Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, September 21 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!  Have FUN! Dearwebby Today's Bonehead Award:  Surgeon and girlfriend raped hundreds  ______________________________________________________ Today, September 21 in 1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish the monarchy. More of today in history at HIstory ______________________________________________________ 
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 He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. --- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), ______________________________________________________ Goldblum was seated comfortably in his living room one evening when a rock crashed through the window and landed at his feet, amidst a shower of splintered glass. To the rock was attached a note: "Unless you pay us $10,000 according to instructions, we will kidnap your wife." After some thought, Smith sat down at his desk and penned a reply: "Gentlemen, Your rock of this date has been received. I don't have $10,000 busgeted for that project. However, keep in touch, as your proposition interests me." ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  ______________________________________________________ A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love. "How awful !" exclaimed the wife. "Si, but what a great way to spend eternity." added the guide." _____________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Vickey for this one: "Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving. "Don't you see that car is braking?" Then she snapped, "Don't pass that truck, his tire is wobbling." The husband turned on his CB and informed the trucker about his loose wheel. The wife, in a nasty mood because of a headache, was irritated by the incessant squealing of the CB. "Why do you always get so much static?" she asked. "Because," her long-suffering husband replied, "I'm married." ______________________________________________________   Boys need Fries. Watch their legs below the cardboard! _____________________________________________________ 
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 ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Grant W. Robicheaux, 38, Newport Beach, California  Calif. Surgeon and Girlfriend May Have Raped Hundreds  California prosecutors say Robicheaux drugged victims. We've all heard of a wolf in sheep's clothing," Orange County DA Tony Rackauckas told reporters Tuesday. "Well, a wolf can wear scrubs or doctor's clothing. Or a wolf can be a beautiful woman." Rackauckas announced that a prominent surgeon and his girlfriend have been charged with sexually assaulting two women and prosecutors suspect there could be many more victims, KTLA reports. Grant William Robicheaux, 38, and Cerissa Laura Riley, 31, have been charged with multiple felonies including rape by the use of drugs. Prosecutors say the couple worked in tandem to find victims, drug them, and bring them back to Robicheaux's apartment, where they videotaped sexual assaults. Robicheaux and Riley are accused of possessing large quantities of drugs, including GHB, cocaine, and ecstasy. Prosecutors tell the BBC that the suspects' phones yielded "thousands and thousands" of videos of possible victims. "There are several videos where the women in the videos appear to be highly intoxicated beyond the ability to consent or resist and they are barely responsive to the defendants' sexual advances," Rackauckas says. "Based on this evidence we believe there might be many unidentified victims out there." He says prosecutors believe the "defendants used their good looks and charms to lower the inhibitions of their potential prey." Robicheaux appeared in an episode of the Bravo reality series Online Dating Rituals of the American Male, reports People. 
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 A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in. Pretending to be a busy doctor, he picked up the phone just as the man came in. "Yes, that's right. The fee is $200. Yes, I'll expect you ten past two. Alright. No later. I'm a very busy man." He hung up and turned to the man waiting. "May I help you?" "No," said the man, "I just came in to install the phone...." 
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 Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me." she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see." nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter." "For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the Nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward." ___________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Checkout Surprise  Tired of being surprised by the total when you get at the checkout? Carry a small calculator and keep a running total as you go through the store. It eliminates the surprise (or shock) of hearing the total from the checker and also makes it easy to stick to your grocery budget.  Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com  ____________________________________________________   
  
 
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 ___________________________________________________ Prayer One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river. "Poof!" God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and ability to cross this river. "Poof!" God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, ability, a nd intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, walked a quarter mile upriver and across the bridge. ___________________________________________________ 
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 A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." ____________________________________________________  
 Today, September 21 in 1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish the monarchy. 1784 "The Pennsylvania Packet and Daily Advertiser" was published for the first time in Philadelphia. It was the first daily paper in America. 1893 Frank Duryea took what is believed to be the first American gasoline-powered automobile for a test drive. The "horseless carriage" was designed by Frank and Charles Duryea. 1897 The New York Sun ran the "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" editorial. It was in response to a letter from 8-year- old Virginia O'Hanlon. 1931 Britain went off the gold standard. 1931 Japanese forces began occupying China's northeast territory of Manchuria. 1937 J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" was first published. 1949 Communist leaders proclaimed The People's Republic of China. 1961 Antonio Abertondo swam the English Channel (in both directions) in 24 hours and 25 minutes. 1964 Malta gained independence from Britain. 1966 The Soviet probe Zond 5 returned to Earth. The spacecraft completed the first unmanned round-trip flight to the moon. 1973 Henry Kissinger was confirmed by the U.S. Senate to become 56th Secretary of State. He was the first naturalized citizen to hold the office of Secretary of State. 1981 The U.S. Senate confirmed Sandra Day O'Connor to be the first female justice on the U.S. Supreme Court. 1981 Belize gained full independence from Great Britain. 1982 Amin Gemayel was elected president of Lebanon. He was the brother of Bashir Gemayel who was the president-elect when he was assassinated. 1985 North and South Korea opened their borders for their family reunion program. 1993 Russian President Boris N. Yeltsin announced that he was ousting the Communist-dominated Congress. The action was effectively seizing all state power. 1996 The board of all-male Virginia Military Institute voted to admit women. 2018 Do smiled. 
 

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