Good Morning, Do, Today is Thursday, March 8 Thank you Claude! Trump sure has the Commies all confused with the tariffs! Normally Democrats demand tariffs to protect union members, but during Obama's days, bribes from Socialist countries counted for more. Apparently foreign unions are closer to Stalin, Putin and Soros. Now, with Trump announcing that he is going to level the playing field, the Democrats fear that they are going to loose their big bribes. They don't give a hoot about American Steelworkers and Aluminum smelter workers. What are the steel and smelter workers saying about the Democrats whining about tariffs leveling the field? "That's a bunch of Pelosi! We can make our own rails and our own beer cans. No need for subsidized imports stealing our jobs!" I agree with the steel and smelter workers 100%. I used to be one of them! Have FUN! Dearwebby Todays Bonehead Award: Father and 19-year-old daughter caught having sex in somebody else's garden Bonehead ______________________________________________________ Today, March 8 in 1618 Johann Kepler discovered the third Law of Planetary Motion. See More of what happened on this day in history.
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 ______________________________________________________ If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. --- Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727) Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. --- John Barrymore (1882 - 1942) "Live so that your friends can defend you, but never have to." --- Arnold Glasow Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. --- Evan Esar ----------------- Actually Economics is the same, but there the confusions change more frequently. _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  ______________________________________________________ Rina got lost with her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, but you can follow me over to K-Mart" ______________________________________________________ Andy came to work one day limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while." Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey." Andy, "Well, I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the TV." _____________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________   White Egret Orchid (Habenaria Radiata) _____________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________________ About a year ago a friend, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up. "They think we have an accent," she replied. "But they have an accent, right?", Brent asked. "They talk funny?" "Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain. "To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a-w-n out." His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?" _____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Justin Bunn, 39, Taylor Bunn, 19 Panama City, Floriduh  Father and 19-year-old daughter caught having sex in somebody else's back garden  A Florida man and his 19-year-old daughter have been charged with incest after they were seen having sex in the backyard of a Panama City residence, according to court records. Justin Bunn, 39, and his daughter Taylor reportedly admitted to the consensual February 18 encounter, police say. A Panama City Police report charges that a witness spotted the Bunns having sexual intercourse in a missionary position in the backyard of a home about three miles from a residence the Bunns (seen above) share. Following his arrest Tuesday, Justin Bunn reportedly confessed to having sex with his daughter, but stated it was an isolated incident. Taylor Bunn, police report, also made several admissions about having sexual intercourse with her father. The Bunns have each been charged with incest, a felony. A judge yesterday set Justin Bunn's bond at $5000, while his daughter will have to post $1000 to secure her release from the Bay County jail. The Bunns have been ordered to have no contact in any manner with each other.  _________________________________  Tech Support Pits From the Tech Support Pits: From: Monk Re: Saving videos  Dear Webby, I am just now catching up with my old Webby news letters. What must I do to put your November Bonus link (a Pittance of time) into my video or my music folder in my omputer, Sir? Monk  Dear Monk When you play it with MediaPlayer, let it play to the end, then click on File SaveAs and tell it where on your computer you want to park it. Have FUN! DearWebby    
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Start Your Day With a List If you are generally disorganized, get a spiral notebook and start making lists. Start by writing today's date followed by everything you need to do that day. As you finish items, cross them out with a single line, so you can still read what it said. If there is anything still on your list at the end of the day, write it at the top of the list the following day. Start your day with a list and you get more done. Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________ Political Correctness: A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. --- Kati

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It has been too long since I drove Route 66! ___________________________________________________ When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to him. One morning she entered his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his bottom. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay just like that until I get back!" She left the door to his room open on her way out, and he cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" "Yes, sure." said the doctor. "But never with Poison Ivy." ___________________________________________________

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Today, March 8 in 1618 Johann Kepler discovered the third Law of Planetary Motion. 1702 England's Queen Anne took the throne upon the death of King William III. 1782 The Gnadenhutten massacre took place. About 90 Indians were killed by militiamen in Ohio in retaliation for raids carried out by other Indians. 1855 A train passed over the first railway suspension bridge at Niagara Falls, NY. 1862 The Confederate ironclad "Merrimack" was launched. 1887 The telescopic fishing rod was patented by Everett Horton. 1894 A dog license law was enacted in the state of New York. It was the first animal control law in the U.S. 1904 The Bundestag in Germany lifted the ban on the Jesuit order of priests. 1905 In Russia, it was reported that the peasant revolt was spreading to Georgia. 1909 Pope Pius X lifted the church ban on interfaith marriages in Hungary. 1910 In France, Baroness de Laroche became the first woman to obtain a pilot's license. 1910 The King of Spain authorized women to attend universities. 1911 In Europe, International Women's Day was celebrated for the first time. 1911 British Minister of Foreign Affairs Edward Gray declared that Britain would not support France in the event of a military conflict. 1917 Russia's "February Revolution" began with rioting and strikes in St. Petersburg. The revolution was called the "February Revolution" due to Russia's use of the Old Style calendar. 1921 Spanish Premier Eduardo Dato was assassinated while leaving the Parliament in Madrid. 1921 After WWI French troops occupied Dusseldorf. 1933 Self-liquidating scrip money was issued for the first time at Franklin, IN. 1941 Martial law was proclaimed in Holland in order to extinguish any anti-Nazi protests. 1942 During World War II, Japanese forces captured Rangoon, Burma. 1943 Japanese forces attacked American troops on Hill 700 in Bougainville. The battle lasted five days. 1945 Phyllis Mae Daley received a commission in the U.S. Navy Nurse Corps. She later became the first African-American nurse to serve duty in World War II. 1946 In New York City, the "Journal American" became the first commercial business to receive a helicopter license. 1946 The French naval fleet arrived at Haiphong, Vietnam. 1948 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that religious instruction in public schools was unconstitutional. Things have gone downhill ever since. 1953 A census bureau report indicated that 239,000 farmers had quit farming over the last 2 years. 1954 France and Vietnam opened talks in Paris on a treaty to form the state of Indochina. 1959 Groucho, Chico and Harpo made their final TV appearance together. 1961 Max Conrad circled the globe in a record time of eight days, 18 hours and 49 minutes in the Piper Aztec. 1965 The U.S. landed about 3,500 Marines in South Vietnam. They were the first U.S. combat troops to land in Vietnam. 1966 Australia announced that it would triple the number of troops in Vietnam. 1973 Two bombs exploded near Trafalgar Square in Great Britain. 234 people were injured. 1982 The U.S. accused the Soviets of killing 3,000 Afghans with poison gas. 1985 The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) reported that 407,700 Americans were millionaires. That was more than double the total from just five years before. 1986 Four French television crewmembers were abducted in west Beirut. All four were eventually released. 1988 In Fort Campbell, KY, 17 U.S. soldiers were killed when two Army helicopters collided in midair. 1989 In Lhasa, Tibet, martial law was declared after three days of protest against Chinese rule. 1999 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the conviction of Timothy McVeigh for the bombing of a federal building in Oklahoma City in 1995. 1999 The White House, under President Bill Clinton, directed the firing of nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee from his job at the Los Alamos National Laboratory. The firing was a result of alleged security violations. 2001 The U.S. House of Representatives voted for an across-the-board tax cut of nearly $1 trillion over the next decade. 2005 In norther Chechnya, Chechen rebel leader Aslan Maskhadov was killed during a raid by Russian forces. 2018 Do smiled.

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