is overactive, it's your spoon." --------- Hmmm, I think I have one of those overactive spoons too! Tina ______________________________________________ A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting frantically, "Marian, Marian!" Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided by her, "You shouldn't call me 'Marian.' I'm your mother, you know." "I know," said the child, "but the store is full of mothers." ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he asked. His wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loves him and how life wouldn't be the same without him, etc. Eventually, his puzzled expression made her interrupt her answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?" She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought you asked me if I would marry you again!" As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you marry me again?" Without hesitation, she said, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce." ___________________________________________________ | Today, February 13, in 1542, Catherine Howard was executed for adultery. She was the fifth wife of England's King Henry VIII. 1633, Galileo Galilei arrived in Rome for trial before the Inquisition. 1880, Thomas Edison observed what became known as the Edison Effect for the first time. 1900, The Anglo-German accord of 1899 was ratified by Reichstag, in which Britain renounced rights in Samoa in favor of Germany and the U.S. 1914, The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (known as ASCAP) was formed in New York City. The society was founded to protect the copyrighted musical compositions of its members. 1920, The League of Nations recognized the continued neutrality of Switzerland. 1920, The National Negro Baseball League was organized. 1935, In Flemington, New Jersey, a jury found Bruno Richard Hauptmann guilty of the kidnapping and death of the infant son of Charles and Anne Lindbergh. Hauptmann was later executed for the crimes. 1945, At the end of World War II, the Soviets captured Budapest, Hungary, from the German army. 1945, During World War II, 5000 Allied aircraft began bombing the German city of Dresden for 3 days. 1955, Israel acquired 4 of the 7 Dead Sea scrolls. 1960, France detonated its first atomic bomb. 1971, South Vietnamese troops invaded Laos. They were backed by U.S. air and artillery support. 1984, Konstantin Chernenko was chosen to be general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party's Central Committee, succeeding the late Yuri Andropov. 1990, In Ottawa, the United States and its European allies forged an agreement with the Soviet Union and East Germany on a two-stage formula to reunite Germany. 1991, Hundreds of Iraqis were killed by two laser-guided bombs that destroyed an underground facility in Baghdad. U.S. officials identified the facility as a military installation, but Iraqi officials said it was a bomb shelter. 1997, Astronauts on the space shuttle Discovery brought the Hubble Space Telescope aboard for a tune up. The tune up allowed the telescope to see further into the universe. 1999, A bomb exploded just outside a government-owned bank in southern Kosovo. Nine people were killed. 2000, Charles M. Schulz's last original Sunday "Peanuts" comic strip appeared in newspapers. Schulz had died the day before. 2001, El Savador was hit with an earthquake that measured 6.6 on the Richter Scale. At least 400 people were killed. 2002, In Alexandria, VA, John Walker Lindh pled innocent to a 10-count federal indictment. He was charged with conspiring to kill Americans and aiding Osama bin Laden's terrorist network. 2002, Former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani received an honorary knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II. 2008, Roger Clemens denied having taken performance- enhancing drugs in testimony before Congress. 2008, Hollywood writers ended a 100-day strike. 2021 Do smiled. |
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